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Joe_Kuru

Joe's "Average Joe's Cafe"

It was another beautiful (and chaotic) day in the Nexus. Joe had just recently set up a coffee shop... in a world that seems to get its share of coffee shops by the dozens... and was preparing for to tackle the day, donning a clean white apron, washed hands, tons of coffee cups, coffee makers both modern and old-school... and for security measures, a Banhammer. The Banhammer was actually just an ordinary hammer with "BAN" slapped on the side, but he wasn't about to let troublemakers know that. Once things were prepared, he took a deep breath and flipped the sign over to "Opened."

Haruko

*A teenager finds the cafe first, it seems.* Oh hey, an actual brick and mortar cafe. Not like that bicycle one I usually find.

Quintus_Geminus

A young man in a thick gray coat would walk in with a nervous look. He'd examine the place thoroughly as if trying to compare something before stepping up to the counter. "Uh, hey. I just noticed you opened up so...uh, what kind of specialty blend do you have if I I can order one of those, that is."

Joe_Kuru

Welcome to Average Joe's. *He welcomed the newcomers, extending his hand to one of the many empty seats in front of his counter.* Please, have a seat. Can I get you anything?

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-Shino-

*following the familiar scent of coffee, Shino enters the cafe, glancing briefly around as she does* Well, it's quaint in here, I'll give it that.

HibkiKuze

*Hibki opens the door and walks inside before looking around. His hood is up over his head and he has large gloves and boots on for some reason, these gloves and boots are comically big for someone of his stature.* Good afternoon, can I just get a glass of water? *He walks over to the nearest booth and sits down.*

Joe_Kuru

Good afternoon, can I just get a glass of water? Coming right up! *Joe grabbed a clean glass, going to the fridge to fill it with neatly homemade ice cubes, then over to the water dispenser, carefully watching the cup fill up with fresh, clean water until it was at the appropriate level. He walked on over to the booth to give Hibki his water.* Here you go. I hope you enjoy.

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Haruko

Oh hey. Uhm... what do you serve here? Just coffee?

HibkiKuze

Thanks! *He takes off the large gloves to reveal paws, He than takes the glass and sips at the water every once in a while.* So did you just open this place? Be warned this place has a issue with coffee shops for some reason. They tend to get blown up.

-Shino-

*Shino takes a seat, pulling a book seemingly out of nowhere as she does* Can I get a nice cup of green tea please? It helps me concentrate while studying.

Joe_Kuru

Oh hey. Uhm... what do you serve here? Just coffee? That, and curry, ice cream pies, simple stuff for the most part. I'm hoping to expand the menu once business has become stable.

Haruko

Oh, you serve curry? That's something I don't think I've ever seen a cafe sell.

Unit_Spectre

*Spectre walks in while wearing his bulky MG Cerberus exo-suit* Finally something for me to take legit break...

Joe_Kuru

Can I get a nice cup of green tea please? It helps me concentrate while studying. Hold on a second... Ah come on, where'd I put that box...? *Joe shuffled through the counter cabinets looking for...* Aha! Here it is! *Joe produced an old-style water kettle, a portable burner, and a variety box of tea bags, quickly assembling the set up. He filled the kettle with water and placed it on the burner, flipping it on.* It'll take a little bit for the water to get hot. Oh, you serve curry? That's something I don't think I've ever seen a cafe sell. *Joe rubbed the back of his head, smiling a little bit.* Well, it looks like I have a slight advantage over the other shops then.

Hanami_CU_9029

A girl enters shyly, looking around before running to Shino's booth, giving the owner and quick polite bow before sitting down

HibkiKuze

*Hibki gets up and walks to the bathrooms, leaving his empty glass behind*

Unit_Spectre

*he takes a seat on the stool* Got anything that may fuel a empty stomach?

-Shino-

*She nods and flips to a spot in the book* That's fine, I'm in no huge rush, so I can wait. Just gotta make sure I'm getting these stances right. *she then notices Hana* Oh hey Hana, wasn't expecting you here.

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Ryoma_Sakamichi

The wandering barista pedals around the busy city with a smile on his face. However, his smile begins to shrink as his eyes catch the sight of a brand new cafe. Oh for the love of... The man sighs as he pulls off to the side of the road and parks his bike. He turns to stare at the storefront with a complicated expression. I am grateful that I have competition, but to have this many cafes in such a concentrated space? I shall have to redouble my efforts! The man opts to visit his competition. He approaches the door and walks in with his hands in his apron pockets. A quick headcount allows him to survey the number of patrons. Modest. With a genuine smile, the man walks over and sits by the counter. He just watches the barista work with eager eyes.

Haruko

Well at least your leg up is better than just having an itallian name. Let's hope your coffee's better, too. *she'd laugh a bit awkwardly....* I'll take a coffee and curry.

