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PKatherine
The Stray Sheep: The New K In Town
*A lone bar stands closed next to an empty street, the sign on the door flipped off and lights all turned off. Kathrine approaches the locale and seems disappointed they aren't open today Aw.. I wanted to see Rin today! I guess I should try some other time... *Kathrine then turns to leave when she notices the door slightly ajar, looking around and seeing nobody else here, she enters in and flicks on the lights. The entire place bursts back to life as a jukebox in the back begins to play a soft melody. Ooh! There we go! The Stray Sheep is now open! May I take your order~ Hehe! *Kathrine the laughs to herself lighty, taking area behind the bar and scouring the booths. She had this place all to herself. However, she neglected to lock the door to the establishment. Perhaps this place would soon be busy...
Reperzel
(The 7'3 man kicks The door open).......sup
Reperzel
(He sits down, with his 7'2 claymore in its beautiful wooden sheath) surprise me mate
-Mara-
*Though it’s not typical of Mara to barge into new places like this bar she had way to much stress on her shoulders anyway and could care less she needs a drink and needs it right damn now! She opens the door and trudges to the booth looking every tiresome. She trudges along till she comes to face PKatherine* I assume your the owner here so can I ask for a Champaign need something to be at ease you know? *She gives a weak smile before walking to a seat and faceplating to cover her tiredness and not be questioned at all*
PKatherine
Ack! *Kathrine not expecting a visitor and the loud noise jumps back and hits her head on a shelf, rubbing the pained area as she turns to see Rep, giving a small wave Ow... H-hello! H-how are you! Zane was it? Good to see you again! Uhm, what are you doing here? *Kathrine then turns to meet Mara and her eyes widen for a second, she knew nothing about drinks, but she can't let anybody know she isn't supposed to be here! Might as well try! R-right away! Champaign? Then something else for Zane... *Kathrine then gulps as she turns to the shelf... Champaign... Champaign... Aha! Big green bottle with the cork on it! PKathrine then takes the bottle and twists off the strange thing on the top and staring right into the cork N-now... How do I take that off? *To Kathrine's suprise, it pops right off into her eye as she staggers backward into the bottles again. Knocking over a few onto the ground as they spill all over the place. Kathrine panicking and slighty blinded, pours the Champaign into a glass and slides it over to Mara H-here you go! Hope you enjoy your stay! *As for the knocked bottles, Kathrine picks them up before they spill completely and pours the rest into a glass and slides it to Rep, unknown to her she mixed whisky, vodka and abinstine Here! Just for you! I hope it has a good punch to it!
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Femt
(A man would walk in with a smile on his face and a voice full of merriment. He would have blond hair and ware a white coat and top hat. In his hand he holds a metal can of a strange nature. His eyes are obscured by a metal plate that seems fixated on his face. He would walk in and immediately look around curiously losing the care-free seeming smile.) "This place is rather plain isn't it? It could use more depravity in my opinion or perhaps more merriment? I guess that doesn't matter too much but I am growing bored already."
Reperzel
Ah I'm just bored mate, nothing else ta do, so, here I am (then, he pulls out his banjo and plays it beautifully)
Reperzel
And blond guy, ya get what ya get, and ya don't throw a fit
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Femt
"I think you'll find that I'll do as I please. When I want to do something, I do it, regardless of the rest of the world. When I don't, I don't, and that's that." (The man would begin to smile wildly.) "Wouldn't it be much more simple if people acted to their desires? What's the point of resisting them exactly?"
Reperzel
Annnnd I don't give a shit anymore (he keeps on playing his banjo) if ya wanna be a dick to everyone, go ahead
Reperzel
Just don't blame me when everyone is gonna kill ya
Femt
"I see. You're of no interest to me then. Someone who can't even entertain me isn't worth my time."
PKatherine
Kathrine takes some paper towel and tries to clean up the spill when Femt enters Kathrine giving them a wave, more people? This could be bad.. Especially if they want to destroy something Hello there! My name is Katherine! I uh... Run this place! Yep! Thats right! Would you like anything sir?
Reperzel
Yeah, fuck ya to mate
-Mara-
*Mara raised her head in pain but looked towards Femt’s way* “I don’t know to make life more difficult yet satisfying for us if everything came so easy then wouldn’t that also be a bore...I don’t even know what i’m saying though agh!” *She immediacy goes back to faceplating on the desk to try and make her growing dizziness and exhaustion*
Reperzel
Also, kathey, surprise me mate
Femt
"I'd be fine with anything you might server me, madam. I'm sure you're far more interesting then that brute from before. You may call me Femt, F-E-M-T!" (The man takes a bow as he pronounces the letter in his name. He gives a devilish grin as he returns to his standing position.)
Reperzel
For the love of god...where gonna have another "oh look at me I'm strong, and am god, praise me" person, arnt we?
Reperzel
Or he's just gonna be a crazy person
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Femt
"God? Don't be silly. Even Gods want something and as long as you can provide them with what they want you can make a deal with them as well. Besides, I'm still a man of science. I believe in chaos rather than something like a God. That's why I'm the ruler of such a nonsensical and lawless land as this world. I'm its King of Depravity."
Reperzel
Oh, then ya a crazy man....good for ya...ya fuck
Femt
(The man laughs brashly as he takes a seat at the bar putting one leg over the other while he holds his cane of to the side.) "Good. I'd much rather be insane then whatever you might call yourself. Being normal or plain is so boring. I think I'd die of boredom if I was like that."
