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A man in red wanders into the area, he'd simply stare at the odd person with such a request for him before sighing and walking off to a sandwich shop.
"Listen up, I need to use your kitchen alright. Yeah yeah I know it's insane, but this is important dammit. Okay, yeah sure take... 10000 yen whatever I don't care."
The owner of the store stares at Tatsu like he's insane, before simply putting the cash in the drawer and shrugging it off. He's not going to complain about this much money, even if it does mean letting the weird gun and sword toting man use his kitchen. Tatsu meanwhile, would begin assembling a monster of a sandwich, whatever place he went to has only the finest of ingredients,
and a few types of meat, some great cheese, mayo, mustard, and various veggies later, the man would walk out with the piled high creation in his hands. He spares the owner a brief wave as he darts out of the door, and in a few minutes of running faster than most cars on a highway, the man stands before Carlton and offers this true culinary greatness to the man.
"Alright, this sandwich shall surpass all other sandwichs you've ever had pal! I am nothing if not a master chef, and I shall not be outdone in this field, not with ease at any rate!"
There's a grin on Tatsu's face as he looks at the man, and he'd shout with an impassioned flame as he speaks of his dish. It might be simple, but by god he takes pride in his work.
Carlton is mentally overwhelmed by the power of Tatsuya's sandwich. He delicately takes it from him and bites into it.
It's everything he ever dreamed.
Final Fantasy X music plays as Carlton finally achieves his dreams, the sandwich becoming one with his very being. He ascends, the heavens smiling down upon him.
Carltons form takes that of a sandwich with Carltons head, with small, but impracticable arms and legs.
Carlton realizes his potential and has become Carlton Panino.
Thank you, Tatsuya. I am finally a sandwich.
I shall assist you in the fight against evil and finally extend my vengeance on Will and President Bush.
PJ is just there sleeping on one of the chairs, what a funny boy.
"Like, Carlton."
In an instant, a green clad man with amazing energy appears in the room beside Carlton Panino. His eyes were filled with lust, yet he retained his composure.
"Gohan and I have been looking all over for you. We, like, need your help!"
Fight against Will and Bush... Meh, Carlton seems like a good dude. They must be pretty bad if he's out to get them.
"Alright, Carlton I'd be honored to have you along for the ride! And I shall aid you against these Will and Bush fellows!."
He'd then look at Shaggy, great Scott! It's one of the protectors of the multiverse! And he's here on behalf of Gohan too!? They must be in trouble.
"Shaggy, I see you have come far and wide in search of Carl. I shall join you as well, I'm not one to just sit around as the action happens after all!"
PJ finally snaps back into the realm of consciousness.
Eh, what's happening here?
(Suddenly, a 7'3 snake centipede hybrid is there)
....ayyy?
I am honored to join alongside you, Shaggy and Tatsuya.
At last i am reborn and my power is unlocked, so this universe will be safe.
There is no time to waste; the world needs us.
I cannot wait to meet the legend himself Gohan!
Ah fuck it, count me in. I can't die, so I'm basicly ya test dummy
"Like, thanks guys! Gohan was busy on a private mission so I came here alone. But, like, now that we're together, the multiverse will be purged of evil!"
He begins smacking his lips as he speaks. It seems like working with Carlton's new transformation will be a huge test of will for Shaggy.
This beast is a puppet of the Bush administration
Carlton kills Rep with his patent BLT surpreme cannon
(He casually comes back to life)
...see?
PJ sees the scene upon him and rubs his eyes.
A-am I still dreaming?
Tatsu would look toward the sleepy bear... Dreaming? What part of this is odd, it's just a sandwich man, Shaggy, and snake-centipede, and a guy with a sword and gun strapped to him,
normal day really.
"Nah nah nah, it's a totally normal day around here. Anyway, we're gathering a team to help defend the multiverse from evil! Wanna join us?"
Like I said, I'll join, got nothing elsssse to do
PJ thinks it over.
As long as I get plenty of food, count me in, I guess.
He feels like a certain someone else would be more suited for this, but no matter.
We welcome to our alliance of heroes, PJ Berri. We will teach you your potential.
