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Yuuko
Therapy Time~
{Phansite's second annual therapy group begins in a rented room at the back of Wacdonalds. Having faced lawsuits for "borrowing" the name of a popular American franchise this particular Wacdonalds was more then happy to rent out space. To a perfectly average woman carrying copious amounts of vodka. The woman may or may not have been drunk but she certainly decided to get a legit psych degree online. This totally legit degree of course came from the university of phoenix which is where famous people like scooby doo studied.} {Anyway what resulted from this totally average occurrence was a pastel colored nightmare room. Cheap plastic chairs form a haphazard circle as a disturbing line of posters involving circus clowns line up the room. } {But .... cupcakes are provided and some people are legally obligated to show up.} Let the second annual phansite therapy session begin~
Max_Miller
A kid with blue anime hair walks in. "This place kinda reminds me of McNaldos. Huh."
Yuuko
{Yuuko leans against a faded yellow chair as she downs yet another bottle of perfectly legal alcohol. Her glasses are messily aligned to her face and her mouth is in a open state of utter laxness. She mumbles something beneath her breath while waiting.} Hitsuzzzenn ... the fooorc... mmmmm sweeet moochi buns~ {Her dazed eyes suddenly pick up on a blue haired kid and she lazily offers up a peace sign.}
Max_Miller
"Ummm.... Is this therapy? "
Reperzel
(A 7'3 man kicks the door open with his 7'1 claymore)........'sup
Kotori_K
Uhh.... A short girl peeks in the room Is this the place? She walks in and sits on a chair, facing away from the clowns
Yuuko
{Yuuko pushes up her glasses creating a serious anime shine effect from them.} Yessu blue thingy this be the totally fun therapy deal~ {She giggles after saying this and slowly forces herself to sit in an upright position. The shine effect having worn off reveals a set of dazed eyes which only heighten her lax smile.} So what be thou probleeem today?
Yuuko
{She throws her arms in joy at seeing many more people and stretches out her smile from ear to ear.} Welcome alll ye who dare enter this therapy!!! Today we will talk about your mindsss and I will take a peekie into every single one of thems!
Max_Miller
"I'm having some issues with my past and I need to get over it." Max sits in a chair.
Reperzel
Alright then (he thrust his claymore into the ground)
HibkiKuze
*Hibki walks in and looks around. He has his hood up and seems to be wearing comically sized boots and gloves* This is the place, right? I’m pretty sure I saw a flyer outside.
Reperzel
I'll wait for blue hair to finish
Yuuko
{Yuuko seriously nods and with her face seriously outlined she looks at Max.} Have you tried erasing your past? {She digs a pack of lighters out of her back pocket and tosses them to the blue haired kiddo.} Just burn all your stuff~ A quick insta fix for a blue thinga majig like ya. {She then waves Hibiki in with a creepy smile indicating that yes this is the therapy place.}
HibkiKuze
*He politely takes a seat and gets out his phone to wait, however it’s obvious he struggling with it, so he just puts it away and waits quietly.*
Kotori_K
Uhh.... I was told by an acquaintance that I needed therapy... Is this where I get it?
PKatherine
A girl that looks strikingly similar to an Akechi steps into the strange little place, looking around and placing her hand on her chin, deep in thought before a lightbulb lights up in her head My pancake sense is tingling! What could this place be? The girl then walks up to Yuuko and brings her hand up, pointing a finger at the roof and speaking out rather loudly Hello there! I guess your the owner of this place? May I ask what this place is? The girl then widens her eyes at the answers she was giving, nodding her head and crossing her arms Oh! I see! I suppose this is therapy? I'll take a seat then~ The girl then takes a seat and shuffles around in it a little, taking a look around at the strange surroundings and especially at the mountain of "legal" liquor, standing up before speaking I suppose introductions are necessary! The name is Katherine! The formal title would be Pancake Girl. As I don't have a job yet... But I don't care for formality! Just Kathrine or PK will work! She then nods and sits back down, smiling at the group
Max_Miller
"Well, it's kinda hard to erase it if you don't have anything to burn. I guess those anime DVDs could be burnt but I wanna keep my SAO DVDs."
Yuuko
{Yuuko gives two lazy thumbs up and then motions to the budget cheat.} Yepsu this is therapy for all the disturbed youngins~ I doctor Yuuko Something Something will helps yall out today~ {She then rises from her chair to slowly clap at Kathrine's introduction.} Now does anyone wanna introduce or are ya'll just throwing at problems. I'm good with any as long as not death is involved ~ {She glances to the side and mumbles.} I don't have the insurance for death.
Reperzel
Yeeeep, she ain't professional, i can tell that
Kotori_K
She raises her hand Kotori.