PKatherine
Kathrine seems a little squeamish as these people argue, sure she wasn't used to bar fights, if one broke out it might be bad for her, she then panickly shouts out Uhm! Please no fighting! I would have to pay property damage for that! As for your drinks they are right there! You might have been a little distracted sorry! Katherine then calms down a little and turns back to Femt, laughing awkwardly at the bow Oh! You don't have to be so formal with me! I don't even use my offical name! As for a drink.. PKathrine then takes the whisky, vodka abinstine concoction she brewed up and passes a glass of that to Femt I call this one! The... "Slapstick" yeah! Hope you enjoy! Kathrine then turns to Mara and frowns at her, she doesn't look right, maybe she needs to be cheered up Hey! Are you okay? Has it been a rough day for ya? Just spill your worries onto me dear! (Sorry if you didnt notice Rep/Mara, I edited my post to hand you drinks)
Reperzel
(He grabs the drink and chugs it down) OHHHHHH, THATS SOME STRONG SHIT
Reperzel
So..fent, right?, ya villain motto is: fuck it, I'm bored, cuz that's what I'm getting here
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Chihiro-Fujisaki
A man after my own heart. *Unbeknownst to most, Chihiro was sitting in one of the booths with his laptop and a glass of water* I can respect that.
Reperzel
Oh ya gotta be kidding me, two crazy people in one day....greeaaaaat
-Mara-
*Mara Gets up and takes the glass into her hands thanking PKkatherine for her service* “Really this makes my day thank you madam and don’t worry it’s...i’m just having a rough day is all but don’t worry about me really.” *she forms another weak smile to try and show gratitude but then quickly swifts to Zane and Femt again to address them both* “Boy you two are already at your throats pipe down the both of you. Your killing the mood as it is and I didn’t come here to listen to you two duke it out with words!” *She turns back to PKatherine with a chuckle* “I can see you have your hands full to but I promise I won’t make it any more difficult for nor will these chums either that’s Mara’s promise you hehe.
Chihiro-Fujisaki
I'm not crazy. I'm a realist. There's a big difference. It's not that hard.
Reperzel
Listen, I just meet ya person...soooo
Femt
(The man would take the drink with a smile. He would lean back until his head was lower than the chair as he takes a sip of the drink somehow without even spilling a drop.) "Delicious. It seems this bar has some good drinks at very least. Even if they are just human they're some of the best that humans have to offer on their own." (The man looks over to Rep as his smile shifts away.) "I suppose you could say that but I wouldn't call myself a villain. I'm more of an entertainer. A ruler over these twisted lands. I'm the one who sets the rules and then watches as people crack under them."
Chihiro-Fujisaki
Maybe you shouldn't call someone you just met crazy then. Just a thought. *Chihiro sips his water* Geez, you're gonna be even dumber than Hyde aren't you. Didn't even think that was possible, but I like surprises.
Reperzel
So... On the right we got a crazy "ruler" and a "normal" person on me left
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PKatherine
Kathrine giggles at Rep's response to the drink, maybe she did something good! Hehe! I'm glad you like it! I could always give you some more if you like, but you'll have to pay! 10 pancakes at least! Wait.. You don't use that do you... Um.. 1000 yen then! Kathrine then notices the person sitting there and freaks out a little, did they know she broke in? O-oh! Hello there! Would you like anything? I'm here to serve! However at one of Rep's comments, Kathrine acts hurt as she shyly cries out to him Wh-what..? Do you not like crazy Zane? I thought you would like a little crazy like me~ Kathrine then turns back to Mara with a concerned look, they seem hurt, and it's her duty to try and help! Don't be like that! Honest! If you need someone to talk to, I'll be there! Trust me on that alright? I wouldn't be so close to Pancake Knight if I didn't at least follow his principles! Oh sorry, you don't know who that is do you? My bad! Kathrine then laughs off her little mistake as she finally turns back to Femt, looking at him strangely, it sure was a special way to drink Even if they are human..? Oh! Are you not human? That's kinda cool! What are you exactly? Don't worry! I'm not exactly human either! I won't judge!
Chihiro-Fujisaki
Oh, I bet you have a few voices in your head. No-ones completely sane, after all. Everyone has a weakness. It's just finding it.
Senri_Suzuko
A girl dressed in grungy clothes enters the bar, casually taking a seat. It was hard to tell if she was meant to be here or not... Oi! this a new joint? you don't check ID's, right?
Reperzel
1st: here (he plays 1003 yen) and 2nd: depends on how crazy they are, if there absolutely, 100% batshit crazy, its a big no, but, if there normal and went that crazy, its fine
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Femt
"As I've said before, I'm the King of Depravity. What I am doesn't matter as long as it's amusing, right?" (The man would begin sitting upright as he laughs as if someone in the room just told a joke.) "Oh sorry, am I going to fast? Just tell me and I'll be sure to slow down so the less abnormal of you can understand me."
PKatherine
Kathrine hears the door open and turns to face Senri, looking puzzled at her I...D? Hmm, you mean Identification right? Uhm... No..? Why would we? Kathrine then looks around, well it was a bit late for ID anyways, although the sign behind her does say 18+... Nah, its fine
Reperzel
I just have the God of notes in my had...of he wants to
-Mara-
*When Pancake Knight was mentioned her eyes litghted up a but now there is a name that had some importance to her and struck some interested* “Pancake Knight?! You know the dude? Well there is a name I enjoy hearing we go back a bit for sure but how do you know him I ask? Well I mean he’s been everywhere compared to a shut in like me...But how has the old knight been doing?”
Chihiro-Fujisaki
Sounds like your the crazy one here. Not surprising in the least, though.
Reperzel
Ah...pk, i once beat his ass once when I was a snakipede a few months back..then inari came and beat my ass..sooo
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Femt
"Pancake...Knight? What a "unusual" name. What is this Pancake Knight like? Would they provide amusement?"
