[insert deli name here]
<i>A second note comes out of Reperzel's other trouser.</i>
'I HAVE SENT YOU THIS MONEY'
'DESPITE BEING A HORRIBLE PERSON,YOU HAVE BEEN TREATED UNFAIRLY'
'NORMALLY,IT WOULD BE MY JOB TO GIVE YOU A MAGIC WEAPON,A PURPOSE THAT WOULD ULTIMATELY GRANT YOU GREAT FAME AND EVEN GREATER RICHES ALONG WITH YOUR TORMENTRORS' WEAKNESSES'
'HOWEVER,YOU ARE A DICK'
'SO YOU ONLY GET SOME SPARE CASH TO FIX YOUR LIFE UP'