Day 8: The Storm - Phansite Archive

-Despair-

Day 8: The Storm

(Time 8:00 AM) *Despair woke up, and got ready since today is the "storm" that the note told her about... Despair left her apartment and once she was outside, she saw a bunch of assassins ready to kill her* Well shit.. *Thirty minutes later* *Dead assassins were lying everywhere... some missing some body parts but you can bet that their was blood everywhere* *Despair snapped the last assassin's neck before noticing a helicopter about to shoot her* Oh not today *Despair took out her pistol and shot the helicopter pilot, soon the helicopter crashed into the ground before exploding* Fucking hell... guess that's just the fucking beginning... dear god, I think this is happening everywhere here... fuck *Despair could hear people screaming, guns begin fired, buildings exploding* Why is my life

Silver_The_Hedgehog

[A silver hedging floats down from the sky above and stares at despair with anger.] "It's time for your rampage to end! These people! All the lives you've taken! I won't let you get away with this!" [Silver then lifts Despair up and tosses them through the air before repeating this action forever and ever in some kind of infinite loop.] "It's no use!"

The_Prophet

*Eis watches from nearby, a smirk on his face* This is going well.

Fat_Albert

*Fat Albert floats above where Silver throws Despair and he keeps hitting Despair with his keyblade, knocking him back down to Silver, making it like a game of baseball or something of the sort* Hey hey hey, I'm ending the gay!

-Despair-

*As he was pretty much getting played like a fucking tenist ball... Despair took out his pistol and fire at a fighter plane and it begins to crash near Silver... if Silver dodges or trys to grab it, it will give Despair the chance to run and hopefully out of this town but hes not going to leave here alone, he was going to have to save some people since PLOT*

(edited by -Despair-)

Zanza

*WORLD REFORMING HAS BEGUN*

The_Prophet

Hello, again Zanza. How are you today? *Eis watches the chaos from a vantage point above the action*

Silver_The_Hedgehog

[Silver would project a force field around themselves to brace for the impact of the plane. After taking the impact the force field would break as Silver kneels on the ground exhausted.] "But...it was supposed to be no use..." [Seeing as it was some use Silver would begin to fly away.]

Zanza

"The future will begin to change how I see fit!" *The entire area turns into pure machines and the people are transformed into Mechanical Soldiers*

Splat_Tim

Tim, Splat Tim arrives on scene and slaps Despair. He then does a backflip onto a speeding truck and leaves the scene

Robo-Fortune

ooc: http://i.imgur.com/PS9Kvx2.jpg

Note-God

Millions of yellow notes fly into the area from an unknown, eldritch realm. "RECYCLE PAPER MOTHERFUCKERS!"

-Despair-

Fuck it *Restarting RP*

Fat_Albert

*Fat Albert resists the restart.* Hey hey hey, that's gay.

The_Prophet

*Eis negates the restart* I'm just standing here anyway.

-Despair-

*Despair walks away from the area to a new one*

Note-God

More notes come flying in, surrounding Despair. "Your fuckery has gone on for too long!"

Splat_Tim

Tim, Splat Tim appears in front of Despair and smacks him once again before backfliping onto a jetski and driving off One cannot reset events that are already written in history young one.

Kokichi

Kokichi quickly attachs something on the back of Despair and goes as far from them as he can. What did i just give you? You might be asking, but it's a bomb of course! And it's going to explode in.... 3 2 1 ....... That was a lie. I mean the bomb is real and everything but i'm not really sure on when it's going to go off. Oh well, that was surely not important. Goodbye! As soon as he arrived he takes off and some minutes later the bomb will explode.

-Despair-

*Despair was alreary deep in the city... and please stop ruining this please*

Note-God

"We didn't ruin it, you did." An evil laugh rings out, followed by coughing.

-Diego_Brando-

[A blonde haired man with a dinosaur tail runs around the area and starts ruining things]

(edited by -Diego_Brando-)

-Despair-

*RP? END*

Chihiro-Fujisaki

Hey, look. Ouma did something right. How surprising. Shame the same can;t be same about the person called "Despair". Seriously, how prentious can you get.

Splat_Tim

Tim, Splat Tim lights up a light blue cigarette This world is ruined kid, theres no way for one to stop ruining this. Its just something you must accept. Tim, Splat Tim then slaps Despair once before backfliping onto his golden rainmaker and blasting off in a shower of Light blue paint. The area where Tim, splat Tim blasted off is now destroyed with light blue paint. Some even hits Despair

Note-God

The notes start dissapearing, though a faint voice can be heard. "Reverse traps are gay too..."

The_Batter

Incorrect. Traps are not gay. Even reverse ones.

Ganvaruto

GV sees the bodies of the dead assasins, "...What's going on?" He ponders this as he runs forth towards the scene

Note-God

"Wrong, reverse traps are super gay and normal ones are even gayer."

The_Batter

Then I, and the entire Internet will be gay

Note-God

"Fine by me."