Senri_Suzuko
Ah, well atleast I'm that old. I'll have a champagne on the rocks. I'll tip you extra. Senri winked at Katherine. She's been watching too many yuri animes. She waves at Femt like an old friend, recognizing him from the TV game. It was fun, she thought. A fellow criminal in public is always a welcome sight.
Reperzel
Idk much bout him...all I know is that he has 2 jack frost, he has a lightsaber, and he has a fetish for pancakes
PKatherine
Kathrine takes the cash from Rep and pockets it, hey, everyone has to get cash somehow! She then pours another shot into a glass and slides it over, Oh I see! I hope I'm crazy enough for you~ Kathrine then smiles before hearing King of Depravity, what a weird name... King of Depravity? What is depravity? Is it a kingdom? I come from Pancake Land if that helps! Its a little back water compared to a place like this. But it's a nice kingdom! It sure is cool to have royalty in here! Kathrine then lights up to hear that another person has heard od PK, what a dream! Has his actions been recognized? Oh! You know him too?!? That's great! We lived in the same area! I kinda acted as a sister to him! We played games and chatted for ages! I haven't seen him in a long time though. He disappeared a while ago, no idea where he went.. But I'm sure he's out there! Saving damsels, changing lives! You know him! He's basically my hero and my brother! Maybe something a little more as well... Pancake Knight is... Well, somebody that wants to create a perfect world. He wants there to be no more crime or injustice. Believing that no matter how evil somebody is, they can always change for the better! He's a little clumsy and not very smart. But I know he will change the world!
Reperzel
Ayyy, black samu-IIII MEAN SENRI!
Chihiro-Fujisaki
From the description, I get that he's a naive idiot. Anyway, I'm bored now. *Chihiro picks up her laptop and leaves.*
PKatherine
Upon seeing the wink Katheine blushes a bit and tries to hide it with her hands, she wasn't used to being pursued, typically it was the other way around Will do! Just hold on, I need to find some rocks then! Kathrine then steps outside for a bit and collects some pebbles, throwing them into the bottle of champagne she had before mixing it up and pouring it rocks and all into a cup before placing it on Senri's table, and whispering in her ear A sweet drink, for a sweet girl~
Reperzel
And, kathey, ya good in my book (he says has he winks at kathey)
Femt
"Depravity isn't a place but a state of mind. I am the one who rules over that state of mind as a member of the thirteen kings. Of course, nobody here probably even knows what I mean. Pancake land? Hmmm. Maybe I should visit this land at some point. I'm sure it has interesting things as well. (The man would turn around and wave to Senri.) "Ah, Hello again. It's so rare to have someone who appreciates my games as much as I do. I never forget the ones who hold my interest." (The man does not wink. He has no eyes.)
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Latus
*Timidly, Latus enters.* I-is this place open?
Ohya
A divinie voice cuts through the room, the one who speaks cannot be seen. IT MEANS ICE YOU DILDO
Reperzel
Ay...other women, and as ya can see, we are
-Mara-
“Yeah that sounds like old PK trying to pursue his crazy dreams I got into some of his shenanigans when he would visit from his home land and he done his fair share of helping me, a shame you havn’t heard from him though would love to talk with him again and catch up on events.” *Mara lets out another sigh and drinks from her glass that may or may not be be champaign as she drinks from it but regardless she drinks and just stares at the floor lifeless and tiredly again.*
Reperzel
(He chugs down his drink, and slams the glass down, empty, that fast) ah..that's some good shit
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Latus
*Latus smiles, breathing a sigh of relief.* Oh, praise Netzah. I thought his blessings would leave me before I could get a drink.
Chie-Satonaka
A woman wearing a green and yellow jacket wanders into the building, she'd look around curiously at the gathered group... The girls seem normal enough, but a man in an iron mask? Some freak of nature who's 7 feet tall? The heck kinda place did she stumble into, regardless, Chie seats down at the bar and grins. She'd grimace a bit seeing actual rocks, however, geez Dojima-san would kill somebody for abusing liquor like that. "Hiya! So this place seems pretty new huh? Well, either way, I could use a good drink... Got any sake around here? That's my usual thing, but uh otherwise I'll take... Whisky I guess?" Chie shrugs to herself, she's no expert on booze or anything, but lord knows this crazy place has made her more than a bit wound up. She'd then look around the room again, smiling slightly despite the... Oddness, of some guests. "Oh, and in case anyone wondered, the name's Chie Satonaka. Nice to meet you guys I guess."
Senri_Suzuko
Senri is... Surprised by the unusual drink before her. She didn't want actual rocks... Still, after being smooth like a yuri protagonist and the girls whisper in her ear giving her a cheer, she couldn't refuse. Must be a lady even the face of the unexpected, like a true Phantom Thief; just like her beloved taught her. Thank you, miss~ Senri slips a 1000 yen bill into her collar as she leans in. Our secret. Senri tried to keep her cool as she sipped the champagne. The alcohol was good. The rocks made the taste... odd. But, it was from a cute girl and it was still champagne, so this was fine. She turned to Femt as she sat her glass down. Yes, you're quite the unique individual, aren't you? I too enjoy a little chaos. Though, I am but a lowly peasant and do not have the resources to spread it as you do. It is nice to see both ends of the spectrum, yes~? I believe we will play again in the future. Senri chuckled at the dramatic entrance of Chie. Hey there. I haven't seen you around. Hope you're not a narc. I'm Senri Suzuko. I'm a third year, but I'm actually 19. Been held back a few times. Nice to meet ya.
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Reperzel
Netzah?, isn't that a person from the Jewish thing kabblah?...or something like that
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Latus
Hmm? No, Netzah. He's the Emanation of Endurance, one of the great spirits. I'm... spiritual, you see. Eh heh heh. *Latus scratches the back of her head nervously.*
Reperzel
Ah...ya surprised anyone knows bout that?, i'm fan of mythology and stuff like that.. I have one my self called omukade
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Latus
You have a mythology called Omukade? That is... very confusing. One does not have a mythology, they have a heritage. Unless Omukade is your religion.
