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Yuuko
Phansite Auditions
{On a random street corner in Shibuya lies a vibrantly colored apartment building that is very conspicuous. On it's front door is a sign reading "Casting Call" and lying right on the steps are a set of freshly printed sheets of paper.}

{The individual sheets read.}

Auditions now open for the upcoming Phansite movie. All applicants welcome to try for any of the roles listed below.

-The Phansite protagonist
-Godshima
-Any of the Mods
-One true Satan (The Satan above the 6000 other Satan's)
-One true God (The one to rule them all)
-Shitposter #12
-Team Mom
-Fanservice
-Buttmonkey
-The one last normal person

Any person without a role after this audition can still participate.

{A sadistic looking emoji is beneath this.}

As an anon.

Good luck potential applicants. May Hitzusen be with you once you open these doors.

{The mentioned set of doors are elaborate with two rabbit head knockers on them.}
Fresh_Prince_Junes
I would like to be Hibikimo- oh wait she isnt a mod nvm
Bgammax
*Gamma's walking by Shibuya when he notices the casting call sign and curious, reads the sheet of paper*
A movie of sorts, eh? Clearly I'm perfect for the "fanservice" role. They won't know what hit them.
*knocks on the doors*
HibkiKuze
*Hibki walks up and takes notice of the roles and knockers.* I can take the role of "The one normal person" I know how to be normal. I love the rabbit head knockers too. *He uses the knockers and knocks on the door*
Yuuko
{The doors open at Gamma's knocking revealing .....}

{An average looking waiting room complete with a water cooler and plastic chairs. On the walls hang all sorts of motivational posters such as the traditional kitty one saying "Hang On" and a clock is right across the chairs ticking away the time. At the end of the room opposite of the entrance is an elegant red door with a sign reading "Director's Quarters".}

{Finally there is a desk with a small cat on it and a sign reading "Head Secretary". In the cat's paws is a bell and a pen.}
Bgammax
*Gamma stares at the posters featuring cats for a few moments, before blinking and walking over to the desk. He reaches out towards the cat, and hides his movement by trying to take the pen*

I take it this is the sign-up room, is the secretary around?
HibkiKuze
I'll wait out here. *He gets a cup of water and sits in a chair sipping it*
Chan-Kun
*Walks by scrolling through his photos to take notice of the door. Decides to knock on the door and wait because he has nothing better to do in his life.*
Yuuko
{The doors open to Chan-Kun revealing the waiting room.}

{The pen easily slips into Gamma's fingers as the cat awakens at his question. With a quick arching of it's back the cat easily settles into an upright position and taps on the bell.}

{The bell emits a surprisingly loud ring and suddenly the door to the director's room is flung open with a bang. Out of the door walks Yuuko wearing a professional get up combined with glasses.}

*She walks over to Gamma with a smile*

Welcome to the audition young applicant. Today is your lucky day for you are the first to ring the bell.

*She pushes a sheet of paper into Gamma's hands and looks around*

Its nice to see so many aspiring actors.
HibkiKuze
I hope you don't mind that I helped myself to a cup of water. *He continues to sip water from the cup*
Bgammax
*Gamma looks up at the sound of the door opening, and blinks a few times, as though unsure of himself*

I.... You're the one directing this? I... I never thought movies were to your taste. Thought you were more into.... Other things.....

*Gamma looks down at the sheet of paper now in his hand*
Yuuko
*She grins a Hibiki*

That is not a problem as long as you plan to audition.

I know just how testy some actors can get without water.
HibkiKuze
I'll take a form. This sounds like a good time.
Shrine_Dog
Arf arf! *...when did a dog get in here?*
Yuuko
{The paper in Gamma's hand is a form of consent with a few curious terms and conditions.}

- If you suddenly see your soul leave you are only allowed a thirty minute break.

- Ignore the government cameras

- Not to be held responsible for any projectile meming

- If you suddenly turn into an anon then you must call the union

{A the bottom of the sheet is a line meant for signatures.}

*She laughs at Gamma's comment*

Ohohohoho.

I happen to have a taste for just about everything.

*Her eyes take on a calm look*

Film making happens to just be one of my many ventures.