But you are not welcome
Carlton Panino annihilates Rep again this time with his Sub Wave
(He casually comes back to life)
....ya know I can't die, right?
The man would look down at his watch and suddenly have a face full of terror... He's not late yet, and if he speeds he'll be able to make it in time. But man he hates having to bail.
"Ah crap, uh, I just realized... I have important work I gotta do guys! See ya around, and lemme know how things go!"
He'd dart off faster than a speeding bullet, somehow sheer terror at the thought of being late has allowed him to reach new levels of speed. Maya would frigging kill him if he's not on time!
PJ squints at the Carlton.
How do you know my name?
He holds himself back from taking a bite of the literal sandwich guy.
Suddenly! A tall man with green bug-like armor and purple-ish skin would appear in front of the group. There's an annoyed look on his face as he stares down Shaggy, and whoever the rest of these losers are.
"I see I've run afoul of you in the midst of my search. It is quite painful to have your kind trying to stop me, but no matter! I am plenty strong to defeat you without Gohan, whom I respect, here to help you!"
I know many things. Many things have been revealed to me since I have finally gotten my sandwich.
Carlton glares to the newly arrived Cell.
Are you a puppet of the Bush administration? no one will defeat Gohan under my watch.
(Rep would simlpy stare at the green bug person)
Hm...looks like another hybrid escaped...good for him..
"Like, Cell!?"
Shaggy tenses up before launching between the newcomer and his allies.
"You don't, like, stand a chance! You'd be better off getting your, like, cronies to take us down!"
An immense energy begins to rise in the air. A threat of sorts to the bug man.
Cell would burst out laughing, that idiot? Please, to call Cell his puppet is doing a grand disservice!
"I am no puppet you foolish sandwich! I am the great and powerful Cell!! And all shall bow before my might or die, Bush is but a footnote compared to greatness such as mine! One day, that idiot shall kneel before more like all the rest!"
Cell looks toward Shaggy and sighs... Minions? Sure, he could have those idiots deal with it, but this way is far more fun. He'd grin at Shaggy as an equal aura begins to rise around himself.
"I may not have found the peach tree yet, but don't think that mean's I've been slacking off and not getting any stronger! Come along, and see how much I've grown since last we fought."
(edited by DBX-Cell)
(The 7'3 snake centipede hybrid would then slither to the green bug)
....so, cell ay?, well, glad to see there's other bug freaks around here...hehe..
PJ looks at Cell.
Don't look at me, I just got here.
No one dares insult sandwich-kind in front of Carlton.
Carlton Panino's aura increases, power levels extending beyond time and space.
Shaggy, be ready. If he becomes more powerful than Bush I will have no one to prank call. He is truly an enemy of the people.
From the heavens a man in an orange gi with black hair would fly down. A determined look was in his eyes as he looked over to Shaggy and smiled. An immense power could be felt coming off of the man as he spoke.
"Shaggy, I've come back from my important mission that I went on by myself.
Cell, I see you're back to being evil. No matter, I'm still the strongest fighter in the universe since defeating El Grande Padre for the second time. You will not defeat me so you should just give up now."
Gohan would take a fighting stance in the case that Cell still wasn't intimidated. An aura of power swirled around him as he began to charge his energy.
Say....need help "cell?". I can't die, so, that's usefull.
"GOHAN! Like, thank goodness you came back from your private business you had to attend by yourself!"
He glares at Cell as his hair changes to a beautiful white.
"Your words mean nothing to, like, me, Cell! Behold, like, Shaggy Blanco! We will be more than enough to clobber you into, like, next episode!"
He raises his fists in the style of Red Shaggy. A new fighting style?! What could this mean!?
"You wish to aid me? Very well, I see you are also akin to an insect so we have something in common!"
The aura of power flowing around Cell would burst upwards, suddenly there's an orange tint to his armor with plus and minus signs on the shoulders and knees. Finally, a pair of Duracell batteries stands ontop his helmet.
"By the way... I may have been lying, about how my search has been going lately? Still, I don't think I'll need that much power to end you fools!"