Joe_Kuru

Got anything that may fuel a empty stomach? Sure. I have curry simmering in the back, and a classic cookies and cream ice cream pie in the freezer. Do you want either one of those? I'll take a coffee and curry. Sure thing. What kind of brew do you want, and do you want your curry mild or hot?

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Addalme

Addalme opens the door and walks in. Greetings. He takes a seat next to the counter When you can.

Unit_Spectre

Curry sound right up my ally. *he hands Kuru around 50 dollars on the counter*

Reperzel

(The 7'3 man kicks the door open, with his 7'1 claymore dragging behind him)......'sup

Joe_Kuru

(The 7'3 man kicks the door open, with his 7'1 claymore dragging behind him)......'sup *Joe quickly looked at giant with a scowl, keeping his hand close to the Banhammer* That was very rude of you. I'd appreciate it if you showed some manners while in here. Curry sound right up my ally. *Joe was taken aback by the 50 bucks. Holy jeez his menu wasn't that expensive, was it?* I'll get your curry ready right away. Ah jeez, business is lively already... *He quickly walked into the kitchen to get the orders prepared. This might take a bit of time...*

Haruko

I'll take whatever your house blend is. And... spicy curry if you please.

Reperzel

(The man says nothing, and lays Ina chair, and thrust his claymore into ground) surprise me mate.

Saeko

Saeko carefully walks into the cafe, looking around with a near dumbfounded expression. "I... fear for the economy of the city, if this is the primary form of business most inhabitants engage in." With a sigh she strides over and takes a seat near the counter anyway, plopping her bag down on the ground near her seat.

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Addalme

Addalme says with a smile I like a black coffee, but I can wait, take your time.

Unit_Spectre

Heeey Addalme. Long time?

Hanami_CU_9029

Hello Shino-san..... She curls up in the booth corner What are you reading?

Ryoma_Sakamichi

"Curry?" Ryoma scowls as he brings a hand over his mouth. His mind firing on all cylinders as business picks up. "The Wandering Barista can't handle anything but hot and cold beverages. Is my lack of food items going to be the downfall of my business!?" He balls his free hand into a fist. No. He wouldn't be out done simply by a man who serves coffee and curry. This was just another hurdle for him to overcome. Surely it wouldn't be that hard for him. He then shakes his head and waves down the man. Boss! I would like a cup of your house blend and a plate of your curry. If I may, and do take your time!

Addalme

Addalme turned to Spectre and gave him a confused look Who are you?

Joe_Kuru

*Joe soon came back out with a tray full of coffee cups and plates of curry.* Okay, who wanted what again...? Ah right. *He handed Addalme his black coffee, quickly followed up with handing Haruko her spicy curry and house bend coffee, which was actually Blue Mountain, a classic. Two more plates of curry to Spectre and Reperzal, and... and...* I feel like I'm forgetting something... *Joe snapped his fingers. The green tea Shino ordered! He quickly walked over to the kettle, which was now boiling. He got another coffee cup, putting a green tea bag inside and carefully filling it with water, watching the color change, the aroma filling his nostrils. He passed the cup over to Shino, alongside a tiny bowl with sugar cubes.* Thank you all for waiting. I hope you enjoy the meal!

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-Shino-

*She switches her attention from the book to Hana* It's just a book about Mace stances and how to use them. I was making sure that I wasn't doing anything wrong with the stance I usually, which luckily I seemed to be using right. *she then notices the tea and adds a couple of sugar cubes, and then tastes it* That's actually pretty good...

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Unit_Spectre

*he takes off his gas mask/combat helmet and puts on his old stealth helmet* New gear new me.

Reperzel

So....how y'all doing?

Joe_Kuru

Boss! I would like a cup of your house blend and a plate of your curry. If I may, and do take your time! Coming right up! *Joe quickly walked back into the kitchen. In under two minutes, he came back out with Ryoma's coffee and curry.* Here you go sir. A house blend, good ol' Blue Mountain, and a hot bowl of curry. Please enjoy, and be careful not to burn yourself.

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Addalme

Ah Spectre, I'm glad to see you again, how is going your life? Addalme turns to Joe. Thank you.

Rom_Dolos

A faint voice can be heard at the entrance. A new hub? Seems promising... I hope it lasts longer... A young man wearing a blue hoodie, a pair of jeans, and a light jacket enters the cafe, seemingly unaffected by the cold of the outside. He then looks around, practically inspecting the... colorful cast of conspicuous customers (hurray alliterations) and approaches the counter, waiting for everyone ordering to finish while putting on a polite smile. Hello. Do you have tea here as well? If so, that would be fine.

Haruko

Thanks! *She would proceed to dig into the spicy curry, and despite its spice level... she seemed to handle it quite well. Someone must like spice.* Oh, heya Ryoma. Not peddling around today?