*She taps on the paper in Gamma's hands*

So hurry up and sign this thing so we can get started.
Yuuko
*She hands a form over to Hibiki along with a pen*

I like your eager attitude.
HibkiKuze
I'm concerned about the soul leaving comment. *He signs anyways* The role of normal guy isn't that dangerous right?
KazumaKval
[The young boy steps in, shyly. He looks around and waves his hand without much confidence.]

H-Hello, is this the p-place for the auditions...?
Shrine_Dog
Woof? *The shibe seems interested*
Bgammax
*Gamma looks at the paper curiously for a few moments*

I'm sorry, a few questions.
First, if my soul left, shouldn't I be dead? I mean, that IS part of what a soul does.
Second, if I suddenly become an Anon I have to call the union. What union? What's an "anon"? I get the feeling there's a fourth wall out there being heavily leaned on
Third, what do you mean by "projectile meming?" Is that some sort of weird euphemism?

This is all very confusing to me.
Yuuko
*She pats Hibiki on the head*

Nope as long as you don't have a flamethrower.

Oh!

*She waves at Kazuma*

Yahoo!

The audition place is indeed here.

*She finally turns to Gamma with a grin and attempts to wave away his concerns*

Nope I can confirm that you do not need a soul to exist and chances of you loosing your soul are too slim to consider.

The rest of the stuff is just some random gibberish that you can ignore. I had to put some of it at the prodding of the higher ups.
Yuuko
{The cat interprets the Shiba's woof and then proceeds to grab a sheet from the table. He then jumps off the table with sheet in paw and offers it to the Shiba.}

{This paper is the same consent form offered to the other people.}
KazumaKval
H-Hello Miss Long Hair.

[Kazuma walks to the front and takes a sit on the back, still looking at the papers.]

I-I wonder which one I should go for...
HibkiKuze
Well I signed, and I don't own a flamethrower. Let me know when it's my turn. *He gets more water and sips it*
Chan-Kun
Ooc: @Yuuko Sorry I was out for a bit.
"Is this place where the auditions are being held? If so, then I'd like to audition for fanservice because I'm a trap." he said, adjusting his skirt.
Bgammax
*Gamma raises an eyebrow and signs the form*

In my experience "random" gibberish is rarely random. But lets be honest, most people don't read these things anyways. I'll just pretend its a joke.
Now, where do we start?
Yuuko
You'll be up next normal applicant.

*She walks up to Chan and hands him a paper*

Yep this is the audition place.

*She taps on the paper*

All you have to do is sign this and you are free to audition for any role of your liking.

*She then turns to Gamma and claps her hands with joy*

Excellent!

Now we can begin.

*She excitedly drags Gamma into the director's room and slams the door shut*

Welcome aspiring applicant to the lion's den.
Chan-Kun
*He takes the paper and skims through until seeing fanservice to sign his name next to it and then takes out some chewing gum.*
Yuuko
{Unlike the waiting room the director's room is lavishly decorated with traditional Japanese art and red velvet floors. Lining the room are all sorts of peculiar treasures from all over the world only serving to enhance the fancy feel. The director's desk which lies at the end of the room is made of pure black stone and is covered with all sorts of photos. While a nice wooden chair lies in front of it with a card reading "applicant's" on it.}
KazumaKval
Any of the Mods...?
I wonder what this means...

[The green haired boy plays with his hair, his curiosity is on the raise.]

Maybe this one with the g-green hair...?
Bgammax
*Gamma initially jumps when Yuuko grabs him, but little to resist her pull*
H... Hey!! Watch it. Not so fast!

*Gamma looks around the director's room*
Ok, and now what?
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs upon noticing the chair's sign and attempts to sit down in it*
Nevermind. Stupid question. Lets get this started already.
Yuuko
*She quickly let's go of Gamma once they enter the room*

It appears I got a bit excited.

*She quickly bows*

I am sorry.

*She then walks over to her desk and changes her entire demeanor upon sitting*

*Her eyes narrow and her grin now turns into a tight line.*

Now you sit on the chair mister applicant and state the role you want to audition for.
Shrine_Dog
*Meanwhile, Koromaru has signed the form. It's unintelligible scribbles, but it's a signature of some sort*
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and sits at the chair*

Honestly, I never really thought that far ahead..... I guess I'll audition for "The one last normal person"
Yuuko
*She looks oddly dissapointed*

Hmm it appears you already sat.

