Hey Tatsuya
<i>Carlton is mentally overwhelmed by the power of Tatsuya's sandwich. He delicately takes it from him and bites into it.
It's everything he ever dreamed.
Final Fantasy X music plays as Carlton finally achieves his dreams, the sandwich becoming one with his very being. He ascends, the heavens smiling down upon him.
Carltons form takes that of a sandwich with Carltons head, with small, but impracticable arms and legs.
Carlton realizes his potential and has become Carlton Panino.</i>
Thank you, Tatsuya. I am finally a sandwich.
I shall assist you in the fight against evil and finally extend my vengeance on Will and President Bush.