How do I convince my good friend you’re real? She keeps saying it’s just my parents putting presents under there, but I know better.

@Sayaka_Miki For some it may be hard to believe in a fantastical old man like myself. However, if she really needs proof, I'll be sure to ring the sleigh bells louder next year. Give her a show as I fly off to the next house! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Is it true that you sometimes give gifts to people in universes that don't have christmas? And that you provide gifts to all the multiverse?

@Kotori_K I do try my best to be everywhere at once, but sometimes I outsource to my myriad selves across the multiverse. But yes. I bring gifts to everyone in order to spread cheer across all realities! HO! HO! HO!

Has anyone ever left soy milk or raisin cookies for you before?

Have you ever had to smack a "ho ho ho"?

@Eito Yes. Although, I blame Mrs. Claus for telling the public about my weight issues. HO HO HO! @Scarce My lawyer advises me against answering that question.

How is an Elf made?

Who would win in a fight between Santa and Tatsuya?

@Noctis_Lucis_Caelum Well you see, when a mommy elf and a daddy elf love each other very much...well perhaps this isn't really a good place to explain the birds and the bees. @Yu-Narukami I'll be honest. Probably me. That is if he still wants the new engine kit for his motorcycle.

Do you consider your Elf workers as slaves? If not how much do you pay them?

@Noctis_Lucis_Caelum We do in fact pay the elves. And their wages are roughly 14.27 USD an hour. Although some make more due to the collective agreement stating that elves with more tenure will get paid more.

What do you do when it is not Christmas?

@Noctis_Lucis_Caelum I spend the rest of the year with my wife, but come New Year's Day, it's back to work!

What do you think of mall "Santas"?

@Noctis_Lucis_Caelum Those are mostly hired in the goal of garnering Christmas spirit for those who are less fortunate. Most organizations focus on local homeless shelters or child services. I cannot thank them enough for trying to help others.

Thanks for replying to my questions and have a wonderful 6 day Vacation!

@Noctis_Lucis_Caelum You are very welcome! Have a great New Year's!

Why in the world would my friend give me a damn Star Wars (Rogue One) DVD for Christmas when every single time we talk and see one another, all I do is mention how worthless and lame I think SW is, and how I have literally less than zero interest in ever watching any of these new films. I do not care. What was he thinking? And no, I will not watch it. I actually already sold it if we're being honest.

That seems to me like it doesn't need Santa's answer. Quite frankly that seems like a "Joke" though I suppose you'd be used to not getting those.

That seems to me like it doesn't need Santa's answer. Quite frankly that seems like a "Joke" though I suppose you'd be used to not getting those. It wasn't a joke. That's not his style. I think he thought or hoped I would like Rogue One because it's the most 'atypical' one. Thanks for being rude to me too in your asshat comment, considering I don't know you at all.

Me the "asshat"? I don't recall selling my friends gift, who if I recall, you believe to be not joking. Crazy world we're in.

Me the "asshat"? I don't recall selling my friends gift, who if I recall, you believe to be not joking. Crazy world we're in. So I'm not allowed to get rid of a worthless gift that was given to me? Oh yeah. Because I'm the only person to ever do that. You're making it seem I literally called him an idiot and threw it back at him.

@TogoSystem Dearest Togo, I do believe that your friend did that purely as a jape. I know many kids oft give each other rather clever presents that double as a joke or shot at their character. You selling the gift may not hurt your friend's feelings, but I must admit it was rather uncool of you to do that. I am however slightly saddened that you aren't a fan of Star Wars. But to each their own. @Deneb What a good boy. But Santa must weigh in even if a query isn't like the rest.

Now now. No gift is ever worthless. Even the most simple and unassuming gifts are oft filled with emotions that are trying to be purveyed.

Worthless to me. So I got money and someone who wanted it got it for a good price. Why keep something you don't want? I'd rather he just gave me the money he spent on it than something I don't want at all.

Uh, that's a pretty scummy thing to do tbh... He probably thought you liked the movie cause of how much you two connected over it. At any rate Santa! Question! Pancakes or Waffles?

@Pancake_Knight I must be honest. Both have pros and cons. But overall, I do enjoy pancakes more. Nothing beats a good stack of pancakes and some simmered fruit with syrup!

Tell that to 98% of people who flood return lanes the day after Christmas. It just happens. You give it to them, so no need to get offended if they don't like it. They're free to do whatever they wish with it afterwards. Sell, regift, or even chuck.

I actually have a question! How do you deliver presents to the ZeroLiner!? I've gotten boxes of Shiitake for the last few years and Yuuto won't tell me where they're coming from!

Good choice! Pancakes are a great meal to pick you up in morning! Waffles are good as well but they are too tough! I often have to drink lots of syrup to swallow it! Speaking of drinks! Why does eggnog taste like bananas? Or is that just me?

@Deneb Surely you didn't think my sleigh was for show? I've had to peg you guys down all throughout time before because I wouldn't have been able to deliver them any other way. @Pancake_Knight I have tasted some odd eggnog before and only once have I come close to a banana taste. So perhaps it's spoiled? If only by a day or so.

Santa is still here for a little while longer if anyone else has any questions.

Does Santa's wife also do work for christmas? And do you have an alternative for Reindeers?

@Aki-Joker She is actually our workshop manager! She's very diligent and keeps me on my toes. And as for the reindeer, we do have alternates but I have my main flight crew for the special occasions. Including the most famous reindeer of all!

Alright, good to know, thanks. ^^