Guess it was a waste to try being intimidating.

*She takes a quick swig of her alcohol bottle*

Just state the role you want.
KazumaKval
H...How did that dog sign the form...?

[Kazuma decides to not question it, regardless of his colossal curiosity, and signs the form.]
Yuuko
*Her head thumps on the desk*

You just went ahead again.

*She sighs*

Man you really take the phone out of commanding.

*She lazily motions with her hand*

Begin your audition then.

Show me how a normal person acts.
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and continues staring at Yuuko*

I'm sorry. If you didn't notice, I've been doing it. Its called being reasonable. And questioning the weird things you see. Perhaps with some snark on the side.
You wanting me to do a flip or something?
Yuuko
*She raises her head up and stares at Gamma curiously*

Well i'm not currently feeling that normal person essence coming from you.

Something about you screams pay attention to me.

*She stands up and quickly surveys around Gamma*

Which is the opposite of what a normal would want.

*She then stands back and stares at Gamma*

Hmmmm no flip but maybe you should show me your straight man routine.
Bgammax
*Gamma begins to stand, but soon falls back to his seat with a sigh*
You're being ridiculous. I couldn't care less what anyone thinks of me.

*Gamma quickly shrugs*
Guess I shouldn't be surprised though. You're clearly not the most.... Stable person around here.
Still better than Star.
Yuuko
*She frowns in contemplation*

I'll have you know that I am famous for my ability to grant wishes.

So I happen to be very stable as part of the job.

*She then puts a hand on gamma's shoulder*

Maybe you are not meant for the normal person role ...

But instead the buttmonkey role!

*Her eyes seem to glow at this*

Your disposition hints that fate often finds some way to abuse you making you perfect for this role.
Bgammax
*Gamma raises an eyebrow and sighs*
Buttmonkey? Is that some kinda joke?
I mean, I'll admit. I'm pretty unlucky....

*Gamma sighs again*
gods I can't wait for this all to be over with.
Yuuko
Nope this is no joke applicant. I truly believe that you have the potential to be a buttmonkey if you are able to get hold of your inner screw up.

*She whispers in Gamma's ear*

Just think of the number of people you could possibly entertain with your antics.
Bgammax
*Gamma leans away from Yuuko*
Y... Yeah yeah, whatever. I mean, I guess I'll take it...
Not like I've got anything better to do.
Yuuko
*She begins to hop with joy*

Yes!

Welcome to the team applicant and I can't wait to see how you flesh out the role.

*She stumbles a bit as her cheeks take on a bit of red tint.*


Whoops looks like i'm a bit clumsy today.

Anyway rest up and become one with the role.

*She winks at Gamma*

Trust me when I say that you don't want to be unprepared for filming.
Bgammax
*Gamma slowly walks towards the door of the director's room*
Is it just me or did that sound like a euphemism? That REALLY felt like a euphemism.
*sigh* What have I gotten myself into this time?
KazumaKval
E-Even Mister Gamma is here...t-then maybe this isn't s-such a bad idea...?

[Kazuma can't help but keep hiding his face.]
Apollo_Justice
*Apollo enters the building, and takes a seat in the lobby, also grabbing himself a cup of water from the water cooler.*

This... isn't as nice looking as I thought it'd be...
Yuuko
Nope no Eupahnsim here.

*She gives a quick thumbs up with a smile*

Just an old lady with an odd sense of humor,

*She moves to push Gamma out*

You have gotten yorself into something spectacular.
Bgammax
*Gamma is shoved out the director's door and into the waiting room. He catches sight of Kazuma and waves*

You here about a movie too? I just figured it was a decent enough way to waste my time... Kinda thought you'd be too nervous though
KazumaKval
Y-Yes, I am a l-little bit nervous, but...I-I guess my curiosity got the better of me...!

[Kazuma laughs awkardly and with red cheeks.]

I thought...m-maybe I could give it a try...
Yuuko
*She puts an arm forward and makes a come here motion with her fingers*

Next person can now come in.

*She quickly flips through a few assorted papers*

I have a Hibiki on my records.

If Hibiki is still here them come in immediately.

