<i>Astride a horse, laden with McDonald's, an old man, clad in nothing but a speedo, rides past the mall. The scent emanating from the chicken McNuggets in the paper bag which was strapped to the horse, tantalized any person close enough to gaze upon his glory. As he rode by, bottles of cheap liquor fell from within his speedo. He rides off into the sunset majestically.</i>

To purchase the entire McDonald's corporation.

Canada fake lmao.

<i>Peter dips his finger in Szechuan McNugget dipping sauce, and draws an immensely large portrait of an erect phallus in one of the name slots.</i> Damn ingrates, respect my power. <i>He urinates along the wall for good measure. Shortly after, he mounts a large white stallion, bottles of alcohol freely raining from within his parka. He cracks his whip and the horse takes off with blinding speed, McMagiverson whispers under his breath.</i> Remember the Alamo.