Unit_Spectre

Smashing and ripping limbs of crazy exo-zombies. *he takes off his helmet and starts eating* Hey there Rom.

Reperzel

And, Joe, surprise me mate,

Joe_Kuru

Hello. Do you have tea here as well? If so, that would be fine. Sure thing. What would you like? I have green tea, black tea, earl gray... *Joe listed off the brands as he looked through the variety box* And, Joe, surprise me mate, I already gave you your curry, sir. It's right there in front of you.

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Hanami_CU_9029

Ah..... I just downloaded some motion data for Pistol use. But I guess you can't do that..... Is there anything I can do to help?

Rom_Dolos

S-Spec? He looks over at Spectre with a warm, but excited smile. Spec! It's been a long time. How have you been?

Reperzel

Oh, sorry bout that, I have a bad memory, (he eats some of e curry) wow....this is damn good

Rom_Dolos

He looks back at Joe, regaining his composure. Green tea it is, please.

Unit_Spectre

Tearing, severing, and ripping limbs apart at a crazy robotics facility. And like the new armor? *he takes a another bite from the curry* This is some good stuff.

Joe_Kuru

He looks back at Joe, regaining his composure. Green tea it is, please. Sure thing. One moment please... *Joe grabbed another coffee cup, repeating the same process he did with Shino's tea cup. Just like with shino, he passed the cup over to Rom, along with some sugar cubes.* Please enjoy, sir. *Joe grabbed the kettle and went back to go refill it with water.*

Addalme

I don't know about this stuff... but if you like it. Addalme turns to Rom Greetings Rom.

-Shino-

*she takes another sip of tea and shakes her head* Nah, it's nothing too hard for me to do by myself. Plus, I don't want to end up hurting you accidentally, as I'm pretty sure Miu would yell at me.

Saeko

The young woman had been somewhat oblivious, having sat down just to rest for a moment. Taken back to reality by a familiar voice nearby. Opening her eye and looking around, she spotted the source and called out, trying not to disturb others in the room. "Ah, Mister Sakamichi. I had not expected to find you here. Does everyone in this profession have a good relationship, or are you inquisitive about the skills of your competition?"

Ryoma_Sakamichi

"Blue Mountain?" The man raises a brow as he mulls over the choice of house blend. True it is a classic, perhaps he was just a fledgling barista who hasn't come into his own yet. "And curry? What an odd combination." Ryoma lifts the cup and blows over the contents. Much obliged, Boss! Thanks for the food! With that he takes a large sip from his cup. The taste is just as it should be, so the man had some training. He smiles as he sets down the cup and turns his attention to the curry. He grabs his spoon and twirls it in his hand before going down for a scoop. He raises the spoonful to his mouth after blowing on it and then he takes it in his mouth. Mmm!? A strange sensation washes over his tongue as coffee and curry dance beautifully on his tastebuds. He sets down his spoon as amazement shines in his eyes. Delicious! What a splendid array of flavors! Like the parts of an orchestra, they sound beautiful apart but together... He takes another bite. ...mmmhm! Together they are a magnificent display!

Rom_Dolos

Thank you very much! Rom takes out 500 Yen and places it on the counter as a tip. He then brings his tea to a table near his acquaintances. He looks at Spectre. Interesting... and as for the armor, it's rather bulky, but looks pretty cool. Where are the USB ports on it? Just joking, of course... He then turns to Addalme, his expression has become slightly colder. Hey, Akechi. How are you? I haven't seen you since the coronation...

Hanami_CU_9029

Yeah, Miu-sama would probably get mad. ............... It's crowded here.... isn't it?

Ryoma_Sakamichi

His elation is cut short as Saeko brings him back to Earth. Ah! Miss Murakami! He shyly scratches his cheek. Well, that is to say that I was very intrigued by the myriad cafes popping up. And learning new tricks of the trade was what I did during my travels before ending up here. He smiles at the woman. Though I should say we baristas should get along even if we are rivals however.

Reperzel

(He pulls out his banjo, and plays it beautifully)

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Unit_Spectre

HA! Nice joke, and does it tank armor piercing missiles like they're bouncy balls... yes. Yes it does and hey Addalme and Rom check this nice trick out. *his two arms becomes surrounded with dark blue and purple metal dust which one arm becomes a claw and the other a rigged sword* My new toys.

Addalme

Addalme thinks Coronation... Coronation... oh now I remember, how is the castle now? I hope that litle princess is alright, she was a bit sad.

Joe_Kuru

(He pulls out his banjo, and plays it beautifully) *The Banhammer was suddenly flying, smashing into Reperzel's banjo in a romantically violent display.* No! *Joe's hand stuck out from inside the kitchen.* None of that! Shame on you! *His hand wagged and pointed at Reperzel* Jeez, I gotta get a Jukebox in here...