*She then shuts the door and waits for the next person at her desk*
Apollo_Justice
*Apollo smiles at the two talking before standing up and walking over to them.*

You two seem like good friends. What're your names?
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head*
Yeah, I suppose you're curious if nothing else. Not a bad defining trait I guess.

*Gamma then sighs and turns to Apollo*
Name's Gamma. Other kid's name is Kazuma. I wouldn't really say we're friends, but he's alright I guess.
KazumaKval
H-Hm...? M-My name is Kazuma K-Kval, what about you, Mister Heroic F-Face...?

[He looks at Apollo with his curious golden eyes, smiling gently.]

A-And what Mister Gamma said, w-we meet a while ago, t-that's it...!
Apollo_Justice
H-heroic face..?

*Apollo thinks for a moment with a smug look on his face, before abruptly turning back to Gamma and Kazuma.*

Er, and I'm Apollo Justice, an attorney working at Wright Anything Agency.

*He shows them his badge before returning it to his collar.*

So, Gamma, Kazuma, you two are interesting in theatre?
Apollo_Justice
**interested
Yuuko
*She opens the door and stands there with a bored look*

Well Hibiki is a bust so who wants to go next?

Decide it among yourselves.

I'll be waiting at my desk.

*She offers up a quick grin and them retreats back inside her room*
KazumaKval
Y-You could say that, yes...I-I want to see how this works...!

[Kazuma nods a few times with a bigger smile than before.]
Bgammax
*Gamma raises an eyebrow at Apollo*
Apollo? As in the sun god..... That's.. Very interesting....
I'm not really interested in theatrics, but I have nothing better to do and I'm pretty sure Tatsuya wouldn't be caught dead here.

*Gamma then glances back to Kazuma*
Anyways, I think you should go next. It'll be.... Enlightening if nothing else.
Apollo_Justice
S-sun god? Oh, like Greek mythology. Wasn't he more of a messenger god, though? Winged Sandals and all.

*Apollo smiles at Kazuma's excitement, before looking to where Yuuko spoke from.*

Well, now's definitely your chance. I'll wait my turn, since you got here first.
Apollo_Justice
OOC: Just ignore that part and don't ask me how I messed up Apollo and Hermes...
KazumaKval
A-Alright, I'll listen to y-you Mister Gamma!

[Kazuma salutes with a dorky smile and stands up, walking towards the door. In front of it, the young boy knocks on it with...almost no confidence at all. His cheeks get more and more red as time goes on.]

E-Excuse me, Miss...? M-M-M-May I...?
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head*

The one with winged sandles was Hermes. Apollo drove his sun chariot across the sky. His name was also kept the same between the Greek and Roman cultures. Which is an... Interesting note.
BonafideMonafide04
*walks in*
Phansite movie huh. I'm interested.
Yuuko
Come in applicant.

*She e taps her fingers on her desk*

It is not wise to keep a witch waiting.
BonafideMonafide04
So, what is this phansite movie thing?
Bgammax
*Gamma gives Bona a passing glance*
Didn't you read the paper on the front steps? Or do you just not know what a movie is?
KazumaKval
A-A-A Witch...

[Kazuma quickly enters the room and closes the door behind him. He doesn't turn around though, as he stands there looking at the door.]

I-If you're a witch...th-then does that mean you're fr-from Ishana, Miss Witch...?
BonafideMonafide04
No, o read it. Just want more info on it.
Apollo_Justice
Yes, I know... just got a little messed up. I haven't studied Greek mythology properly, so it's not like I'm really knowledgeable about it or anything...
So... what's your profession, anyways?
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: really? O instead of I? The hecc.
Yuuko
Please take a seat applicant.

*She motions to the chair while continuing to stare at him*

Nope I am not from this so called Ishana. I assume it is something leftover from you own world right?
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and looks back at Apollo*
I've gone through a lot of job changes recently. Currently I'm working at the Junes store, dunno if I can still do that if this acting gig actually works.

*Gamma casts Bona another sideways glance*
Then ask your questions. I can't be expected to just know what's confusing you.
BonafideMonafide04
*sits down in the chair*
Bgammax
That's not a question, but I'm glad you're willing to sit in the waiting room and wait your turn. Who knows, maybe it'll come up soon.
KazumaKval
T-That's what I thought...

