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Yet another unusual day in persona universe
(It was a strange day indeed downtown shibuya now all of a sudden has a flat screen tv that was as tall as a skyscraper some bystanders even ramed their cars into the bottom of the thing because they were busy Takeuchi selfies) SHUT UP NARRATOR oh wait (realizes that blu himself is the narrator) what have I done
A tall, grey-haired figure leans against the side of the tv, poking one hand into it Tell me, do you just do these things for the laughs or is there an actual purpose behind it?
Blu
(This series is for laughs)
The world bursts into flames as a black figure can be seen clearly through the fire. There is no God now, only Fire.
(edited by Fire)
The grey-haired figure leans forward and taps the computer screen Yes, hello, mister writer, I was talking to the character, not you
Blu
(The tv turns on by itself revealing the tv world, all the Yu's all of a sudden came running towards the tv)
Blu
The grey-haired figure leans forward and taps the computer screen Yes, hello, mister writer, I was talking to the character, not you I know your talking about the character that in the parentheses before was what I was thinking
(edited by Blu)
But one refYused...
The grey-haired figure leans forward and taps the computer screen Yes, hello, mister writer, I was talking to the character, not you I know your talking about the character that in the parentheses before was what I was thinking The grey-haired figure sighs before stepping through the TV Well great, now I'm a telepath, thanks writer. Finally, he retcons himself, image shattering like dust in the wind
A mysterious figure in white armor, concealing his face with a white hood, and with what may seem like a cross on the side of his hood. "...What is this madness right now?"
Blu
I knew a yu would be here you got lucky (yu-narukami notices all the Yu's went in the tv only to fall 526789 ft in the air)
(edited by Blu)
I knew a yu would be here you got lucky (yu-narukami notices all the Yu's went in the tv only to fall 526789 ft in the air) The mysterious figure walks up to Blu, "Mister, do you know what is happening right now?"
Blu
Yes a group of cats turn into buses and kidnap someone on drugs (one second later a group of cats turn into buses and kidnap someone on drugs)
My my, what a unique power. Everything this man says comes true.
Blu
Someone gets chased (one second later someone was running from angry akenchi's who are trying to kill him for ruining the pancake gods image)
Yes a group of cats turn into buses and kidnap someone on drugs (one second later a group of cats turn into buses and kidnap someone on drugs) "Everything you say is true...? That sounds like a power that some hero had in a comic book." (Umbrella Academy, anyone?)
Imagine the chaos if this man said that god is fake.
Leo
A portal appears and Leo comes from it. Closing portal. the portal disappears Greetings, what are you doing here?
Blu
(Yeah but I would not say that this power is permanent)
Crazy Diamond, who can now be seen by non stand users, appears from out of nowhere and floats over to the group of people
Blu
There is this giant tv that appeared here
Leo
Alert: detected something floating over us. What? Leo looks up What is that? analysis...
"This is the passage of fate" *A mountain flips everyone off*
There is this giant tv that appeared hereThe mysterious figure then holds his revolver at Blu, "You must be an Adept, wouldn't you! This must be of a new power that has been revealed...I'll be glad to use it for a cleaner cause!"
Blu
How dare you (presses a button and launched a missle at the mountain but instead hits a hobo) shoot I'm a bad aim
Leo
Alert: this place is in chaos right now, proprosal: stay on guard. Oh... really? Can someone explain me what is going on?
"Cease what you are doing at once, Adept!" He prepares to fire his revolver
Blu
What do you mean I was knocked out when it happened (see the 39 post in a very unusual day in persona universe)
Crazy D just watches what's going on around him
Blu
I didn't do anything
I didn't do anything"You wrecked everything and your existence is mere proof that you should perish! Adepts are monsters that will destroy everything, and should be destroyed in turn"
Blu
Why would I cause all those Yu's to fall off the edge in the tv world I have nothing against them
"Lies...my people have been discriminated against for ions. This TV must have been a trap to do away with them."
"Well, why did they in the first place?" The figure takes the shield-like object from his back and holds it on his left as he holds the gun on his right
Also missile murder. Imagine if that video got out to the government.