Reperzel
No...its a yo-kai....or in my case a "persona"
Femt
(The man looks around with one hand to his chin. He seems to be observing all within the area.) "It seems like this place has become a mix of fun and unique." (The man looks to Katherine, Senri, and Latus.) "And boring and plain." (The man looks to Rep, Chie, and Mara.) "I'm honestly conflicted as to whether I should stay or go. A part of me kind of wants to see what happens next but a part of me is growing bored."
PKatherine
Kathrine blushes again at Rep's advances, speaking to herself as he does My my! Assaulted on both side by cuties~ Nodding at Femt now, she tries to understand it, but its mostly going over her head Yeah.. I'm a bit of a simpleton! I never payed attention in school. Much preferred having fun! Kinda like you hm? Its a good place ol' Pancake Land! Much different from here! Kathrine then notices the door open again and waves to the new person Hello there! Its open! Come have a seat! I'll be helping you today! What would you like? Just tell Sister Kathrine~ Kathrine then freezes up upon hearing the ghostly voice of beer, spooky, at any rate back to Mara Mmhhmm! He always does his best! Never one to settle for even 99%! I wish I had more tales, but other then our childhood, I don't have much to go on sorry! Kathrine then sees the flash of green and nods, taking a bottle of... Something written in moonspeak, and a bottle of whisky, throwing them together and rolling the drink over to Chie Yep! Here you are Chie! The name is Katherine! I hope we become good friends! Kathrine then pays attention to Senri again, she was always up for a battle of charm, biting her lower lip as she takes the bill, slipping it into her pocket as she blows a small kiss, before she whispers back Mm! Our secrect~ it's much more fun to have something be hidden isn't it? Kathrine then moves back behind the counter and enters the back room, yelling out before disappearing Well! I'll be back here! Don't be too crazy alright? I have things to do! Your lovely hostess will be back soon!
-Mara-
*Taken back by Chie’s pumped up nature at first Mara quickly beings to greet this friendly face just to ease her down a bit hopefully but it’s already pointless drinking and resting has been taken by all these visitors even if she denies it* “Well somebody seems to be eager as ever. Nice to meet you Chie names Mara hope you arn’t going to cause a ruckus compared to some of the other visitors here hehe...”
PKatherine
Oh! I forgot to mention! Feel free to make your own stuff in my absence! Its 1000 yen for each drink though! Have fun, and don't die!
Reperzel
Hehe...she's a lovely one, ain't she?, and I barely say that, the ones here in the nexus I'm attracted to is aki and kathey being honest
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Femt
(The man then proceeds to set a bottle onto the counter as he begins to take his leave.) "Well, I think I'll be going home now. But I'll leave you all with a gift. Perhaps you'll learn the perks of giving into depravity." (The man leaves just as fast as he entered. The bottle he left behind was a type of alcohol written in a foreign language the likes of which nobody has seen before. The liqueur inside would seem to be boiling constantly and the effects would no doubt be drastic if anyone were to drink it. Not only was the alcohol content incredibly high but it would cause the body to rapidly heat up. In some instances steam would begin pouring out of all orifices of the individual. Nobody, however, could possibly know this as the man has already left.)
-Mara-
“I call claiming the weird bottle!” *Mara Yells as she snatches the bottle and brings it to her seat so she can examine the strange foreign bottle*
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Reperzel
Sigh...ya shouldn't do it...I'll kill ya something like that... I bet ya it will
Latus
*Latus watches Femt leave* What a frightful man. I... No, I'll leave that decision up to you. I trust you have enough wisdom to make the right choice here.
Reperzel
Hes just crazy..like most ppl here
Chie-Satonaka
Chie stares at Femt as he leaves, a glare crossing the woman's face as she wonders what exactly he's playing at with that bottle, seems like bad news to say the least. By the time he's gone, she'd speak up with her thoughts on the man. "Geez, that guy's something else... And that booze seems like some kinda weird magic thing or something, doesn't it? Somehow I don't think drinking it would be a smart idea, but that's just me." She'd then turn back to Kath and grab the bottles, taking hold of them with lightning reflexes and a grin on her face, she'd toss 2000 yen down onto the counter before cracking open the sake and taking a swig from the bottle with a grin on her face, turning back to Mara and shrugging. "Well... I can't deny that I'm known to start something now and then, but I'm not really looking for a fight right now. Hardly the place after all, so nah I won't start trouble less somebody else does."
Reperzel
(He glances over at chie) ah...if it ain't the one who's part of the detective group with yu, kanji, noato, and the red girl with the fans....oh..and the brown hairs guy who's the punching bag of the group...and that teddie bear thing.. He's weird
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-Mara-
*She scoffed at Zane’s comment* “Oh relax you would drink this off the bat anyway I just wanna examine it. I mean if he’s gonna leave it here and make it all mysterious and stuff may as well take a look and I defiantly won’t drink from it!” *She then turns to Chie after he comment* “Good that leaves one less person to cause some chaos and give me a headache after this rough day....now onto what’s real important what the hell was he trying to do with this here bottle. I’m gonna need a glass or something. *Mara then gets up and looks for the nearest glass to pour the contents of the bottle into*
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Latus
W-wait. You're n... rrgh. *Latus bites her lips.* Nope. Can't interfere.
Reperzel
Kanji is my personal favorite outta ya group...but ya cool to
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Latus
*LAtus shakes her head, muttering under her breath* Binah and Chokmah's gifts missed this one, didn't they? Poor human.