[Kazuma turns around and maintains his eyes closed. He slowly walks towards the chair, and sits down even slower. His face is a red as a tomato.]

Y-Yes it is, in my world, t-that's the capital of magic...although only th-the residents and a few people a-around the world know about it...
Bgammax
*Gamma turns to leave the waiting room with a sigh*
Well, I'm no expert in showbiz, but this will be interesting if nothing else.
Yuuko
Sounds interesting.

*She looks at her nails.*

I really need to start going around more often.

*She looks back at Kazuma*

So what role are you for?
KazumaKval
U-Uhm...!

[He points at the paper, where it says "Any of the Mods".]

T-This one interests me...b-but what does it mean, Miss Long Hair...?
Yuuko
*She grins as if being told a new joke for the first time.*

That is but a name given for the mysterious people that help run this world.

It's best not to question things too much shy one.
KazumaKval
I-I see...
Well then, I w-would like to try and be one of t-those so called Mods...!

[Kazuma finally opens both eyes, but this time he tries his best to not look at her.]

I-I'm not really sure how to be one, though...
Yuuko
You have to feel the position my boy.

*She laughs from her chair*

Just show me whatever power you have.

Tell me why you are meant to be mod through your acting.
KazumaKval
[Kazuma takes a small canteen from his bag and drinks from it. He lets out a sigh and uncovers his face a bit, looking directly into her eyes.]

Acting? You will have to excuse me Miss but I don't think I have many special abilities or power...

[He keeps smiling, although this one shows both confidence and slyness]

I despise violence, you see? I'm nothing but a normal, average guy.
Just like everyone else in this world!
Well...except for a CERTAIN group of misfits.

[The green haired boy chuckles at his own joke]
Yuuko
*She gets chills at the sudden change in personality.*

Bravo that was excellent!

*She claps and smiles at Kazuma*

But I would like to see more at a later date.

See I have run out of time so I must go for now. I'll catch you and the rest of the applicants at a later date.

*She creates a magical portal and walks through it leaving behind the building*
KazumaKval
[Kazuma just sits there, in silence for a few minutes]

Alcohol truly is a force to be reckoned with, I might need to do this if there is no choice.
Oh, the fun we will have, Miss Witch.

[Kazuma laughs for a few seconds and lets out a sigh. His cheeks turn red and his hair cover his eyes once more]

S-She seemed nice...I hope I'll do well in the future...

[With his shyness back, the green haired boy stands up, and leaves the building.]
Yuuko
{The doors of the vibrantly colored apartment building are now adorned with a huge welcome sign. Beneath the welcome sign lies the same "Casting Call" message from yesterday. The sheets of paper on the steps appear to be the same save for the butt monkey role being gone.}

{The roles still available are ...}

-The Phansite protagonist
-Godshima
-Any of the Mods
-One true Satan (The Satan above the 6000 other Satan's)
-One true God (The one to rule them all)
-Shitposter #12
-Team Mom
-Fanservice
-The one last normal person

Shrine_Dog
*Koro wakes up and holds his signed (somehow) form in his mouth* Woofh.
Ikebu_Kuro
*Ikebu runs in holding a signed form* Auditioning for phansite protagonist
Yuuko
*She opens her door while yawning*

Oh~

*She freezes mid yawn upon noticing Koro and quickly walks over to him*

Aww your so cute!

*She begins to pet him*
Shrine_Dog
*Koromaru wags his tail and drops the form. "Team Mom" is the role he wants.*
Yuuko
*As she pets Koro she notices the form that he dropped*

Oh what is this?

*She carefully grabs the form and inspects it*

*She then frowns with concentration*

You writing is barely legible but I think I can decipher the word mom on this.

*She stands up and places a hand on Ikebu's shoulder with a sigh*

I wish you were as clear about your demands as this boy.
Mona
Hello? Is this the place to audition?
Shrine_Dog
*Koromaru barks, oblivious to the partly-failed attempt to copy the words "team mom" from the poster. He did his best.*
Yuuko
*She curiously looks at Mona*

I didn't know that cats were capable of having acting dreams.

