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Sunyata: The Shop Between There and Here

(A tiny traditional shop lies in the center of a small garden. Walled off from the street by domineering slabs of cement the shop appears to be a tranquil and quiet place. Around it is a proverbial eden of plants some very familiar and others lesser. The air around it seems to be stilled and all of the movement around the shop appear to be stilled.) (At the front entrance of the shop grounds reside two statues. One of the statues looks like a giant lion with wings and the other like an angel standing firm. From the outside looking in one can tell that the door to the shop is closed. In front of the closed door is a black ball shaped object.)

A Tale of a Thousand Lights and One Sky

{An expansive plane of deep black encompasses the overhead reaches of the sky. The deep color is endless with no faint traces of cloud in sight or the moon. Yet many things manage to decorate this blank canvas given by the night. The stars. These faint balls of energy some millions of years away decorate this very space with faint glimmers of white. It's almost as if someone simply took a paintbrush and splashed drops of white across the atmosphere. A slight chill in the air adds to the dramatic effect present as the natural tune of crickets continue on. If one pays close attention they may even find a constellation among the various smatters of celestial objects.} {Now where can such a picturesque seen in a modern society like ours. Well in the national park of course which is a fair distance away from the city. This particular hill everyone is arriving at is so far away that every single speck of star can be seen. Hurry before all the good gazing spots are taken~}

Luck Quest

{After receiving a mysterious invitation you find yourself in a shop. According to the invite this is the oddest shop you may ever find. The one and only home of the great space witch Yuuko.} {Yet she is no where to be seen ...} {Having taken a seat by a tiny coffee table you can't help, but notice how ordinary everything looks. For a space witch this Yuuko person seems to have a taste for normal decoration. The only thing really standing out in the tiny, heated room is on the table right in front of you.} {This unusual piece appears to be a board game yet it lacks pieces or dice. A red orb is at the center of it and a plaque on it reads "A Game of Hitsuzen". The orb is currently glowing and you feel urged to touch it.}

Therapy Time~

{Phansite's second annual therapy group begins in a rented room at the back of Wacdonalds. Having faced lawsuits for "borrowing" the name of a popular American franchise this particular Wacdonalds was more then happy to rent out space. To a perfectly average woman carrying copious amounts of vodka. The woman may or may not have been drunk but she certainly decided to get a legit psych degree online. This totally legit degree of course came from the university of phoenix which is where famous people like scooby doo studied.} {Anyway what resulted from this totally average occurrence was a pastel colored nightmare room. Cheap plastic chairs form a haphazard circle as a disturbing line of posters involving circus clowns line up the room. } {But .... cupcakes are provided and some people are legally obligated to show up.} Let the second annual phansite therapy session begin~

Phansite Auditions 2: The Second One

{On a random street corner in Shibuya lies a vibrantly colored apartment building that is very conspicuous. On it's front door is a sign reading "Casting Call" and lying right on the steps are a set of freshly printed fliers.} {The fliers read.} Day two auditions now open for the upcoming Phansite movie. All applicants still welcome to try for any of the roles listed below. -The Phansite protagonist -Godshima -Any of the Mods -One true Satan (The Satan above the 6000 other Satan's) -One true God (The one to rule them all) -Shitposter #12 -Team Mom Hurry and audition before you are stuck as an anon. *Alcohol is now provided as part of the auditioning process Good luck everyone with auditions and may all the hitsuzen be in your favor. {The mentioned set of doors are elaborate with two rabbit head knockers on them.}

Time to Do Do Do Do Do Duel

Still trying to be a new old god here so ummm ... CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES

Mmmm i'm in my bed ...

Now I know I can never beat the true talents that came before me but I can damn well try. Catch me later in hell peeps for bringing back old relics.

Phansite Auditions

{On a random street corner in Shibuya lies a vibrantly colored apartment building that is very conspicuous. On it's front door is a sign reading "Casting Call" and lying right on the steps are a set of freshly printed sheets of paper.} {The individual sheets read.} Auditions now open for the upcoming Phansite movie. All applicants welcome to try for any of the roles listed below. -The Phansite protagonist -Godshima -Any of the Mods -One true Satan (The Satan above the 6000 other Satan's) -One true God (The one to rule them all) -Shitposter #12 -Team Mom -Fanservice -Buttmonkey -The one last normal person Any person without a role after this audition can still participate. {A sadistic looking emoji is beneath this.} As an anon. Good luck potential applicants. May Hitzusen be with you once you open these doors. {The mentioned set of doors are elaborate with two rabbit head knockers on them.}