Phansite Auditions 2: The Second One

Yuuko

{On a random street corner in Shibuya lies a vibrantly colored apartment building that is very conspicuous. On it's front door is a sign reading "Casting Call" and lying right on the steps are a set of freshly printed fliers.} {The fliers read.} Day two auditions now open for the upcoming Phansite movie. All applicants still welcome to try for any of the roles listed below. -The Phansite protagonist -Godshima -Any of the Mods -One true Satan (The Satan above the 6000 other Satan's) -One true God (The one to rule them all) -Shitposter #12 -Team Mom Hurry and audition before you are stuck as an anon. *Alcohol is now provided as part of the auditioning process Good luck everyone with auditions and may all the hitsuzen be in your favor. {The mentioned set of doors are elaborate with two rabbit head knockers on them.}

Mona

OOC: Should we pick up where we left off?

Yuuko

OOC: We can but you will have to make an interesting entrance. Time did kind of pass for it to be day 2.

Mona

*Mona enters* So, did I get the part?

Starwaddle

*runs inside* I heard something about the Phansite protagonist? I'm in.

FemBFMF04

*bona walks in* I never even got to audition. Huh. Oh well, no time like the present!

Yuuko

*She looks at Mona with confusion* Wait what part? When did you even audition? *Realizing something she quickly looks at the bottle on her desk and frowns* I was drunk wasn't I ...? *She quickly tosses the bottle off and smiles* Well then! Welcome humans and cat person to day two of auditions!

Mona

*Mona sighs* Looks like i'll just have to audition again, then...

Starwaddle

I'm here for the Phansite protagonist part... because I kinda am the Phansite protagonist...plus it's a joke already. Seriously, it's two months old.

Yuuko

{The new group of acting hopefuls are currently standing in the ruins of what used to be a two room apartment. Now there is a gaping hole where the door used to be so all the applicants can easily see Yuuko and her desk from the waiting room. The once nicely set chairs are now littered about the space a bit haphazardly and there is a strange scent of vanilla in the room.)

Yuuko

*She studies Star with a smirk on her face* Well someone is confident today. Good for you. *She points to a chair* Now take a seat so I can begin to explain the new audition rules. *She then gazes and Mona with an apologeticcat look* I'm sorry cat man but I was not expecting to get that drunk on the first day. I promise not to drink this time! *She puts a hand over her heart* Scouts honor!

FemBFMF04

Hmm.... I think I'll be a mod. I made my own ban hammer so I've had practice.

Starwaddle

*sits down in the chair* okay.

Yuuko

So we got a mod, a protag, and a .... *She takes one look at Mona and raises an eyebrow* What did you want to be again kitty? Actually wait no nevermind. You'll just tell me once your up. *She then claps her hands with a flourish* Everyone seats please. *A wide smirk appears on her face* We doing things wild west style round these parts. One "victim" ... *She air quotes that* Stand up and auditions. While the others including myself rate them to see if they get the part. *She sits back down on her own luxurious chair* Remember kiddos all is fair in love and war. Now who will be our first victim!

The_Dark_Messiah

"The one true Satan"? I take offense to that. Screw you.

Starwaddle

I'll let Bona go first. The protagonist is an important part, so I want to get I feel about this system before I volunteer.

Yuuko

*She blows Dark Messiah a kiss* Aww thanks Satan number ... Hmm Hmm Hmm *She counts off her fingers then smiles* A hundred and three.

FemBFMF04

Sure I guess.

Yuuko

*She suddenly puts on a blank expression* Okay will the first victim stand up and show me some talent. *She flippantly waves her hand* I did not win a fakey award for B class talent.

FemBFMF04

*stands up* Alright, let's do this. *pulls out a fake ban hammer*

The_Dark_Messiah

*Rolls his eyes* Bite me. (For real though, I've only seen about two counting me. You suck at math.)

Yuuko

*Her eyes widen with interest at the ban hammer* That looks pretty authentic. What kind of people have you banned with it mod?

Yuuko

OOC: There have been six different Satans so far and I was joking around.

FemBFMF04

Oh, you know, the usual rule breakers. Infact, I think ones showing up now. *suddenly a dummy appears next to bona with a sign that says "I post explicit content"* That's terrible! I'll let you off with a- *The sign changes to say "I have a warning but I didn't care"* Alright, that's it! *bona hits the dummy with the fake ban hammer and it dissapears* Another rulebreaker banned.

Bgammax

OOC: From what I've seen, there were at least four different Satans that were characters and not personas. And most of them are still kinda around.

Yuuko

*She sighs* But where is the style behind your technique hun. You know that extra quality that lets people know you are mod.

Inari

*Walks in eating a cone of Matcha Ice Cream* I am offended by the roles available because there is no Inari or even FecalPoster role! This movie will be shit

Yuuko

Sorry boy but the budget for this film is literal crap. Just look at that budget over there! *She points to a trashcan labeled film budget* No one wanted to fund this in fear of being sued for any future eye damage.