Blu
Look it's not my fault I didn't even have this power before (everyone witnesses a bunch of cats loading Yu's from the tv onto a bus and escaping)
Pat
*Is just here... and still has a broken arm*
Leo
Leo stayes away and looks. Alert: d- Ssssh... is better if you don't say anything... Suddenly a book goes out from Leo Understood, but I'll scan the area. Scanning...
Blu
What government (weeks before) prime minister: alright I am takeing full control here so all of you are fired government: but you can't do- (prime minister throws Everyone that worked for the government out the window)
(edited by Blu)
Look it's not my fault I didn't even have this power before (everyone witnesses a bunch of cats loading Yu's from the tv onto a bus and escaping)"Well, you shall never have it again..." He flicks the gun hammer up as if to change modes for his gun and then shoots a purple bullet at Blu, point blank
Kicks everyone in the nuts and runs away
Blu
(The bullet disappears before it made contact)
Leo
Alert: Crazy- Leo dodged the kick Why? Eh! Come back here! Alert: he already left. sigh.
"What?!" He is surprised that the bullet didn't hit him at all. "But, how could...the Greed Snatcher be avoided that close? What adept are you?!" He then puts the shield to his right arm and is suddenly forms an bow like weapon, "Take this, Million Eater!" the bow glows yellow and flies generate from it, rushing towards Blu as in a manner to eat him up.
*Reshapes the world*
Blu
(The flies start chasing after the cats in the bus)
*Reshapes the world*"No." The figure shoots another "Greed Snatcher" bullet at Zanza
Leo
I leave, open a portal to my room. Opening portal. A portal appars in front of Leo, he walks in and leaves, after that the portal disappeared.
Fat Albert comes in through a portal of light. Hey hey hey, i'm the master of the keyblade!
Blu
Well that was (all of a sudden the prime minister fell through a window and slammed into the pavement below, everyone looks shocked) so that's where that bullet teleported to.
(The flies start chasing after the cats in the bus)"Damn it, it works better when there is one person only..." He flips the shield around, creating another bow while deactivating the other as it glows purple, "Petrify, Envious Gorgon!"
(edited by Copen)
Well that was (all of a sudden the prime minister fell through a window and slammed into the pavement below, everyone looks shocked) so that's where that bullet teleported to."...you have teleportation power's huh?" He takes the gun again, "Now, as you stand, turn to stone!" a ray of purple light shines from the nozzle of the bow.
G.Yu steps down from the Golden heavens, staring at the chaos with a card in Yu's hand, sparkling with light What was this aboYut Yu? As G.Yu Yu should know.
Blu
(copens move is interrupted when someone yells THE PRIME MINISTER IS NO MORE, everyone goes on rampage committing all sorts of crimes)
(edited by Blu)
(Those who look at the rays, turn to stone immediately)
"Rise Yus! Rise from the ashes and we shall rule this mortal plane!" A group of Yu's begin to step up to the OG Yu. They begin muttering about truth as they follow him into glorious battle to take over the city.
Blu
(Some of the pepole turn to stone)
Stubborn mortals...So desperate to cling to your pathetic lives...Even when there is NO HOPE FOR YOU!
HeYu! Those are Yu's Yus! Yu shall paYu for this Yu! Face Yu in honorable combat!
Blu
Great I knew that newspaper from the first part in this series warned about this (newspaper: Yu's are takeing over prepare for domination)
Pat
*Sighs* why is this my life
Akechi followed G.Yu for a week and he finally stops running after all of it, with little to no strenght left he just goes infront of him and yells Yu! Yu forgot this the last time yu were at leblanc, i must go now there are other matter that need my presence. he then just throws a package at G.Yu face and leaves. the package had explosive golden pancakes inside btw.
Eh? G.Yu opens the box and promptly gets blown up, killing him instantly, rip Yu
Blu
That's one down and.............over 9000 to go.......RUN!!!!
"Golden Yu, Yu truly are the most foolish of the Narukamis...and to think I expected more from Yu. It matters not, Yu will all pay for the crimes against my people..." The Yus begin filling the streets and attacking anyone against Yu. This is a revolYution.
