Let’s start with the first story, this was when I was still under the control of the Pancake God an evil god who wanted to keep all the Pancakes to himself. He ordered me to try to steal the Pancakes, that’s when I fought Older Neptune she turned me into pudding and I tried to go super sayian I think some other stuff might have happened. Older Neptune defeated and almost killed me, but thankfully that freed me from the Pancake Gods control. That’s today’s story there will be more so get hyped!

Gleamstar rubs her eyes with a tissue. "Beautiful. Such a dramatic and touching story."

Thank you Gleamstar, it is all true

Let’s start the next story! The day after my fight with Older Neptune and being freed from the control of the Pancake God, I woke up in the middle of no where only being able utter the word ‘Pancake’ that’s when Ghost Akihiko and Pancake Knight found me, Pancake Knight nursed me back to health, Ghost Akihiko was just looking for Protein, Pancake Knight gave him some. Afterwards I explained what happened and they both decided to help me. Our first goal was to search for the Phantom Thieves and ask for their help. It’s you’re excited to know what happened I will telling all the Defenders of Pancakes stories!

It’s time for story 3 Pancake Knight and Ghost Akihiko left me at the Pancake Lair to recover while they set out LeBlanc to try and find the Phantom Thieves, sadly they weren’t able to but I was starting to recover at the Pancake lab thanks to all the Pancakes. We decided to steal his heart ourselves. I was pretty weakened after my fight with Older Neptune and she had stolen my Persona Loki so I had to get it back from her. I called out for her and explained everything and luckily she gave Loki back. The next story will be about when we went into the Pancake Gods palace so get hyped! OOC: if you want more accurate versions of these stories they were to threads from last may. I’m just telling them from memory so they might not be too accurate.

After regrouping at the Pancake Lair we started trying to get into the Pancake Gods Palace, we worked out the keywords pretty quickly. It was Pancake God, The Planet Earth, and Pancake Restaurant. After entering the palace we were disgusted by how corrupted it was, Pancake God thought of everyone as his own personal slaves that cooked him Pancakes. We got attached pretty quickly by the Pancake Cooks, but Loki took care of those with ease. I was the only one who could fight since Akihiko lost his persona when he died and Pancake Knight didn’t have one yet. When exploring the Palace we ran into a room filled with a pool of syrup Akihiko could float over, me and Pancake Knight had to ride over on a giant Pancake. After exploring the Palace a while longer, Pancake Knight starting sensing a powerful presence it was Caesar, Akihiko’s Persona, after their touching reunion we continued towards the treasure. Pancake Knight had some equipment he made that could sense treasure and informed us it was close by. Akihiko broke down a wall we thought a powerful guard and secured a route to the Treasure. We left to send the calling card

Heh, sounds like a hell of a time... Too bad I missed the whole thing, woulda been nice to see my eyes hold up against these "Shadows".

Just before sending the calling card I went to a resturant known as Akechihop, he had a free Pancake Buffet which was paid for by sponsers. I got a life time membership which only required me to prick my finger and trip some blood on the membership card, with that I wasn’t able to eat Pancakes anywhere but Akechihop or I would die. I didn’t really care much because the Pancakes at Akechihop were the best Pancakes there are. While I was there I did the 100 Pancake Challenge, with it I won a Goro Elixir. Akechihop didn’t tell me what it did but just said to drink it in a dire situation. After I left Akechihop we sent the calling card out through the phansite and prayed to the Pancake God to see it. While we were sending the calling card we met Trillex, he offered to help us and he joined us to steal the treasure.

After traveling who knows how long and where. Lopez arrives at the church "¿Dónde coño estoy ahora? ¡este GPS no vale nada ahora!" A handheld device is thrown unto the ground in anger.

Is something wrong?

Lopez looks up to repsond to the question directed to him "Sí. Estoy perdido y no tengo ni idea de dónde coño estoy y algo contenta de no estar cerca de mi equipo" Lopez picks up the Handheld device from the Ground.

Sorry I only speak dub

"Esta es la razón por la cual la humanidad debe ser purgada o tomar clases obligatorias de español"