-Mara-
*After finding a glass Mara begins to pour the contents of the bottle into it the liquid still keeps boiling and remains hot this is unlike any kind of booze she drank before it’s almost tempting but still does not explain what the drinks is all about other then it’s a trap no doubt* “This is unlike anything i’ve ever seen before. Wonder what brewing black market the dude had to go to get his hand on this concution this is major potent and pretty dangerous. So who wants to be the sacrifice.”
Starwaddle
*Star walks in and takes a seat* Hmm, no bartender? Meh. I'll be the sacrifice. Give it here.
PKatherine
*Kathrine steps out from the back room with a worried face and notices the booze, it was a bar right? Its fine if she gets drunk, she then takes a cup from Mara and downs the entire thing, feeling very... Warm Ahh... That's a lot different from the stuff back home... Heheh! Hey Mara~ you look... Pretty... Hot! Hehe! *Kathrine then giggles to herself uncontrollably as steam rises from her, just uncontrollable laughter and heat, she then tries to control herself as she turns to the new orange haired person H-hello! How are you? I'm Kathrine! Hehe! Kathrine! An-anyways what would you like? I own this town! Its all mine~
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Reperzel
Ah crap....I'll dig the grave
Latus
That was... stupid.
Starwaddle
...is there any more? I wanna see what that shit can do to me.
Reperzel
Oh thank god kathey didn't hear me..
-Mara-
*Mara instantly grabs the drink away from PKatherine but it was to late anyway* “AWW PISS I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID SACRIFICE!” *Mara leaves the cursed glass asides and runs to get a new glass of water to give to PKatherine while standing by her side* “God Damn you just got yourself in a heap of trouble you idiot though I guess that makes this booze pretty cool if this is what it can do. Wait not now somebody is literally on overload.”
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Latus
*Latus looks at the bottle.* Hey tall guy. Take a sip.
Starwaddle
Okay I'll wait, just make sure to pour me a glass of that stuff when she's not drunk as fuck. *Pulls out her phone and starts reading about different kinds of alcoholic beverages.*
Reperzel
Ya know what?, screw it (he quickly grabs the bottle and chugs it alll down, every.last.sip.) done.
PKatherine
Kathrine laughs at the remarks and tries to forcibly take the bottle from Mara, snarling at Star a little before hugging the neck of it, even if Mara doesn't let go Hehe! Noooope! It's all mine~ I wanna drink the entireeee thing! Hehe! Your free to have just a little though~ Here! Hehe! Kathrine then tries to pour just a little into a cup before throwing it at Star, turning to Zane and going silent, walking up to him and moving extremely close up in his face, the warmth from her skin radiating Hehe~ I hear everything sweetie~ don't go cheating on me now! Your all mine~
Reperzel
OH...UMMMMM...(he blushes like a cherry) a-alright
Latus
*Latus swipes the bottle before Zane can drink more than a sip.* I said sip it. Not kill yourself. Jesus.
-Mara-
*Mara yanks the bottle out of Zane before he could finish it all* “Hands off bottle sucker I need to find out what the hell this is and all of you are not helping! Oh expect for the orange hair girl keep searching up foreign alchoholic beverages okay.” *She then faces PKatherine* “I mean you’re almost drunk dead but...don’t you dare die on me anyway if the Scottish survived so can you!”
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Reperzel
Ay, it didn't tatse that bad
Starwaddle
*takes the cup mid-air* Okay. I'll just work a little magic and make more of this shit. *Pulls out a small bottle and pours the drink inside, closes and opens the bottle, and drinks from it like an endless amount of alcohol is being poured from the tiny bottle...which it is.* Ahh... that's fuckin great, mate! Oh shit I think I'm starting to trip. Yup, I'm tripping balls! This was a horrible idea! I love it!
Chie-Satonaka
Chie sighs and looks at the now drunken girl, well that's one way to test this stuff... Jesus Christ, now she's just trying to be as over-the-top as possible with it huh? Kids these days. "Really guys? Really, now you people are trying to drink something that makes you start steaming... Am I the only one who thinks that idea is slightly bad? Granted it's the exact kinda stupid adventure I might get into anyway, but still." She'd turn to Star and slap her forehead, groaning as the girl downs what is god only knows how much of an absurdly strong booze. It's like asking to die, but not like can do anything now...
Latus
*Latus sighs, holding her face in her hands* I'm about to be babysitting a number of drunk, human, toddlers aren't I? Oh, Malkuth, great spirit of the kingdom. Give me strength
Reperzel
Ay, I'm scottish, ya get drunk 99.9% of the time
Starwaddle
Ow! I said I'm tripping, not drunk! Oh wait there it goes. Hehehehe! I haven't ben durnk in fiv yars! Fuck yeah! Wooooooo! *Her face is entirely red as she stares at a corner in the bar like it's the most important thing she's ever seen.*
-Mara-
*Mara Twitches a bit as she watches Star fall a curse to the contents of the bottles and is fed up with this so she grabs the bottle and holds on to it with a serious grip* “No more I say! No goddamn more of you drunken fools I need to figure out how to reverse this a cursed drink!” *Mara runs off into the back of the booth trying to stay as far away from the others so nobody touches the bottle.” “Chie! Latus! keep them safe please i’ll figure out how to undo this...hopefully.” *Now Mara is in a panic and proceeds to bang her heads on the booths counter trying to think of something*
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Reperzel
Ay, I'm not drunk
PKatherine
Hehe! No running away now! Your my property and my toy~ Kathrine then laughs to herself again before moving back to Mara, tilting her head Scottish? Who are those? I failed all my classes! I'm one big failure! Hehe! But that's fine~ I'll be okay as long as I'm surrounded by cuties like you~ Are you seeing anybody Mara? Kathrine then sees the bottle emptying out more and tries to take some more, however she begins to sober up a little with the glass of water Mara hands her, but in her drunken haze she spills most of it on herseld and Mara Aiyaya... Now I'm all wet... This is no good. I suppose it'll be fine if we are together right? Tell me if we are? Then we can both forget about our problems~ Kathrine waves off their concerns though like it's only a slight inconvenience, sobering up to a manageable level, but still very hot No worries~ I'm used to this kind of stuff~ in my line of work. You have to do anything you can! Money is so hard to come by now a days though.