Reperzel

(He puts his hand on his claymore) I'll fucking end you.....but not now

-Shino-

True.... It is a bit crowded. I wasn't actually expecting so many people to be here.

Hanami_CU_9029

There's some kind of cult gathering in the streets. Talking about the end of the world.... I came in here to avoid them..... They looked scary.....

Reperzel

Cult?....like....summon Satan cult?

Rom_Dolos

Taking a sip of his coffee, he turns to Addalme. The castle is still being taken care of, I presume, but it's still in no safe state just yet. There's still a bit of looming danger... He then looks around at the debacle happening before his eyes. He lets out a dull sigh. The Caffeine Cave effect is going strong...

-Shino-

Oh yay, end of the world cults are always fun... *she tolls her eyes in sarcasm* Next thing you'll be telling me is that Nyx is coming back...

Reperzel

I've seen a lot of cults....there just weird

Hanami_CU_9029

Who's Nyx? Hanami tilts her head slightly

Saeko

"Myriad... Well, it is a fitting word to use. I believe aside from yours, I have seen four establishments offering the same business. I suppose the people of the 'Nexus' surely are addicted to their coffee." She said with a light laugh, but the laughter is cut short, and she smirks. "Perhaps with so many rival cafe owners taking up residence here, I could turn my new garden into a business of my own..."

Addalme

Addalme stared at Rom a few seconds. A looming danger? Do you mean that unicorns are going to attack you again? Well, I'm sure you can handle them. He then hears about the cult. Nyx? Is he going to attack us?

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Joe_Kuru

Oh yay, end of the worlds cults are always fun... Next thing you'll be telling me is that Nyx is coming back... *Joe overheard from inside the kitchen. He paused upon hearing the name of Nyx. He took off his glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing with annoyance. He was mumbling to himself, low enough for nobody to hear.* Dammit, and here I was hoping for a peaceful business. Guess I'll need to bring "it" out again soon...

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-Shino-

Nyx was a being that tried to destroy humanity... My parents helped stop that from happening though, luckily.

Joe_Kuru

I know what ya mean by "it" ya mean persona He was mumbling to himself, low enough for nobody to hear.* OOC: Reperzel, you couldn't hear me either.

Rom_Dolos

No, that's not the looming danger I'm talking about, Akechi... I'm talking about the cause of those unicorns attacking us. It's been bothering me for quite some time... Rom looks longingly at his phone.

Unit_Spectre

*he turns to Hanami while he finishes eating* What is this cult? Just wondering...

Ryoma_Sakamichi

Miss Murakami... Ryoma can't help but stifle a laugh. ...I do believe that may be cluinary war profiteering! He can't restrain his laughter at the thought of her being one of the sole dealers in beans. Then he remembers something important. By the way, how are the beans you bought some time ago? Growing up beautifully I'm sure?

-CrazyDiamond-

A strange pink and blue humanoid thing with diamond armor on floats into the cafe ...

Reperzel

Am I the only here who thinks this place is nothing but cafes...where's the deils?

Hanami_CU_9029

Ah, that's good. If Humanity had died, i wouldn't be here right now.

Joe_Kuru

A strange pink and blue humanoid thing with diamond armor on floats into the cafe ... *As Joe was minding his own business, he walked by the strange humanoid... and immediately stopped to realize something was off. He looked back around and...* Whoa! *Joe, completely caught off guard, stumbled back and fell down onto his butt. Unfortunately, he dropped one of the coffee cup, shattering on the floor.* Well then... This is rather, um... Unexpected.

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Unit_Spectre

*he looks at Crazy Diamond with confusion* Rom... Addalme... who is he?

Reperzel

(He notices the pink thing) well that's something ya don't see everyday

Addalme

Addalme looks away while thinks Why they attacked you? Now what I think about it... probably the princess knows something... if you want I can look around, maybe I find something... Then, he turns to Rom, serious If you see another unicorn like that kill it, they are dangerous.

-Shino-

I doubt people will just let the end of the world happen... It will probably end up like last time.

Rom_Dolos

Rom turns back to Spectre, equally confused. Hell if I know... Wait, on second thought, it does seem a bit familiar... He then turns to Addalme again, drinking his tea. ...I think I have an inkling as to why... I talked to Leo back in Leblanc about something Elise mentioned, and we tried to piece a few things together. I've also been trying to reflect on a few things about the last few weeks, and even months, to try and find a connection... I'm almost there, but something feels... incomplete...