He'd rush toward Shaggy in a blur, he's far faster than the last time they'd met, and a glowing surge of electricity would form around Duracell, he'd aim to slam it into Shaggy with a vicious grin on his face.
PJ stands back and has a couple of donuts at the ready just in case he has to get involved.
This is more intense than that one night where I DJ'd for a huge event...
Gohan, we meet at last. I wish we had met under better circumstances, however.
Carlton glares at Cell.
An enemy of my friend is my enemy.
Carlton Panino gathers energy from all the sandwiches being made in Italy and fires a powerful Bread Beam at Cell
Hehe...alright let's go!
(His centipede like claws then drip a whole lotta poison, dissolving The ground around him)
...I may not be super sayain, but my "venom rush" mode is good enough!
(He then dashes to gohen, and slashes him with incredibly fast, neurotoxin covered centipede claws)
(edited by Reperzel)
Shaggy would attempt to track the movement but lose him for a fraction of a second. And in that fraction, a blast of electric energy would strike Shaggy's body and toss him backwards into the air, spinning wildly.
"Like, fwaaaaaaaaah!?"
Shaggy struggles for a moment but pulls a counterspin to orient himself properly in the air. He wipes a bit of blood from his lips as he smirks.
"Okay. Like, you weren't kidding. But this isn't our final form either. It should be enough for you, Duracell!"
He throws his hands back and to the left as he begins charging up energy. A small orb would appear between his palms and it would continue to grow.
"Taste my patented ZOINKS cannon!"
Shaggy would push his palms out towards the battery flavored bug man and unleash a wave of energy that would make the Energizer Bunny blush.
"Haaaaaaaa!"
Gohan wouldn't even attempt to dodge Rep's strike but he wouldn't be poisoned as Centipedes and snakes have no poison and only toxins. The toxins, however, would seep into his skin but he seemed oddly undisturbed by this.
"An attack like that won't work on me. I'll give you a taste of my true power to show you just how outmatched you are. Behold the power of Gohan Blanco!"
A new intense aura would surround Gohan as his once black hair would take on a pale coloration.
"If you were wondering about why your toxin didn't work, it's simple. You see, I am really the son of El Grande Padre meaning that I am also part Angel. Neurotoxins have no effect on angels thus your toxin was only half effective. Other than that your toxin was simply too weak to even phase me. Now, I'll beat you in an instant.
Ultimate Masenko!"
Gohan would fire off a yellow beam of energy that would move as fast as light as it aimed to completely disintegrate Rep on the spot.
Ah shi-
(The beam would completely disintegrated, but then comes back outta nowhere)
HA, YOU FORGOT, I CAN NEVER DIE, AHAHAHAHAH,
(he then drills underground. And appears behind gohon, and grabs him with all of his claws, and suplex, him into the hole he made in the ground)
WOOOOOOOHOOOOO
The Bread Beam is easily evaded... Which sadly Cell flying right into Shaggy's Zoinks Cannon, a wave of dust and debris clouds the area where he once stood. And for a moment all is quiet, perhaps he's been defeated so easily.
"Hahaha! I was wrong about you after all! Duracell isn't enough in the least bit... Prepare yourselves for PERFECCION!"
Suddenly, the cloud that was covering him would burst away as the man's aura shoots up in power vastly, and upon them being able to see their dreaded new foe... THEY WOULD SEE A SPOILER TAG, AS THIS FORM IS NOT YET REVEALED!
"I shall end you here and now, Shaggy, Gohan, and all the rest! I am Perfección, and all will bow before my might!"
He's not even bothering with fancy energy moves, instead there'd be an absurd rush of speed as the being moves toward Shaggy and attempts to grab him, if he succeeded, he'd toss the man in green towards Carlton with vicious force.
Shaggy pauses a moment. Like he stops the game. Full pause. T/O. Time out.
"Like what? We aren't going to wait until the next episode is out for this to take place? Li-"
But this new form was enough to break Shaggy's unbeatable time pause. "This was the stance", he thought as Cell made quick work of tossing him towards Carlton. His eyes grew wild with lust again as he got closer and closer to his ally, and then it happened. Shaggy stopped himself just as he was face to face with Carlton Panino, but something was off about Shaggy. His hair went from white to its base color, but with a wispy blue outline. And his eyes were a silvery gray. Could it be...the rumored...HUNGER INSTINCT!?
