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Mona
Phansite orders a pizza.
Alright, guys, all the adults are either drunk, asleep or dead so they said we could order a pizza for dinner. Now, we just need to decide the toppings. I'll have fatty tuna on mine. How about everyone else?
The_Dark_Messiah
Doesn't matter what toppings, as long as it's boneless.
Mona
Bonerless pizza? I dunno, Pizza gets me pretty hard.
Sam
Add Pineapple.
The_Dark_Messiah
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Dahlia
I never got the boneless pizza thing either. Pizza doesnt even have bones to begin with. Anyway i like olives on mine.
Sumire-Vioraeta
Add ham to it if were ordering pizza *Sumire says while walking downstairs*
Neopolitan
Please add vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry ice cream to this pizza.
Dahlia
We could get a separate desert pizza with all that, right? Those are things, right?
Neopolitan
I-I mean...

(Neo points to the colors of her hair and clothes, then points to a container of ice cream.)
Dahlia
*draws a picture of a pizza with what looks like a giant cookie crust with the ice cream and then shows it to neo, then tilting her head while making an ok symbol as if to ask if shes ok with it*
Ace_Defective
Ooh! Ill have the special bowl with extra por- wait we are ordering pizza? I guees ill have pepperoni!
Mona
Ooc: who's Neopolitan?
Sam
Wait, she can talk?
Dahlia
Ooc: shes a rwby character. Normally mute, carries an parasol-sword.
Sam
OOC: I really need to watch RWBY
BonafideMonafide04
I say add bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, and bacon. Did I mention bacon?
Dahlia
Ooc: so do i. I normally just watch the chibi series.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: I need to get back to it. I keep forgetting.
Sam
*Being obviously sarcastic*
No, I don't think you did Bona. Please, try again.
HibkiKuze
Umm, just extra cheese and pretzel crust for me.
Dahlia
But anyway, is a desert pizza ok guys? I need an honest answer here...
BonafideMonafide04
Oh yeah, pretzel crust too. Pretzel crust is good.
HibkiKuze
You know what? I have enough money to pay for my own pizza. I'll go get my own. *He walks out*
Mary_Sue
I'll pay for this, guys. I was recently hired by a millionaire. He gave me a fortune to eradicate all the shadows he was hunted by. So, get whatever topings you want, new friends!
NotIgor
Lemme get it bone-in with extra MARYJANE in the crust
Sumire-Vioraeta
NotIgor NO!
Dahlia
How oddly contrived and convenient! Its not like you dont know any of us and we would be immediately suspicious of your claim! Nah, that'd be ridiculous!
Sumire-Vioraeta
Um guys I think the rich person is either a mary sue or a shadow.
Dahlia
*whispers* i think so too, sumire. Im just playing along...
Sumire-Vioraeta
*Whispers as well* Ok good someone else is suspicious.
Mary_Sue
*overhears the two whispering* What, you question me!? Then how about a duel! *Summons Messiah Picaro*
Sumire-Vioraeta
Yep definitely a mary sue!
Dahlia
Nah. We dont wanna fight. We just want some pizza. Ooh! I know! *zooms in with a giant cheese platter* CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!
Sumire-Vioraeta
You can literally tell by the persona! *Sumire puts her left hand to her heart and her right hand with her ring on it to her forehead* Pythia Dormina!
Mary_Sue
*Pulls out a tripod with a camera on it* Did someone say cheese!? *She says with a straight face*
Dahlia
*sigh* well... this is gonna go to waste... *dumps the cheese platter*
Mary_Sue
*Doesn't fall asleep* Sorry, but I have this sleep resistance charm in my backpack! Alright, Terminator, bullet storm! *A swarm of pellet sized bullets swirl in a huricane like shape around Sumire. As they swirl, they gradually get closer over the course of a few seconds until the pierce Sumire and deal severe damage.*
Dahlia
Hey! Quit hurting my friend and leave us alone already! *casts diarahan on sumire* you know what? Take a picture of us.
