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Unusual day in persona universe: THE FINALE
(Blu and everybody are now in a cave hiding so.....yeah )
*Fat Albert decends from the heavens as you hear echoed throughout...* HEY HEY HEY!
Blu
Oh @&$@ how did he get here in the prehistoric time
You fool, no one can hide from me!
Blu
(Pocket watch finishes recharging)
*Fat Albert uses Stopza to stop the pocket watch.* Hey hey hey, time travel is gay!
Blu
How else do we get back
Simple, just don't be gay and accept me into your heart.
*Fat Albert points his keyblade at Blu.* ... The only thing you'll be going back in is in a body bag.
Blu
I'm not gay and from the fact that you killed everybody even my future self I'm not going to accept
*DAISY LIGHTS A NEON CANDLE IN THE CAVE* HI I'M DAISY
Armageddon
You’re all dead now congrats
*Fat Albert gets ready to strike down Blu.* In the end... *He hits Blu with more force than he ever used.* It has to be this way.
I mean you can NOT accept that as much as you want but it still means they're dead.
Clockwork pieces begin forming throughout the air. A ticking is heard throughout the entire area as a being encased in metal armor appears floating in mid air and surrounded by clock work. "Who's messing with time? Like seriously, the one thing you shouldn't mess with is time! Dammit, who do I have to erase the existence of now?"
*DAISY ABSORBS THE ARMAGEDDON INTO A SPIRIT BOMB AND THROWS IT BLOWING UP THE CAVE AND THREE PLANETS* DAISY CANNOT BE KILLED DAISY IS FUELED BY TENNIS AND WHISKY
Blu
(The force breaks fat Alberts key blade )
*Dio runs into the area and stops time with THE WORLD*
*Except for the fact that keyblades don't break.* Hey hey hey, it was this gay! *He points at Blu.*
Blu
They are not dead not as long as I'm standing (notices a small piece of the key blade stabed into his knee)
(edited by Blu)
"Stopping time is fine actually. It's just traveling through time that pisses me off! Mortals should not tamper with that which I rein over and time travel messes with not only time but fate as well!" The god of time seems quite upset. Best be careful or he'll ERASE you.
*Fat Albert yells to Clockwork God.* Hey hey hey, the guy who messed with time is this gay! *Points at Blu again.*
*THE WORLD punches Blu five times* "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!"
Blu
(Kneels before clockwork God ) please forgive me I was trying to stop the prime minister from being killed so that the Yu's would not invade the world
And then Blu fuckin died
"Thank you dear key blade master!" The Clockwork God would wave his arm in Blu's direction. Shortly after a clockwork gear with the number 3 within appears under him. The gear would follow him wherever he goes. When it reaches 0 Blu would be erased from existence. "This makes my job so much easier. If you have any final words I'd recommend saying them quickly."
"The prime minister's fate was to die as was the Yu's to invade the world. There is no way around fate. You may only accept it."
(edited by Clockwork_God)
Good effort, lotta good it did. Hahaha.
You should be dead, clockwork gayboy
*Fat Albert gives a thumbs up.* Hey hey hey, it's a good day when the gay goes away!
Blu
You can't kill me off only me can kill me off (travels to the time of the second unusual day in persona universe and gets run over by past Blu) past Blu: what was that..... I guess it was some hobo
For everytime Blu has pulled some Blushit, add another death. He will die eventually.
"Well, that solves that issue. My job here is done. Now to return to the abnormality known as the Nexus core so I can DELETE the entire world." With that the clockwork deity would disappear in a burst of temporal energy.
(edited by Clockwork_God)
"STOP GODMODDING!"