Latus
Can you undo drunkness? Well anyway, miss Chie. We should probably keep them away from sharp objects and each other and...uh.... I don't know what to do, do you?
Amagi_Yukiko
{Yukiko enters the establishment, wishing to perhaps take a look at the decor inside, however, upon entering and noticing the group of people getting drunk, she slowly backs away} Perhaps I'll come back at another time, it does look like a decent place...
Reperzel
I got 2 million yen in my bank from a god
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Starwaddle
Wheehehe! This is awesome! Yeah! Immortality sucks! You can't even get drunk by normal booze! I'll take the cursed shit any day! But if it was super sweet, dude, just...yes, give it! I'll be drunk all fucking day and cause so much fucking insanity! *Pulls out a gun and shoots herself in the head a few times (to little effect) before putting it away* And now I am the depressed! Not being able to die sucks sometimes!
Reperzel
Yesh....
Note-God
"That's me!" Notes come flying into the bar,making up a humanoid body.
Latus
D-don't die, Lady insanity. And please get rid of that gun. This is getting tiring already. I may have to break my forbiddance of alcohol after this.
Reperzel
Ay, note god, my man/god, how ya doing?
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Starwaddle
I! Can't! Die! And it sucks! I think the booze is getting to me! Wait...yup! All motor skills are fucked! *She bangs her head on the counter and passes out. She'll be fine... probably.*
Chie-Satonaka
Chie chuckles, undo it? There's only one way to undo any liquor isn't there? As for what to do... Well, ice might get the job done if she really felt like it. "Could always freeze them in place. That's an option for me, but uh I'd prefer to avoid resorting to that really." She just bangs her head against a table upon seeing the gun come out, part of her is considering trying to take the damm thing... But Star not dying after the first shot convinces her to leave things be. "Please don't shoot yourself anymore, I don't care if you don't die it's gonna scare people. And it's loud, and it could hit me, or somebody else, just stop."
Reperzel
Well, that sure as hell happened
PKatherine
Kathrine freezes upon seeing the gun, then diving behind the counter and yelling to Mara Ah! Protect me Mara! I don't wanna die yet! I've got so much to live for! Kathrine then gets up slowly after the gun shots die down, taking a few deep breaths as she takes a cold towel and cools herself off Ah.. That was scary.. Is it just me or is it really hot?
Note-God
"I'm doing just fine,or at least I was before I saw this chick shooting herself."
Reperzel
It was hot for me~ (wink)
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Reperzel
And paper man, she was drunk as alllllll balllllls, sooo
Latus
So are you, talking to yourself like you are. Now please behave until we sort this out.
Note-God
"Uhuh." "So I can assume you're drunk too?"
Reperzel
Surprisingly, no
-Mara-
*Trying to ignore everything that is going on here Mara focuses on trying to break down the alchohol possiibly and prepare glasses of water for the three drunken fools to gulp up* “The hell am I stuck with this duty god I have the worst lucky! AGHHHH Oleum Gog!” *On these words a Giant Robot starts to form behind her. Her derelict Oleum Gog which looks like a mix between a chameleon and a human yet rusted all over and has a chain hook attached to it’s right shoulder giving a freashish vibe. Regardless of appearance she instantly starts giving commands to it* “Gog help a Chum out and start pouring like we’re at gunpoint got it and serve it to anyone who can’t count to 12!” *She points to Catherine, Zane, and Star to which Gog gets right to serving the three with cold beverages of water to help get them under control. Mara is still at a lost on how do undo this madness*
Starwaddle
*a knife is suddenly stuck in the back of Star's head, waking her up* Ow...at least it wasn't an ax this time. Oh God the hangover is starting. Pain. *Takes the glass and downs it all in one sip.* That kinda helped...thanks...
Reperzel
(He once again chugs down The water down) mm...ahhhh
Note-God
"What is wrong with you people..."
Reperzel
everything paper man....everything...
Latus
Who are you talking to?
Note-God
"And they call me the crazy asshole..."
Reperzel
The note god...that's who I'm talking tk
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Starwaddle
I'm the goddess of insanity and general chaos. Ask a stupid question, get an obvious answer. There's a god here made of notes.
Latus
The...what? *Latus shakes her head* Drunken fool.
Note-God
The Note Man's notes disperse and start surrounding Latus. "It's me,dumbass."
Reperzel
I'm not drunk...its the god of notes women
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Latus
*Latus continues to completely ignore the notes and sits down* There's no such thing.
Reperzel
DO U YA NOT SEE THE NOTES?!!!
Starwaddle
Dude, when you've seen the stuff I have, you don't question things that don't exist, because chances are they do exist.
Note-God
One of the notes flies into Latus' mouth.
Latus
*Latus catches the note and turns it into dust* There is one true God. He is not made of notes.
Reperzel
oh my fucking god, lemme guess ya a Jesus freak?....greaaaaat
Latus
No. Jesus is something else entirely. I'm... spiritual. That's all.
Reperzel
Yeah yeah, there basically the same
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Latus
No, there's a major difference. Not that I'd expect a fil... *Latus stops herself.* Regardless, seems you've sobered up at least. That's good.