Mary_Sue
Well, it seems you finally recognize my power. Let's just say I win, 'kay? *Sets up tripod* Alright, say cheese, you guys!
Sumire-Vioraeta
*Sumire is hit and severe damage is dealt bringing down to 199/400 but then she does the same thing she did before* Diarama *Healing her up to 298/400*
Dahlia
Actually its more of a draw since no one exactly won. Anyway, cheese~!
Mary_Sue
Ooc: using numbers is pointless when the damage done to you is arbitrary
Sumire-Vioraeta
Youre lucky I left my crossbow at home you mary-sue. *Sumire mumbles*
Dahlia
And, well... no one exactly lost, either... so is a draw ok?
Mary_Sue
*Takes 2 sketchbooks and 2 packs of pencils out of her backpack*
A drawing contest you say? I warn you, I went through 4 years of rigorous art training.
Dahlia
No, a draw. A tie. No winners, no losers. Anyway where's the picture? I said cheese already...
Mary_Sue
*Hands out picture* Here it is.
Dahlia
*yoinks the picture and runs off with sumire* thank you~
Sumire-Vioraeta
Sorry I'm not the best at drawing but I know what I am good at singing! So how about a singing contest.
Mary_Sue
A singing contest, you say? I happen to have won karoke championships across the world. I even spent 4 years as a popstar in South Korea
Sam
How's your skills as an inventor?
*In his head*
Something something 4 years.
Mary_Sue
Well, I don't really any experience as an inventor yet...
Sam
But...
Mary_Sue
*A humanoid that looks like Mary but oldet appears out of nowhere in a strange looking capsule*
But you will in 4 years!
*The person presses a button and the capsule disappears in the same manner it appeared, with the person in it*
Sam
There it is! 4 years as well!
*Sam laughs uncontrollably*
Sumire-Vioraeta
Ok then let's do this me and you 1on1 Singing contest! *Sumire is pumped she's one of the best in her family at singing only topped by her older cousin*
Mary_Sue
Okay, let's go!
*Mary Sue pulls a microphone and a karoke machine out if her backpack. She also calls in the shadow hunters to build a stage*
Sumire-Vioraeta
We will do a duet of the same song which one of us will choose but only if we both agree on it and know all the lyrics to. Then the others will judge us on our performance you got that? *Sumire walks on stage*
Passcode-Chan
A pizza post turned into a karaoke contest? Honestly, I'm not that surprised.
Mary_Sue
'Kay. I know pretty much every song. How about we do something classic like Allstar
Sumire-Vioraeta
Ah sadly I don't listen to memes, how about Rivers in the desert or Whims of Fate?
Mary_Sue
So, I see you listen to casual scum's music. Very well, i'll just let you decide
Sumire-Vioraeta
Hm I know Amhran na Farraige *A Gaelic song from her childhood it's actually a real song that you can look up and it's really calming*
Mary_Sue
Hmm, very well. I know this song quite well.
Sumire-Vioraeta
Ok then I'll start *and then the music plays* Idir ann is idir as
Idir thuaidh is idir theas
Idir thiar is idir thoir
Idir am is idir áit
Casann sí dhom
Amhrán na farraige
Mary_Sue
*Mary Sue has an excellent singing voice and manages to sing perfectly, matching every word, tone and pitch*
Sumire-Vioraeta
Idir cósta, idir cléibh
Idir mé is idir mé féin
Tá mé i dtiúin...

*once the song ends Sumire looks over to the mary sue* Wow you really are a mary sue aren't you, it seems that you're the best at everything which should be impossible.
Onii-Chan
Ooc: It got too fuzzy trying to read Mary Sue's posts. (Nice gimmic I guess.)
Mary_Sue
Heh
Sumire-Vioraeta
OOC: Anyways im getting tired i should probably go to bed now