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The Fighting City
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQniHaqAr3M
*Naby was driving on his Harley Davidson that has a sidecar with something covered in it, he was driving on a highway in the middle of the city and beings to drive closer to a group of van's and motorcycles*
*Naby took the cover off of the sidecart and reveal it was filled with a bunch of guns, he took out an grenade launcher and shoots one of the vans before throwing the launcher in the head of one of the motorcycles, a bunch of dead guys with guns came out of the destroyed van as naby took out an sub machine gun and begins to shoot the other motorcycles as the city starts to blow up*
*The highway bridge begins to break down, some of the vans, cars, motorycles fell and blew up. Naby drove closer to the frount of the group and fired on of the van's drives making the van soon trip over and blowing up behide Naby*
*Naby destoryed the last van before looking under the highway to see another group of vans with the same logo as the vans and motorcycles he destroy. Sighing, Naby drove his motorcycle off of the bridge landing one of the vans, he would shoot his sub machine gun in the van before driving off it as it blows up and getting crushed by one of the falling building parts*
*Naby kept driving at the vans while shooting them before all of the vans drove into a glass building, Naby looked around to see everyone was fighting, Naby was took off of his motorcycles and the hijacker drove away not before naby shot the sidecar off*
*Naby got up and went to the sidecar, he threw his gun into the stomach of a person before grabbing the rest of his guns + his chainsaw
Fucking hell, just one day I wish I can easily take one of those fucking criminals that are on my list
A trip to a different city seemed helpful, but that was not the case when Damon arrived. He sighs and taps his cane against the ground, then slowly walks towards Naby. Something shifts behind himself, and what appears to be a large plush wolf pops up. Its cream and blue patches and button eyes give it an almost comical look. Damon lets it put on his top hat, then finally speaks up.
So is there a reason for all this destruction?
There's a subtle change in the atmosphere.
*Naby would look at Damon*
Well I was trying to stop a very evil criminal before they could blow up the city, I failed since I attacked the distraction team and now the whole city is fighting
*As he talked he started the chainsaw and cut a man in half before that man could attack*
Unfortunately, the chainsaw bounces harmlessly off the man. Damon waggles a finger.
Sorry, but this is a no-fighting zone. Cry Wolf makes sure of that.
The "toy" wolf nods, still keeping that stitched-up grin.
But now I'm curious. You said something about... blowing up the city? Are there bombs scattered around, or have they already gone off?
*The random man would keep trying to hit naby but since the wolf made sure no fighting was happening it just bounced*
Ok, now I know I dont need to use any weapons until that wolf is gone, good to know
And they already went off and the fucking bastard got away since someone stole my fucking motorcycle
That's a shame... Who is this man? And what's the license number of the motorcycle? I'll need to know that when contacting the authorities.
Damon pulls out a cell phone, but then gives the random man a look.
Please stop doing that. Cry Wolf's protection defends everyone here, so your efforts are useless.
I forgot his fucking name and dont worry I have more motorcycles
*Naby took out a button and press it... meanwhile in the forest, a motorcycle blows up*
Now, I have this scroll it tells me where the criminal is, how it does that well its made of magic that... a "god" gave me, I don't want to say his name
How you forgot the name of the criminal you're chasing, I don't know. But I'll chalk it up to pure incompetence.
Damon puts the phone away. He speaks while scratching Cry Wolf behind the ears.
So where is he?
A small, cat-like creature jumps down from a nearby rooftop. No one's sure how long its been watching. The creature stretches out its front paws as its voice echoes in the heads of those nearby
That was a waste of a motorcycle. Unless you're trying to burn down the forest, but that would also be a massive waste of resources. I would advise against such foolhardy actions in the future
Hundreds of yellow notes fly in, surrounding Naby, Damon and Kyubey. An ethereal voice is heard from seemingly nowhere.
"Wow, you really managed to fuck this up, didn't you?"
*Naby would take a very demonic looking scroll that's on fire and he would look at it*
By the looks of things, he's still in town maybe going to his bunker to get out of her before this whole fucking city goes to even more hell
*Naby would take out his shotgun and pumps it, without looking he would talk to the creature*
Weird thing, I know these are bad things but that's what I need to do to make sure I can kill the person on my list and make sure that no one can get that high evil because if they do they will have to deal with me every single day... also that motorcycle was going to blow up anyways since plot
And yeah I fucked up but I can still get the fucker before he gets away and does this to another town
Hm. I could help, but... You mentioned something about the city going to "even more Hell"? Are there more bombs?
Cry Wolf growls and looks around at the notes.
Easy, boy. It's just possessed sticky notes.
The creature hardly seems to pay any attention to the notes, instead it simply focuses its, very confused, attention on Naby. How one so utterly illogical still manages to exist is beyond him
You.... Blew up a random Motorcycle... So you could kill someone... How? What does the destruction of a motor vehicle that none present were able to see have to do with your hunt for some other individual?
His initial issue stated... The creature has little else to do at the moment anyways, so it curls up into a ball, fluffy tail flicking back and forth in the air
That aside, I will never understand how you humans manage to hold such obviously conflicting beliefs yet still function. For example, you plan on resorting to evil in order to eliminate the threat of one you believe to be evil. But, that will simply make you as bad as they were. I'm not trying to convince you, I'm simply curious. Any insight into the human mind is certain to be useful eventually
Some of the notes form into a Note Man that stands in front of Damon while another appears and tries to pet Cry Wolf, mumbling to himself about a 'Cute Doggie'.
"Not possesed pal, just a God."
Another Note Man appears next to Naby, resting his hand on his shoulder.
"Take a chill pill, will ya?"
Yet another Note Man appears before Kyubey, a somewhat grumpy expression on his face despite him not having any actual features. Despite all the Note Men, there are still hundreds of notes flying around.
(edited by Note-God)
Yeah, since there's a fucking nuke here!
Look, thing. Im the worst human to be answered the question, hell I dont even know if I should even be called human since I'm from the past and I work for fucking Satan, a different Satan who wants punish criminals... and im here to bring them to him, he gives my who the highest criminal is currently
*Naby would being to run to where the target is*
The creature hardly seems to notice the note men, it simply prances around them in order to follow Naby for a little while longer
My apologies, I'm still getting used to this place. I was under the impression you were an ordinary human, I mean, you look like one and DO still have a soul. Anyone could make the mistake.
But come to think of it, you do seem to be somewhat lacking in emotion for a human. Just pretend you never saw me, ok?
With that, the creature slows down and stops following Naby, instead it briefly looks around with its beady red eyes
A nuke. I see. I'll stay here.
Damon walks down the streets, talking to someone on the phone. He puts it away and looks at the very content Cry Wolf.
Can you stop nuclear radiation?
The wolf shakes its head.
...great.
"Might as well join in..."
The Note Men dissapear, going back to the storm of notes as it flies outside, filling the skies.
If we kill the son of the bitch we can stop the nuke from going off!