Yuuko
{She raises a suddenly details finger toward Max and dramatically covers her face with her other hand.} Young thingy you must burn everything and by that I mean even your worldy effects. Not the cash though~ {She smirks behind her hand.} Therapy don't come cheap~
Kenny_Omega
A man holding a title belt practically barges in Hey hey hey the champs here dudes Anyone want booze? Or is that bad during therapy sessions? Someone said I should come here to work through issues or something. Obviously, being Elite, I have no issues. Hahaha..... ha.
HibkiKuze
*He raises his hand as well* Hibki, I tend to hear voices in my head. Voices that aren’t mine anyways. *He pauses as if listening to someone. When he next speaks it seems to be to nobody* I was getting to that if you would let me!
Yuuko
{Yuuko once again slow claps at Kotori's rather short intro.} Whoo welcome to therapy koto somethings~ Hope you have a good time in this place. SInce your never getting the time wasted here back~
Yuuko
{Yuuko points to a back table.} Booze is in the back friendos but remember ... {Her voice takes on a menacing tone.} Momma Yuuko gave ya none if the feds come calling~ {She then turns to Hibiki and gives him a sorry look.} Wow you really have issues dude.
Kotori_K
Soo.... this drink is "Therapy"? She grabs a bottle and sniffs it ............................
PKatherine
Doctor Yuuko? That has a nice ring to it! My problems will be in your arms then Yuuko! I should explain my problem then right? My bad! Kathrine thinks for a second before Kenny Omega charges in, looking surprised for a second before walking over and placing her hand on their shoulder Ooh~ I didn't expect a hunk like you to come here. I'm sure you can explain your situation to all of us and we can try to help. That's what we are here for right? Right. Come on~ Katherine then takes Kenny's arm and tries to move him over to the chairs, motioning for him to take a seat
Yuuko
{Yuuko's voice becomes menacing as she loudly claps at watching Katherine.} Hey no flirting in this holy helping ground! You can flirt later in the local elementary school! {She then casually waves to Kotori} Yess sweetie that is easy therapy made and packaged by crying people. Try it and find inner peace or sumthing~
Kenny_Omega
Aren't you a smooth talker? Alas I know being in the presence of a champion is overwhelming. Take me in doses, my lady. He sits down, never letting go of the belt I, The Cleaner Kenny Omega, IWGP United States Heavyweight Champion, am Elite, and am the number one villain in the Nexus. I will one day rule you all as champion of the Nexus and there will be statues dedicated to me and the Bullet Club all over Japan. My face will be on every milk carton and my enemies will recieve a V-Trigger. ...It wasn't always like this, man. I was a champion in my world, man. Ever since he left me for another company my life hasn't been the same... I had everything now all I can do is crush hopes and dreams. I wanna conquer the world with closure, man. I just need to move on... from him...
Kotori_K
Kotori holds her breath and chugs the bottle, not stopping till it's gone
Yuuko
OOh so we got a celebrity~ {Yuuko winks and tosses Kenny a vodka bottle.} Just find a new beau after drinking I mean loosing all your problems~
Kenny_Omega
You know how to do therapy right, babe. Kenny drinks the entire bottle. Soon all of you will know true power!
PKatherine
Katherine turns to Yuuko and smiles, pointing a finger at her and tilting her head innocently Aw! No need to worry about lil ol me! We want to make a caring environment right? This is just one way to do so~ but I'll follow your command! Oh, well aren't you polite! Katherine then turns to Kenny and crosses her legs, putting her elbows on her knees and resting her head on her hands, enamoured by his story, smiling innocently until he's done. Then responding in a quiet tone Move on? From who exactly? I'm sure you don't have to be such a bad person. You can change! At least that's what somebody else told me, and I believe in them! Which means I believe in you too!
Kotori_K
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~ Kotori falls over and stares at the ceiling
Kenny_Omega
I need to move on from that son of a bitch Kota! We had so much in common, we did everything together, grew up together in the business... Then he abandons me to go compete in some tournament and forgets about me. Then worst of all he comes back and acts like nothing happened, like he didn't miss me at all? I thought we shared something special... Fuck you Kota. He downs more vodka. I miss him so much, fuck me. I'll still spare none of you mercy!
Yuuko
{Yuuko rests on her seat as she lets nature happen in this jungle of a therapy session.} The university was right~ Just bring liquor and the crazies just therapy themselves~ {She folds both her arms behind her head and gets to thinking.} Maybe I should make a business next ...?
PKatherine
Wow... Well I don't really understand your situation... But I know you can pull through alright? Just think positive! That's what I learnt a long time ago!
Kotori_K
.......................................................... Need..... Need moar tharpy...... Kotori stands up and staggers to the drinks, grabbing another 2 bottles before walking out
(edited by Kotori_K)