Strange.
Ikebu_Kuro
*smiles nervously*
Chan-Kun
*The trap secretly takes out his phone and takes a pic of Mona and saves it. After that he goes outside and takes out a lighter and a cigar.*
"Why did I do this again?" *He said with his phone out scrolling through pics.*
Yuuko
*She shrugs still not understanding Koro*

Ehh I had to test stranger before.

*With surprising strength she then picks up Koro and walks into the director's room*

*She shuts the door behind her with her leg and places Koro on the nice chair before sitting on her own*

Prove yourself to me cutie.
Shrine_Dog
*As soon as Koro is set on the chair, he stops wagging his tail to get into character. He whines and tries to nudge her, to see if she's okay. Moms always made sure pups were okay.*
Yuuko
*She lightly blushes at the sudden nudge of Koro*

Just when I think you can't get anymore cute you prove me wrong.

*She then leans down and returns the gesture with a pet*

*Her eyes turns cold as she gazes down at Koro*

Playing on my attraction to cute creatures will only get yourself so far furry one. Smart move though trying to play to my weaknesses.
Ikebu_Kuro
*Whistling as he waits*
Shrine_Dog
*Koromaru will have to try harder. He thinks for a moment, then, channeling a little bit of Shinjiro, huffs and rubs her shirt with his muzzle to straighten it (because it looked slightly wrinkled and humans always liked their clothes straight and orderly). He then looks around for something to bring to her (because Shinji ALWAYS brought him nice things)*
Yuuko
*She Instantly touches the straightened part of her shirt with surprise*

Oh my.

Now why did you do that boy?

{As Koromaru looks around he notices a ruler lying on the floor and a pair of sandals by the door.}
Shrine_Dog
*Sandals are shoes. Humans rarely go anywhere without shoes. He picks the sandals up with his mouth and trots over to Audition Girl, setting them down at her feet.* Arf!
Yuuko
Interesting ...

*She sighs*

Well this has been a pretty odd audition but I think I finally know what role you wanted to try for.

*She picks up her sandals with a cunning smile*

You wanted to be the fan service.

With all your inherent cuteness and this uncanny symbolism.
Shrine_Dog
Arf arf! *Despite it being a different role than intended, Koromaru is happy.*
Yuuko
*She gives him one final pat*

Fan service it is then.

Make sure to train that cute of yours.

*She then makes a shooing motion to him*

Now go and lure in all the unsuspecting humans for my film!
Shrine_Dog
Aroo! *Koro runs off to do shibe things*
Ikebu_Kuro
*still smiling to hide the shyness*
Yuuko
*After Koro leaves she quickly pokes her head outside the door*

Next person in line can now enter.

*She retreats back in after her announcement*
Ikebu_Kuro
*walks into the room*
Yuuko
*She sits at her desk with a strange smile and glowing glasses*

Welcome constant.

What role shall it be for you today?
Ikebu_Kuro
P-Phansite Protagonist
Yuuko
*She quickly pushes up her glasses to appear more intimidating*

So why should I a serious witch make you phansite protag?

*She suddenly points at him*

Show me your passion!

Ikebu_Kuro
"I'll go check PMs right now" Says full of energy
Yuuko
*She sighs and leans her head on one arm*

Is that all you can do ?

*Her hand comes up as an exaggerated yawn leaves her mouth*

I'm getting kind of bored here and a protag is not mean to be boring.
Ikebu_Kuro
Well, it's my first time and i didnt have time to practice those lines
Yuuko
Tsk and your unprepared too.

Looks like I need to take points off for that.

*She outlines a five on her desk and then scratches it off with some force*

*After her display she then looks at Ikebu with a neutral expression*

Can you at least pose with the best of protags?

Ikebu_Kuro
*does a flamboyant pose with a smirk*
KazumaKval
[The timid green haired youth walks in, with a little bit more of confidence than yesterday. He has a small smile as he takes a sit close to the director's room. ]

I-I have t-t-to try again in f-front of the scary lady...

[He says as he looks at his hands. His confidence fades away by the second.]
Yuuko
*A slight smile forms on her face*

Now that is more like it.

I can almost sense the confident protag vibe coming form you.

*She takes a sip of wine from her bottle for a bit more creativity*

*She instantly relaxes and lazily gazes at Ikebu*

Now my young protag what is your tragic backstory?
Ikebu_Kuro
I was raised in the slums with my family, we would always be there for each other until my dad died in a fight , my mom ran away and my sister was sent away to a foster home. So for that time i had to take care of myself and eventualy leave and be the best that i can in life
Yuuko
*She frowns*

Nope I am just not feeling this arrangement.