Blu
(Holds out a hand to copen) we won't survive here come on
Pat
*sighs* well guess im going to have to deal with the pain *Pat takes out her bow*
(edited by Pat)
(grabs his hand) "Fine, for this once, I'll trust you Adept..." He fires at the Yus with regular bullets, taking pot shots at them
Blu
I know a place the Yu's can't touch us follow me
a laugh can be heard from outside the thread as Akechi makes a victorious face. Yu can't attack the one that is not present i'm afraid as yu may notice by the post above i already left while you're still trapped in the first page of this thing. My revenge has been completed and there is nothing yu can do about it, farewell to Yu.
You cannot defy my will!
Blu
(Blu and copen head down a dark alleyway and heads up some stairs that just appeared and they go through a doorway)
Once upon an evening dreary, while Gleamstar yawned, eyes so bleary, Over many a long hour spent pondering Nexus lore— While she nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a laughing, As of some one gently laughing, laughing at the thread some more. “’Tis some user," she muttered, “laughing at the chaos galore— Only this and nothing more.”
Yu moonwalks into the area and does an infinite spin
*Fat Albert is not pleased, he summons a 2nd keyblade to show this.* Hey hey hey, this place is a gay disgrace!
(edited by Fat_Albert)
"What the? I didn't come back for this! IM OUTTA HERE!" Junpei logs out
Pat
*Pat takes out a arrow and gets ready for anything*
Blu
(They appear in a room made of marble, it has some rusted weapons hanging from the pillars spiderwebs and old torn books) this here is the unknown room it's been long abandoned But for some reason it's invisible to Yu's there is this torn page from a journal that mentions someone who went in with a yu watching the yu thought the person Floated in the air and vanished out of existence
Fat Albert uses a powerful fire spell on those who defy Yu. Hey hey hey, you can't get away!
Blu
(Blu hears someone screaming as if they had been set on fire) Oh dang it's crazy out there
But the power of TRUTH reveals the room to all of the Yus, and Yu spins into it
(edited by Dance_Yu)
Blu
Well shoot lets get out of here ( a rocket appears before them and they get in and launch off before the Yu's attacked)
Pat
*Pat fires an explosive arrow at an empty building, the building explodes and some of the parts of the building blocks the road*
Blu
(All the other Yu's noticed the rocket)
The power of Yu's spin lifts him towards the rocket
(Copen takes a shot at Dance Yu) "Die abomination!"
(edited by Copen)
Blu
Some place safe but first I have to get rid of this dead weight (Removes bottom part of rocket which gets sent flying towards dance yu and the rocket heads out of shibuya at top speed)
The bullet gets knocked back towards Copen because of the ultimate power of the spin, also the spin cuts through the part of the rocket
(edited by Dance_Yu)
2 Boxes have been delivered ot the Yu's one has written in giant characters Truth and the other Dance. A letter is there too, just to explain why those were here. These boxes have your favorite thing inside, i sent them as an apology for killing the other Yu. From, Akec i mean a totally unrelated person. Those are an explosive trap aswell. ;3
Blu
(Notices the yu) dang it we have to get rid of him or the others will follow
Yu begins walking towards it but one thing Aketchi didn't consider was that OG Yu wasn't the only one reaching out towards the truth. Before he can open it a group of Yu's snatch it away and begin tearing it apart piece by piece. The group is engulfed in the explosion as they become nYu more.
Yu kicks the box back towards the rocket while still spinning I will not accept gifts from Yu!
Blu
Wait he's dance yu so his weakness might be....... Pulls out a radio playing the top 20 cringiest songs out there and tosses it to the yu
"Damn it!" Copen grabs his shield-like weapon and is able to block the bullet with the armor in it
Pat
*Pat shoots 3 explosive arrows at the two Yu's following the rocket*
Blu
(Notices the box comeing towards them) well I tried (the box explodes part of the rocket makeing them about to crash into the landscape below)
Yu then starts breakdancing in the air, kicking the arrows back at Pat
Blu
(Time appears to stop for a moment for everything happening right now) will they survive, can the Yu's be stopped, will there be pancakes find out on part 4 coming tomorrow afternoon TO BE CONTINUED..........