*Except for the part where a stop spell was already used on the pocket watch meaning that you wouldn't even be able to travel through time.*
Well you can D E L E T E this entire thread, clockwork geyboy
Blu
(And so finally everybody could rest easily knowing that they somewhat succeeded) (turns off tv) joker: finally no more of that no scene a yu: hey yu did not forget our deal did yu
(edited by Blu)
*Shoots Blu in the head, killing him instantly.*
Blu
(Coming soon unusual day in YUniverse starring every yu ever)
*Dio jumps out a the TV and shoots both the fake Yu and Joker with his revolver, killing them instantly*
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/988/888/490.jpg
OOC or maybe IC: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/320107880772796417/387365508552327168/Untitled.png
I declare this thread 100% Canon.
Hey guys! What did I missed?
"HO! HO! HO!" A boisterous laugh pierces the skies as sleigh bells ring out. From the sky a glowing red light is seen and it begins to descend rapidly. Within moments, the group is treated to jolly old Saint Nick and his trusty steeds. The plump man in the red suit would hop out of the sleigh with a grin reaching from rosy cheek to rosy cheek. "Ho! Ho! Okay...who's the one that's getting a candy cane beating? The missus doesn't take kindly to time shenanigans."
God help me.
NO HANKEY PANKEY
God help me. Dio's Italian for god, so I'm always here to help.
Reaper was right, we should have quit with him.
There is no god anymore, god is dead.
DAISY IS YOUR GOD NOW GIVE ME A KISS BLU
(edited by DAISY)
Blu
What?
No, I'm god motherfuckers!
DAISY IS YOUR GOD NOW AND DAISY DEMANDS A HAREM PUCKER UP LOVER BOY
Blu
Your starting to creep me out
Actually that's me, I'm God.
Blu
I'm sorry I'm not gay or anything it's just so sudden especially if your forcing it with caps
That's kind of hot.
NOT OF THE DAISYVERSE YOU'RE NOT GET OUT OF DAISYS SAFESPACE
IF YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT GAY YOU'RE GAY BIPPITY BAY NOW YOU'RE GAY
Blu
Enough with assuming $&@#
Marry Daisy, Blu. Or I'll have to arrest you for denying a request from god herself.
WANT THAT KISS THEN BABY
Blu
.............ok
Oh man this is getting ugly! I'm outta here! Star-yu swam away in the distance
Mate, you'd better do it.
*PUTS ON LIPSTICK AND GIVES BLU A BIG SEXY SMOOCH* MUAH
Blu
(Kisses daisy)
*Monkey holds a gun up to Blu* Now marry her.
MARRY ME BLU AND LET'S RULE THE DAISYVERSE
Blu
No if I'm forced to marry someone then dang it (grabs gun from police monkey and puts it to his own head)
Blu
Make one move and I'll do it
[Flips off Blu as he sips something from a flask.] Fuck this. [Gadget grapple hooks away.]
NO BLU MY LOVE IF YOU DIE DAISY WILL KILL ALL OF NAHOS ALTS IN MOURNING
Blu
Goodbye then........(points gun at daisy and shoots)
[There's a "present" Gadget had made for Blu, the present is a homemade bomb that's gonna go off in...] ... ... BOOM BANG EXPLOSION SOUNDS
*MATRIX BACK FLIPS AND DOES A 360 IN THE AIR AND NO SCOPES BLU* YOU CAN'T BREAK DAISYS HEART DAISY IS A GOD OF VENGEANCE AND TENNIS SHE KNOWS 300 GRAPPLING HOLDS AND IS AN EXPERT KUNG FU MMA JU JITSU CAGE FIGHTER AND SLAM POET DAISY WILL KICK YOUR GAY ASS
Blu
[There's a "present" Gadget had made for Blu, the present is a homemade bomb that's gonna go off in...] ... ... BOOM BANG EXPLOSION SOUNDS https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ufmrn7BCuA
[Yes, everyone died except Daisy and the monkey... also Gadget coughs up blood offscreen due to that bandicam watermark.]
WELL TIME TO GO FIND WHISKY AND HOOKERS *JUMPS OFFSCREEN*
*Momkey kicks Blu in the balls then runs away*
"Not so fast!" Zero Offscreen shoots the momkey in the head "There! that's my revenge!"