-CrazyDiamond-

The thing looks down at the shattered coffee cup and picks up a piece of it ... After a few seconds, the other pieces of the coffee cup begin to float up and form together with the piece in his hand, completely repairing it

Joe_Kuru

Well that's a neat trick. *Joe pushed his glasses back into place before getting back onto his feet. He took the now fix cup and placed it back into the cabinet.* Thanks for the fixing that, Mister...? *He was waiting for this strange armored humanoid to reply. Maybe it can't talk...?*

Unit_Spectre

*he notices the repaired coffee cup* Wait... I remember that! Crazy Diamond. Stand of Jouske Higashikata, and side note, NEVER make fun of the pompadour.

Addalme

I think you are pushing yourself, be carefull Rom. Well, i'm leaving, good bye. Addalme pays and leaves.

Shakespeare

*The door of the cafe bursts open and a boisterous man holding a feathered pen and a book enters.* Ah! Huzzah! Forsooth! "The wheel has come full circle! I am here!" It is a glorious day that finds me in this respectable establishment. This place is fit for the kings. I shall find my inspiration here! The great heroes summoned to this land much like myself shall grant a glorious tales that shall rival the tragic king Macbeth! Ya ha ha ha!

Reperzel

Wow......pink thing can fix things

Saeko

"Well, even so, there seem to be a lot of coffee makers, though I am not sure where they get the resources to continue. Perhaps I could at least help keep businesses going, even if I have little interest in their product." Saeko removes a small container from her bag, and passes it to Ryoma. "Well, I have never attempted to grow something like this. I did bring a small sample for you to... give advice I suppose. It seems they are almost finished growing, but if possible I would like you to see if they are growing satisfactory. It would be a shame to wait til the end to find out I have made a mistake."

Josuke_Higashikata

A teenager with a pompadour enters the cafe, carrying a bag on his shoulder. He then notices that Joe is talking to his stand, Crazy Diamond, and decides to respond for him His name is Crazy Diamond.

Joe_Kuru

Wait... I remember that! Crazy Diamond. Stand of Jouske Higashikata, and side note, NEVER make fun of the pompadour. Oh? So this is a stand huh? I see, I see... It's not that far off from-- Ah! Huzzah! Forsooth! "The wheel has come full circle! I am here!" It is a glorious day that finds me in this respectable establishment. This place is fit for the kings. I shall find my inspiration here! The great heroes summoned to this land much like myself shall grant a glorious tales that shall rival the tragic king Macbeth! Ya ha ha ha! Wh-Wh-What the heck!? Whoa, easy there, any more of that and I'll go out of business from having to replace all the scenery.

Reperzel

Sigh.........I'm bored now

Hanami_CU_9029

Ah! Her eyes glow slightly My package arrived! She pulls her gun out and points it at the floor and shoots Ah! A portal opens, swallows her up and vanishes

Shakespeare

Hmm? Oh, I know the pain of running low on funds on the setting of the grand tales of legend, my friend. Alas, the stage is not for the faint of heart or the poor of pocket. However, All the world is a stage. Thus, the same could be same about any location on this beautiful yet terrifying world we live in. But, to craft my newest legend, I shall take any expense and witness any danger to bring it to fruition. Else, I would not be the legendary playwright William Shakespeare. Ya ha ha!!! *Shakespeare strikes a dramatic pose before laughing jovially.*

Reperzel

Ay, William, no I wants to hear ya speechs

Ryoma_Sakamichi

His eyes glow with almost childlike glee as he grabs the container. Look at them! Just waiting to be processed into my next blend! I can feel inspiration welling up inside of me! He returns the container to Saeko. Ah! I simply cannot wait! And I figured the soil here would be able to facilitate such quick growth. You certainly could turn a profit with that garden of yours! He strokes his chin in thought. They aren't ripe enough yet, but other than that it all looks healthy. More so than any I've seen before. Something about the Nexus is very good for coffee it would seem.

-Shino-

Huh... Don't see that every day... *She returns to reading her book after Hana's abrupt departure*

Joe_Kuru

[BOMBASTIC DIALOUGE] *Shakespeare strikes a dramatic pose before laughing jovially.* Uh-huh... *Joe just looked at Shakespear, scratching his head. He was quite clearly perplexed by this man.* Well, have a seat and feel free to order something. You too Mr. Josuke. Anything I could get you two? I have a variety of coffee, tea, mild and hot curry, and a cookies and cream pie in the freezer for those with a sweet tooth.

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Unit_Spectre

Now then. Thank for the meal pal. *drops a 25 dollar tip because he doesn't do conversion* Back to work. *he puts on his Cerberus helmet and MG Judge V.2 and walks out*

Reperzel

(He lays his incredibly long legs on the table) what to do.......what ta do...

Joe_Kuru

(He lays his incredibly long legs on the table) what to do.......what ta do... *Another Banhammer went flying, smacking Reperzel right on the forehead. The word "BAN" was bruised on his forehead. That looked quite painful...* Feet off the table! I will not tolerate poor table manners in my cafe!