-Mara-
*Finally in a stroke of genius Mara gets an idea she quickly calls back Oleum and gives him a new set of glasses only this time they got a special surprise in them* “I have come to one conclusion on how to reverse the effects of this drink efficiently I know it’s drastic but... we’re gonna give them glasses of water that have roofies inside them because roofies can solve these kinds of problems all the time anyway.” *Mara banking on this once chance preps another few glasses of water and has the roofies dissolve in them (Please stop asking where I got them) after a good stir she hands them to Oleum and makes him do another distribution to Star, Zane, and PKatherine hopefully when they drink this the roofies will kick in they pass out and wake up back to normal*
Reperzel
(He chugs it alllll down) hm...taste nice
PKatherine
Katherine looks at the drink Mara gave her and smiles, drinking it and getting sleepy Ooh, this feels weird... H-hold me Mara... Katherine then tries to get close to Mara before collapsing asleep, snoring happily
Reperzel
(He quickly grabs kathey, and puts her on his back, and then outta nowhere a blanket is on her) hehe
Starwaddle
*downs the drink in a single sip...and suddenly gets decapitated.* Welp, I should have seen this one coming. *Grabs her head and puts it back on.* At least I don't have a hangover anymore.
Reperzel
Man....she's hot...why did I say that...?
Note-God
"You're all idiots." The notes form back into a body.
Reperzel
But she probabaly heard....shiiiiiiiiit
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-Mara-
“Could not agree with you More Note-God.” *Mara took a sip from a champagne bottle as she watch her illegal justice drugs work their magic....truly the most heroic of feats know to Nexus probably not*
Note-God
"Gimme a drink." "Without the roofies."
Reperzel
Wow, surprising pieces of paper can drink
Starwaddle
I think I'm going to head back to my shrine. Later guys. *Gets up off her seat and walks out of the bar.*
Reperzel
See ya star
-Mara-
“Well I got nothing else to do and the owner is still knocked out from roofies so sure.” *Mara grabs a nice new bottle of Scrumpy and pours it into a long cylinder glass to serve to Note-God* “I appologise on behave of all of us here for the chaotic opening hehe but what can you d the Nexus is chalk full of insanity at this point.” *She chuckles to herself and then goes to lean against the booth keeping the foreign bottle in her reach and waiting for everyone to fully recover*
Note-God
"Thanks." The Note God's paper body seems to glitch.
Reperzel
Hm..that's weird (katheys sleeping body is still on Zane's back)
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Note-God
A loud screetching noise is heard.
Starwaddle
*from way in the distance, a voice can be heard* That's what I'm here for! Goddess of insanity and general chaos, folks!
Reperzel
WELL GOOD FOR YA MATE
Note-God
The screetching get louder.
Reperzel
OWWWWW, ME FUCKIN' EARS
Note-God
The screetching reaches it's peak. A blinding light shines from The Note Man.
Reperzel
AHHHHHH, THE FUUUUCK
Latus
False gods will always meet damnation. It's his will, after all.
Note-God
It all stops suddenly. In The Note Man's place is a teenage boy with white hair.
Reperzel
Woah..that's....wow
-Mara-
“That’s enough drugs for me for one day but let me know if Katherine there gets any better!” *Mara leaves the area with Oleum and goes to find a better place to rest*
Note-God
"Oh no dearie,I assure you that you haven't taken anything." The Note ManThe Boy smiles as he takes a sip of his drink.
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Reperzel
WA-WAIT, THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE NOTE GOD!?!?
Note-God
"Don't worry pal,i'm just an...Avatar of your dear friend." The boy continues sipping.
Latus
False gods always has a physical source. I found it.
Reperzel
Wait...so ya Saying the note god is DEAD?..or no?
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Note-God
"Oh no,he just had to attend some..." The boy briefly looks traumatised. "Business..."
Reperzel
Um...k then.?
Note-God
He shudders. "Anyway,I believe you're the guy The Boss is staying with?"
Reperzel
Uhhh...boss?-oh yeah names Zane, Zane Thomas Mayhew, but most people call me rep
Note-God
"Good to know,The Boss didn't really give me your name." "He told me to look for the-And I quote..." He clears his throat. "Big,monkey looking retard with a sword so big that he's obviously compensating for something."
Reperzel
Yeah, I notices he treats mortals like shit...by who cares....he got this far
Note-God
"Yeah,he doesn't really like you people." "He says you're like legos that actively chase him so that he steps on you."
Reperzel
Wow...that's a new one....tell em i like that one...
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Note-God
"I will." "All in all,he hates you with a passion and only tolerates you because you're easy to fuck with and give him power."
Reperzel
Ok.
Latus
You need a better god. Maybe one that's an actual God...
Note-God
"Anyway,he says that the time is approaching." "Fatass is starting to get more annoying." "You're gonna have to go on an extermination mission soon enough." The teen turns to face Latus,putting on a smile. "Oh,won't you stop?" "It's a shame to see one as cute as you be so stuck in you beliefs."
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Reperzel
Ok.
Note-God
"So yeah,that's that." He downs his drink. "Good shit..."
Reperzel
That's what I said
Latus
My beliefs are the truth. You wouldn't know because you're stuck in your ways of mindlessly obeying a false god.
Note-God
"Mindlessly obeying him?" "Oh no,dearie." He is clearly amused. "He's an asshole." "It just so happens that he's a powerful asshole." "He leads,I follow and then I get rewarded." "Advantageous deal for all of us,wouldn't you say?"
