<i>Mary Sue would gaze upon the street of tokyo with her good eye as the other eye had an eyepatch over it. After a minute, she speaks into a communications device, relaying a message.</i> &quot;Makoto Yuki, Yu Narukami, Joker Amamiya, i'm at the spot. The culprit doesn't seem to have arrived yet.&quot; <i>Taking the guise of an ordinary citizen, Mary walks into a nearby flower shop, dissolving her space pirate uniform into the air and wearing a plain black shirt with a pink skirt.</i> &quot;Impressive that the enemy has managed to evade my grasp for even a second, no, a milisecond. We're clearly not dealing with any ordinary persona or stand user. Hopefully I won't have to bring in the Triforce Gundam. There'd be way too much collateral damage. But, maybe if I force them away from the city beforehand?&quot;

*A girl would be waiting in a destroyed cityscape* You and me... A battle to the death... Your villainy can no longer be allowed to exist in this world, Sponge.

Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid... <i>Kills you </i>

On the street <br>

Unless Bgammax agrees to fight me, of course.

<a href='https://phansite.net/forum/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2Fa%2FKdcfZ' class='link' target='_blank'>http://imgur.com/a/KdcfZ</a> <br> Suck it, Tim, Splat Tim! Even if I am alone, I will stand up to your tyranny to the bitter end!

Honestly Tim, Splat Tim, I question your intelligence. <br> You do nothing but post complete trash tier posts, not even worthy of being called shitposts, just for the attention. <br> You are either the co-worker that gets picked up with a red stapler, or you are that child that was abused so badly that you have to come onto an anonymous forum, and do everything you can for attention. <br> You try to pull our attention becuase it's the only thing you manage to do successfully in life, as you seem to not be capable of much else, and considering the fact you have two accounts to post with, tells me that you have such a high level of ADHD, you probably forget you are taking a piss midway through. <br> Your low quality posting also tells me that your intellectual though process is so goddamn low, that you unironically think that my &quot;non-existent&quot; testicles actually sprout from above my heel, ignoring the fact that the bone in my ankle is not actually for reproductive means. <br> The only joy you probably have in your life right now is some people acknowledging your trash tier posting, and your false ego gets inflated every tie a poster ignorantly claims that you are a god tier shitposter, without actually knowing what god tier shit posting was. <br> <br> Come back to me later when both of your testicles drop, you have a few more years on you, and you experience the world outside of the basement you dwell in. Soon you will learn that mother's hotpocks (assuming you even know what the love of a mother even is) is not sufficient to survive on, and for the love of god, it's not called a fedora.

With this wormhole in a jar I had in my backpack, we can send Splat Tim to an alternate dimension where he can destroy things forever, without causing finnacial burden. So, what does everyone else say? Any risks involved with this plan?

*Mary takes out an assualt rifle and begins gunning down all the nearby shadows. Each bullet striking the shadow's vitals abd taking it down in one hit. Mary grows 10 levels in the short time she's been here.*

Name: Mary Sue <br> Backstory: Former member of the Phantom Thieves who found a new life as a leader of a shadow-hunting group soon after the thieves disbanded. <br> Description: wears a bright red bandana thats slightly crocked so it covers her lift eye. When transformed, she wears a ship captain's coat and an eyepatch. Normally, she wears a gray T-shirt and pants. In battle, she uses precise and excellent swordsmanship. She can also use a bow, dagger, baseball bat, lead pipe, chair, whip and every tyoe of gun. She also has the power of the Wild Card. <br> Personas: Messiah Picaro, Satanael, Cerberus, Hercules, Athena, The Terminator, Super Mario, Dracula, Grim Reaper, Odin, YHVH, Jack Frost. <br> Weakness: None <br> Resistances: Reflects Insta-kill attacks. <br> <br> This is a Mona alt, by the way. In case you did get it, this is satire making fun of the many &quot;special characters&quot; on the site with unique powers and the fact that pretty much everyone is a wild card. Don't take offense to this or even respond to this topic as I will likely not respond or respond in a completely immature way. <br>