Hi, everyone, my name is Mary Sue.

Mary_Sue

Name: Mary Sue
Backstory: Former member of the Phantom Thieves who found a new life as a leader of a shadow-hunting group soon after the thieves disbanded.
Description: wears a bright red bandana thats slightly crocked so it covers her lift eye. When transformed, she wears a ship captain's coat and an eyepatch. Normally, she wears a gray T-shirt and pants. In battle, she uses precise and excellent swordsmanship. She can also use a bow, dagger, baseball bat, lead pipe, chair, whip and every tyoe of gun. She also has the power of the Wild Card.
Personas: Messiah Picaro, Satanael, Cerberus, Hercules, Athena, The Terminator, Super Mario, Dracula, Grim Reaper, Odin, YHVH, Jack Frost.
Weakness: None
Resistances: Reflects Insta-kill attacks.

This is a Mona alt, by the way. In case you did get it, this is satire making fun of the many "special characters" on the site with unique powers and the fact that pretty much everyone is a wild card. Don't take offense to this or even respond to this topic as I will likely not respond or respond in a completely immature way.

Bgammax

*Heelies in*
nothing personal kid.
*Cuts Mary Sue on the edge*

Starwaddle

This. This is fine. I've just spontaneously combusted. I'm okay with this.

Mary_Sue

*Dodges Gamma's attack*
Dracula!
*A tall vampire appears*
Mudoon!
*Gamma dies*

Bgammax

*Gamma laughs*
Null Dark BIATCH.

Mary_Sue

Ooc: technically, it just says you resist it.

Ic: Hah, looks like I didn't succeed. Actually, I just narrowed down possible attack choices

Hiero Nenoshima: Whoo! That's our leader!

Mary Sue: Thanks for the praise, crewmate. Now, it's time to turn the tides! YHVH!
*A yellow head with a blue outline appears*
I will purge your sin! Kagaon!
*Holy symbols surround Gamma and attempt to banish him and all his darkness*

BonafideMonafide04

Ooc: IM DIEING SUPER MARIO AND THE TERMINATOR

Bgammax

OOC: If he heelies in, its meme Gamma, no need to worry about continuity.

*Gamma takes the hit and laughs it off*
HAH!!! YOU FOOL. NO ONE WILL EVER FIGURE OUT MY WEAK POINT IS MY HEELIES. THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS

Mary_Sue

Heh, obviously his weak point is his heelies! I saw him lose his ballance for a couple seconds! Alright, i'll finish this! *Mary pulls a yo-yo out of her backpack* Yo-yooooo *she says as she pulls back the yo-yo* go! *she says as she throws the yo-yo at Gamma's feet, wrapping around his wheels and causing him to trip*

Starwaddle

... I'm just glad I won't be called a Mary Sue anymore. I mean, sure, I have some badass powers, and sure, I break Reality, but I earned it. Besides, I'm not the greatest. I can still get my ass handed to me.

Bgammax

*as soon as the Yo-Yo hits Gamma's wheel he explodes violently. Somehow the heelies are entirely unharmed*

BonafideMonafide04

This is too hilarious, right star?

Mary_Sue

Heh, all in a day's work. *Mary pulls back the yo-yo and throws it in her backpack. It lands in neatly. Mary also pulls out a broom and cleans up the mess from the battle within minutes*

Starwaddle

Indeed it is. But hey, i won't get called a Mary Sue again, so I'm fucking happy.

Bgammax

Well, as you may have noticed. The point wasn't really to call anyone specific a Mary Sue, it was, well.

this is satire making fun of the many "special characters" on the site with unique powers and the fact that pretty much everyone is a wild card

Which has admittedly gone pretty far.

NotIgor

This is my OC, Donut Steal.