"Carlton. Get ready. You will be, like, my finest canvas yet."
His voice was calm, and somewhat chilling. He raises his arms in the air, still passionately staring at Carlton Panino's glorious buns.
"FRIDGES OF THE UNIVERSE! LEND ME YOUR INGREDIENTS!"
Nothing at first. But in a few seconds, a stream of all sorts of condiments, meats, and other "toppings" begin floating above Shaggy's raised arms.
"This is it."
He grabs Carlton with one arm and holds the Sammich Genki Dama in the air with the other.
"You will achieve Carlton Panino 1000 por ciento! Make me, like, proud."
He tosses the man into the orb before turning towards Cell.
"Take this. Like, THE GREATEST FINAL ZOINKS SANDWICH MISSILE!"
He launches the orb towards Cell. It's all up to Carlton now. Shaggy falls out of Hunger Instinct and drops to his knees.
Rep would successfully grab onto Gohan and suplex him but suddenly he would stop in the air mid-suplex floating behind Rep upside down.
"I didn't expect to meet someone who is immortal here but if you can't die then I'll just have to beat you without killing you. My friends need my help now so I can't waste any more time fighting you."
Gohans aura would instantly spike as a great amount of force would push out from his body. the force would knock Rep flying away at a high speed and into a wall. The wall wouldn't crush him however and more likely than not would simply give him a concussion instead.
Gohan would correct himself upwards before flying over to where Shaggy and Carlton were to offer aid.
"Shaggy! Carlton Panino! Are you guys alright?"
Carltons speed only increases and draws in more power from the worlds sandwiches as he approaches.
This is the end for you Perfeccion
Carltons sub-shaped body drives into Cell with full force, though the damage and power is yet to be determined, especially by mortal powers.
(The hit send him flying into a wall, back first, making small crack on his exoskeleton or his shell)
...OH SHIT!,AINT LETTING THAT HAPPEPEN AGAIN!
The power is impressive, it would send even the mightly Perfección flying backwards and leave him a bit wounded in fact... He'll need to retreat soon, but not before using his parting gift against these fools.
"I will end you people, but perhaps not today. Still, feast on this!"
Waves of mighty power flow around the man in a blur, the Ki takes on the shapes of various attacks he's used in the past, but made more powerful by an absurd degree.
"PREPARE FOR THE END, MY POWER IS MAXIMUM!"
Perfección points his hands toward the ground, the flowing shapes of Ki would suddenly begin rushing at them, along with a massive beam of energy that takes the shape of an overly large C battery, Cell suddenly appears behind Gohan at that moment.
"I RESPECT YOU GOHAN! THAT IS WHY I MUST DEFEAT YOU, TO PROVE MY WORTH!"
He'd attempt to shove the man forward into the beam of Ki, a lightning fast kick rushes at Gohan's back and if it hit would send him crashing forward in an instant.
"PERFECTION CELL CRUSHER: THE GRAND FINALE!"
Suddenly, all of the energy constructs would explode in bursts that take on the form of actual human blood cells made from Ki, only to crush themselves as the name implies and hopefully deal great damage to anyone caught in the attack, with that Cell would rush toward Rep and grab hold of his new mook, in a blur they're both gone assuming nobody was able to stop his instant transmission, which seems likely given the attack Cell just fired.
WHOA...WELL, SEE YA SUCKERS, AHAHAHAHA!!!
Gohan not expected Cell's throw would be launched forwards towards his friends but he wasn't about to let Cell hurt them too. He'd raise his guard and brace himself as he tries to take the entirety of the attack into his own body to prevent it from reaching the others.
"I won't let anyone else be hurt because of you, Cell! Even if I have to use my very body as a shield I will protect everyone!"
Gohan would be overwhelmed by the power of Cell's attack as he began to disintegrate into nothing more than dust. Finally, having blocked the beam Gohan would be gone. Nothing was left of him as Cell's new form's power completely destroyed him.