You lack the cheesiness and edginess needed to be a successful protag.

If anything your clearly a ...

"She thinks for a sec and suddenly flies into a frenzy once an idea hits*

"All sorts of papers fly off of her desk until she presents a single sheet saying "Normie"

Your perfect for the single normal person role.
Ikebu_Kuro
... well i tried
Ikebu_Kuro
Wait oh character backstory
Yuuko
*She happily offers Ikebu a few congratulatory pats on the back before shoving him out the room.*

I expect to see you around next monday for dress rehearsal.

*After her shout she retreats back into her room*

*Another wine glass is downed and she waits for the next applicant*
Emerson
OOC:
FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://i.imgur.com/nynONbv.gif
Mona
Am I next? *Mona says confidently*
KazumaKval
I wonder when I'll g-go...

[The green haired boy stays on his seat. His confidence is just gone.]
Yuuko
*After minutes of waiting she grows annoyed and opens her door once again*

*She notices Mona first and points at him*

You in here now.

*She then shuts her door with a slam*
Mona
*Mona enters the door*
Ooc: I seriously didn't know if there was an order or not.
Yuuko
Welcome victim.

*She flashes Mona a frightening smile and motions to the chair*

Please take a seat.
Mona
*Morgana steals one of the seats*
Hiya! My name's Morgana and I'll be auditioning for the role of everything.
Yuuko
*She grows confused*

But everything was not a role listed on the sign.

Hmm you may be at the wrong audition.
Mona
No, I mean I'll be auditioning for every single role.
Yuuko
*She leans back against her chair with a pleased expression*

Well that makes a bit more sense.

*She raises a wine glass to Mona before promptly drinking it*

*Her cheeks take on a pink tinge*

Show me what you got talking cat!
Mona
I'll start with the role of protagonist. Ahem, "In a world ravaged by chaos and despair, I remain as a lone savior to gather the dregs of hope. Even though I fight a seemingly endless mission, it is one I will never give up on. I am not alone, as long as I can hold on... to hope." *Mona solemnly looks towards the horizon with a firm grasp in his hand and maintains strong elbows and knees as he bends his right knee slightly forward*
Yuuko
Your too serious.

*She sighs*

Everybody knows that what makes a protag is both their edge and sense of humor. Your leaning way too much toward edge leaving me with nothing endearing to fine.

Go to the next role for you are a failed protagonist.
Mona
Heh, you know there are all different kinds of protags, you know? Maybe I just didn't know what you were looking for.

Anyways, onto Godshima. *Mona loosens his shoulders and maintains crappy posture.* "Um, hi, my name is, uh, Mishima"
Yuuko
*She looks at Mona with a amazement*

You actually managed to capture his essence.

*A single tear slips down her eye*

I never though such a day would arrive but apparently the prophecy is correct. Now all you must do to become Godshima is say a few of his most holy proclamations.
Mona
"Oh no"
Yuuko
*She recovers from the sudden onslaught of emotion and looks at Mona*

What is wrong kitty?

This should be a walk in the park for a faithful Godshima follower like yourself.
Mary_Sue
"Oh no" is proclamation one, you effing plen
Mary_Sue
Ooc: wrong account
Mona
"Oh no" is proclamation one, you effing pleb
Yuuko
*She looks dazed for a sec but then manages to focus again*

Ohohoho so it is.

Silly me.

*She lightly taps her own head in a mock display*

Throw another proclamation at me kitty.

I bet I will get it this time!
Mona
"*** eater"
Yuuko
*Her body slouches a bit as her eyes begin to droop*

*She begins to speak in a slurring voice*

Dog eater ...?

*She suddenly laughs at that*

Ohohoho really funny kitty!
Mona
Did you not get it? Maybe It's just a PM thing. But, jeez.
Yuuko
I did ...

I just can't really think much right now.

*Her head falls to the desk as her eyes slowly close*

I think i'm going to take a nap now.
Mona
In the middle of an audition? *sigh* I might as well take a kitty nap as well... If you need to wake me just pick me up.