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Rom_Dolos

I think you are pushing yourself, be carefull Rom. Well, i'm leaving, good bye. Addalme pays and leaves. I-I'm sorry, man. I just wanted to help you guys... My friend's brother's coronation was ruined, and I can't just stand by... Goodbye... He then notices the talk about stands. A stand? Like that Jotaro guy from the tournament? That was so long ago...

Reperzel

OWW, FUCK (he grabs his 7'1 claymore and side slashes joe) HOW BOUT I BAN YA LIFE

Reperzel

ooc: yes i know that's sounded edgy, sorry

Shakespeare

Ah yes! Coffee! The Nectar of the Gods alive and well in the world of humanity! Why yes! I would give away all of my fame for a pot of Coffee! But I needn't! For here, I shall take a cup of your finest coffee. It shall be just the drink needed to strike my brain with the glory of inspiration! *Shakespeare sits down at a nearby table, setting his book down next to him*

Saeko

"I suppose the soil is quite fertile... I noticed the flowers and plants in my garden seemed to grow quite fast but... I am used to sand, not soil. I thought nothing of it." Saeko stares off in thought before smirking. "Perhaps, in the same way the 'Nexus' took in so many beings with supernatural properties... it dragged in supernatural soil as well."

Unit_Spectre

*before leaving he grabs Zane by the neck* Come on you psycho, we got robots to smash apart.

Josuke_Higashikata

No, I'm fine. I have to get going anyway because of important reasons. But I'll be back soon. Crazy D sets the coffee cup on the counter before disappearing into thin air I'll see you guys later. Josuke heads out the door

Reperzel

ACK...FUCKING HELL MATE. FINE

Joe_Kuru

OWW, FUCK (he grabs his 7'1 claymore and side slashes joe) HOW BOUT I BAN YA LIFE *Suddenly, the side slash as stopped by another sword placed vertically in front of the other attack. There was an armored swordsman with a blue aura around him, cladded in silver and crimson... and his frame looked quite robotic.* *Joe's glasses were taken off, and he was emitting the same blue aura as well. He was starring Reperzel dead in the eyes, completely unphased by Reperzel's intimidating height and mass.* I'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir.

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Ryoma_Sakamichi

Ryoma wears a bittersweet smile. If only the Nexus brought in the good and filtered out the bad. Zane's temper tantrum catches Ryoma's attention but it was dealt with promptly. My point exactly. Some people just wish to do harm...

-KillerQueen-

Using his stando powah, he explodes the cafe

Joe_Kuru

Using his stando powah, he explodes the cafe OOC: Yeah, everybody just pretend this never happened. Dammit KQ, I said no to exploding my cafe!! For here, I shall take a cup of your finest coffee. It shall be just the drink needed to strike my brain with the glory of inspiration! *Shakespeare sits down at a nearby table, setting his book down next to him* *Joe took a deep, calming sigh and put his glasses back on. The mysterious swordsman next to him vanishing into thin air.* Just a second Shakespear. One house blend coming right up!

Agent_47

*A bald man in a suit enters the place and looks at whats happening*

Reperzel

(He gets knocked back by the block, by gets back and slams the flat side of the sword into Joe)

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Shakespeare

My thanks, good sir. But it seems the clash of heroes is beginning. Like a holy grail war that I have shamefully been forced to participate in more than I care to admit liking. However, here I can act as I see fit. No masters tying me down with wishes of their own. I shall watch and be forever inspired by these combat events, worthy of being witnessed by the gods themselves! *Shakespeare drinks his coffee as he watches Reperzel smash up the place.*

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Rom_Dolos

Another irritated sigh is let out by Rom after he finishes his tea as he witnesses the "misconduct" from a couple of feet away. If you're going to fight, please take it outside... He then mumbles to himself. I never thought the SWAT team would be appropriate to show up at any moment...

Joe_Kuru

*Joe could only sigh again and takes his glasses off... again.* Mordred! *Joe called out the same and the mysterious silver and crimson swordsman appeared again, blocking Reperzel's attack. Joe turned around, starring Reperzal dead in the eyes again.* Seriously, you're making an annoyance of yourself. Get. Out. Of my cafe.

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-KillerQueen-

Blows up Reperzel using his stando powah

Reperzel

THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN IF YA WOULDNT SLAM A FUCKING HAMMER IN MY FACE (he quickly grabs Joe with his freakishly long arms and trust him into half of his claymore)

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Chaos

A large, not quite human looking person opens the door to the cafe and bends over to fit through the tight door frame. "Uhm... Hello.."

Ryoma_Sakamichi

Okay. Yeah. Enough is enough. Ryoma stands on his chair before leaping into the air and aiming a kick at Zane's head. Knock it off!

Rom_Dolos

Rom stares at Modred in awe. A persona user?