Reperzel
Yeah, true
Latus
So you follow him to satisfy your own petty greed? I should have expected as much from... *Again, Latus stops herself. She steadies her breathing*
Reperzel
Listen, IDC what ya believe in, as long as ya don't shove it all down my throat, Im fine
Note-God
"No,actually." "If I didn't follow him,then i'd be long dead or imprisoned." "Things aren't as peaceful as you think up in the Heavenly Realms." "Some asshole just had to start doing some shit,and the another asshole had to continue it and so on." "And now,there's war." The Boy shrugs. "I might be powerful,but even I can't save myself in that chaos." "The name Apollo doesn't mean much to you mortals now." "So,I gotta go with the flow to survive." Apollo shrugs once again.
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Reperzel
Also true
Latus
*Latus gets up and begins to leave* Then you've never been to heaven. Perhaps you follow a devil instead of God.
Reperzel
By by, come back again
Apollo
"Do I?" "It doesn't matter much these days." "Not that you'd know much." Apollo smiles once again. He then turns to face Zane. "I'm honestly surprised she didn't even bother to call me a heretic." "Most people who refuse to believe the truth do."
Reperzel
Meh...people now and days are beyond defensive
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Apollo
Apollo starts a magic fire in his right hand and starts playing around with it. "Anyway,what have you been doing lately?"
Reperzel
Not much really, got the bartender on my back, think she "loves" me or some thing... But I won't say no to that, hahah!
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Apollo
"You do know this chick stole your wallet at least once,right?" Apollo seems more amused than before. Somehow.
Reperzel
Eh, I useally have 2 of everything.....like two kindys....or livers...
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Apollo
"Well,you being an inhuman abomination aside,2 wallets or not,they still have money inside them." Apollo leans up against the bar.
Reperzel
Ah don't worry, I still have my 2 million yen I got from ya boss (he says as he plays his banjo softly)
Apollo
"True,The Boss is surprised you haven't thrown it all away on whatever you throw your money on." The Sun God yawns.
Reperzel
Yeah, me to mate
Apollo
"Welp,i'm bored." Apollo gets up. "Isn't there anything to do in this place?"
Reperzel
well, we can drunk as all balls?
Apollo
"I'm no Dionysus but I can still drink you under the table." "And to be honest,I don't wanna deal with that." "But,if you insist,we can have a drinking contest."
Reperzel
I'm half Scottish...try me mate
Apollo
"Ha!" "The fucking scots have nothing on me." Apollo walks up to Katherine and shakes her. "Wake up."
Reperzel
SCOTLAND FOREVER
Apollo
Apollo flips Zane off. "Fuck off,mate." He shakes Katherine more. "Wake the fuck up!"
Reperzel
AH, WELL AWAY AN BOIL ON YER HEAD
Apollo
"I don't know what the fuck you just said but it doesn't matter much now." He slaps Katherine. "Wake up."
Reperzel
Which if ya didnt know, is one of The many ways in Scotland to say fuck off
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Apollo
"Interesting,though unecessary." "In most places,we just say 'Fuck off' but to each's own,I guess." Apollo moves behind the bar and starts mixing drinks. "Anyway,what happened to your deli?"
Reperzel
Some metaled balled ya bas (which is Scottish for bastard) named inzani took it
Apollo
Apollo raises an eyebrow,weirded out. "Uhuh..." He clears his throat and finishes the drink. He then pulls out a couple bottles of rum and whiskey,pouring them in as well. He grabs two shot glasses and fills them,giving one to Zane. "Bottoms up,bitch." Apollo downs the drink in one go.
Reperzel
(He chugs down the drink) ohhhh, this is gonna be fun!
Apollo
"I call it the Innocence-Destroyer for the shit that it'll do to you." Apollo refills the glasses and goes to drink his,befor stopping and pulling out another 4 glasses,filling them as well. He hands 2 to Zane. "Going one by one is too slow." The Sun God quickly drinks all 3 of his glasses.
Reperzel
(He drinks the 2 at the same time) WOOOOO
Apollo
Refilling the glasses,Apollo follows suit,drinking 2 glasses at the same time. "I love that burn as it goes down..." "And it's not just cause i'm a Sun God." He continues refilling.
Reperzel
(He keeps on drinking, and only getting slightly drunk) GAOD....SUN...WOOOOOOO
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Apollo
Seemingly unphased,Apollo continues drinking,only adding more and more alcohol. "This brings back memories."
Reperzel
(He keeps on drinking, and keeps on getting more drunk) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BEER, ..THAT THING...I...T HELPS ALLL TH...ings
Apollo
Apollo's face is red. "It-Hic-It does?" "Never liked it much." Apollo is obviously inebriated,though nowhere near Zane's level.
Reperzel
WEALLL, WHHHHHYI Y-HIC-,A DRANKING IT YEAEEE BAMPOT!!!
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Apollo
"You make no-Hic-no fucking sense,you fucking scot." Apollo continues drinking heavily.
Reperzel
WHIY ISSSSSS GOAbD SUN DRANKI IN FRANT OF HIC...MORTALLLL!...that..make non sense
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Apollo
"BECAUSE-HIC-FUCK YOU,THAT'S WHY!"
Reperzel
WEALLLLLLLL FACK YIO TO, THE SAUIN JUST GAOVE ME FAXKING SANBRUNS....BEER
Apollo
"WELL,IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A LIGHT SKINNED LITTLE-HIC-BITCH,MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE AS MUCH OF A PROBLEM FOR YOU!" Apollo starts drinking more than ever before.
Reperzel
(He just keeps on chugging down in the alcohol) WELLX IFTS I-HIC-YOU DUN GAOD, I COULD BE THE (double middle figures him) ILLLLL BEA FACK YOU GAOD..THAOTS GOD BEM
Apollo
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING,YOU ILLITERATE BITCH?!" Apollo abandons the now finished alcohol he prepared and goes to the shelves,pulling out anything and everything he can find,downing it quickly.
Reperzel
THAI WPRDS OI SAID WAS: FACK YOIU