Reperzel

FUCK OFF MATE (he quickly grabs ryoma with his arms, and throws him into wall)

swat_squad

A swat officer approaches the cafe. "Maybe good for a coffee, now and then. The officer goes through the doors.

Shakespeare

No! No! No! You cannot end it so quickly! Where's the suspense of a well drawn out fight? Where's the anticipation?! You must let him live and then clash once more in the climax with an army at each of your backs as you duel for the throne! THAT is how a great battle between rivals is done! This... is too boring!

Chaos

Chaos is still literally blocking the entrance to the doorway making it impossible to get in He's also baffled by the violence those humans are displaying.

Agent_47

*The man sits down on the booth not caring about what is happening*

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Joe_Kuru

*Mordred placed himself between Joe and Zane's claymore, blocking once more. Now it was a struggle to push back the claymore from slicing Joe in half.* *Joe meanwhile was using all his willpower to give Mordred the strength needed to not get killed.* Sir, I am trying to be a gentleman to the best of my ability and you are making it very difficult. I wouldn't have to throw hammers at you if you just showed proper conduct.

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swat_squad

The swat officer stares at Chaos, slightly intimidated. "Can you, like, move?"

Reperzel

(He trys to thrust the claymore deeper) THAT DONT MEAN A GIANT FUCKING HAMMER TO THE FACE

-Shino-

*Shino continues to sip her tea, watching the commotion around her* Hmmm..Maybe I should do something....

Chaos

Chaos, jumps at suddenly being called and bonks his head on the door frame, slightly cracking it as he does. He tries to turn around while holding his head in pain, but the ginormous horns on his forehead block him and he only manages to turn his body a little. "Oh... I'm terribly sorry sir! Uh... Is.. is this large enough to enter? "

Joe_Kuru

(He trys to thrust the claymore deeper) THAT DONT MEAN A GIANT FUCKING HAMMER TO THE FACE Gh...! *Joe puts his hands on Mordred, trying to help his Persona push back the claymore from making contact.* Giant hammer? Excuse me? It's absolutely tiny compared to your head! Hell, I can barely see the 'BAN' on your forehead!

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Reperzel

I DONT FUCKING CARE (he pulls the whole thing out, then quickly, the swings his claymore sideways with extreme force)

swat_squad

The sawt officer scratches his head, and looks at the situation. "Should be enough." The officer goes onto his radio.. "This is a 10-10, over. Requesting reserve forces, on my location. 10-3." The swat officer attempts to squeeze through.

Ryoma_Sakamichi

Ryoma collides with the wall. He slides to the ground before reaching into his apron and grabbing what looks like a Keurig machine. He brings the device to his waist and it fastens to him with a belt shooting around him. You my friend, need to calm down. He slams his hand down and hits a red button on his device. A central cylinder full of liquid begins to boil. PREHEATING! STANDBY! The device cries out as Ryoma grabs a green and white K-Cup from his apron. The red button know turns green. READY! He opens the device and places in the cup before slamming it closed. HERBAL RIDE! Henshin! Ryoma slams down on the green button as the liquid bursts out of the cylinder and coats the man in a green suit with white highlights. He wears a mask with a grey jewel in the center of his brow and two large, red compound eyes. Kamen Rider C! Let's get brewing shall we? Kamen Rider C charges up to Zane from behind. BEHIND. As in, he can't see me. Got it? Okay? Good. After charging up to the man he cocks back his right arm and smashes his fist into the back of Zane's head. Jumping as needed. RIDER PUNCH!

Shadow_Operatives

Suddenly A 6 persona group enter the cafe all at once before surrounding Zane. They all have strange looking pistols bolstered at their sides and seem to ready them as they face Zane. Agent 1: "All eight, that's enough. Leave peacefully now or we'll have to put you under arrest again. Guh, you don't even have your Persona anymore yet we have to be called up cause your causing trouble."

Joe_Kuru

Mordred, now! *The armored Persona quickly retaliated, kicking Zane's face while he was in mid-swing. The impact caused the giant to drop Joe to the floor.* Mordred, kick him out! *Mordred grabbed Zane by the back of the collar and, with all its might, threw him out the door... and accidentally slamming into Chaos and the Swat officer in the process.* And stay out! If you come back I won't be so nice. Important OOC: Zane is officially BANNED from Average Joe's Cafe.

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-Shino-

..... Yup... I've officially gone crazy...

Reperzel

(He gets hit by ryoma, and ye gets slammed to the ground, and his claymore gets knocked out of his hand) GAH

swat_squad

A swat van arrives, four swats exit the van and address the situation. "Should we just like, throw in gas?" "We flank around, thats too dangerous." "Uh.."

Chaos

Chaos gets pushed around by all the people suddenly rushing in. Eventually, the door frame gives in and chaos' horns break through, leaving the poor god sprawled on the floor. *ungyaaah!* he shouts as he falls.

Reperzel

(And with that, he gets knocked right into one if the shaodow ops.) Oh....ohhhhh

Shadow_Operatives

The Shadow operatives would attach handcuffs to Zane and escort him out of the facility. Agent 1: "Sorry, we'll be sure to keep him restrained this time."

Reperzel

God..dammit

Sakura_Negona

A girl with a small notepad floating near her enters the cafe Note. The Sols of this world seem to gather in large numbers at these establishments called "Cafe", where they socialize, sustain themselves, and do battle.

TheAnonymous

[Anon opens the door like a normal person for once as he wheels in a jukebox.] Someone order this jukebox?

Agent_47

*The man looks around and waits to get some coffee*

swat_squad

"Alright, can we just throw in gas?" The officers nod, they pull out grenade launchers, armed with tear gas, and get ready to fire.

Shakespeare

Ah! The great warriors of this world clashing is a glorious sight indeed. If this did not get capture glorious inspiration, nothing would. I must thank you, my good man. For returning peace to this wonderous establishment, slaying that loathful giant of a man and, the greatest of all achievments, giving me the inspiration to write. Oh, it is indeed a wonderous day! Ya ha ha ha!

Joe_Kuru

Thank you, Officers. *Joe dusted off his cloths and apron, putting his glasses back on. His Persona, Mordred, vanished as well. He looked back to see the damage done to his poor Cafe.* Ah man... And this was opening day too.

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Chaos

Chaos looks around confused. He fails to understand how so many people can fit in such a small space. Even worse, he fails to understand how humans can tolerate talking over each other like that, ignoring all the others around them as they do. Chaos lacks the understanding to asses the situation properly.

swat_squad

"Fire!" The officers shoot out the tear gas grenades, filling the cafe with blue gas, extra strong too.

Ryoma_Sakamichi

Ryoma cancels the transformation and just leaves amidst the chaos. Well that was exciting. He then grabs his bike and pedals into the horizon.

Rom_Dolos

Rom slowly takes in everything that has happened and takes note of it in the notebook he took out of his bag. Is it over? At least the building hasn't been blown up... yet. He then carefully walks up to Joe, looking rather surprised. Y-You use a persona, I take it?

Joe_Kuru

"Fire!" The officers shoot out the tear gas grenades, filling the cafe with blue gas, extra strong too. Ah, sonuva!! *Joe quickly dove into the kitchen and slammed the door shut, taking off his apron and quickly stuffing it into the crack of the bottom door to prevent tear gas from getting inside. It was going to suck for everybody else.*

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Sakura_Negona

I see. It seems this establishment is under attack. The girl twirls her finger and a gentle wind begins pushing the tear gas away from her

Rom_Dolos

There goes my question! Rom quickly bolts out of the building, blocking his nose and mouth with his hoodie.

Chaos

The god of discord begins crying tears of magma from the gas. The tears are small and quickly cool down, but they still leave some small burn marks on the ground. Unbeknownst to the god of course.

Agent_47

*The man gets up and walks outside*

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Shakespeare

*Shakespeare starts coughing from the tear gas.* F-For *Cough cough* sooth! W-what sorcery... *Cough cough*. I can't work *COugh* like this. Good day, my good sir. I-I must... *Cough cough* *Shakespeare places a few coins on the table, grabs his book and flees from the cafe, coughing*

TheAnonymous

[Anon is completely unaffected due to not having eyes.] Ah, tear gas, clever.

Reperzel

B.....back...back to jail..

-Shino-

*Shino finishes up her tea, leaves some money on the table, and walks out calmly, unaffected by the gas* Geez... It's just a little gas, ya wimps.

Null

(Null would hang out inside the cafe as the tear gas has no effect due to the previously stated reason.) Oh, you don't have eyes either? It's rather convenient isn't it?

swat_squad

The swats move in while strapping on gas masks, drawing lethal assault rifles. They start moving towards Reperzel.

Chaos

Chaos's diligence reached its limit. In a desperate attempt to flee, he opens up a large portal to the rift underneath him, swallowing some of the stools and other such things along with him. Poof. gone was the god.

Shadow_Operatives

The Shadow Operatives would have already broughten Zane to the nearest police station and had him locked up. No reason to use the cells specialized for persona users so they would just leave him with the normal police.

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TheAnonymous

[Anon smirks at Null's comment.] Yes, it is very convenient. There should be a club for guys with no eyes, honestly.

swat_squad

The swats open their radio.. "10-24, 10-3." The swats hop in the van. and drive off.

Reperzel

Sigh....life is just great

Sakura_Negona

Ugh. How irritating. A wind blows through with a flick of her wrist, not strong enough to knock anything over, but enough to remove the gas This assault is making my observations difficult.