Don't die.

Pack all useful items like socks in shoes and uhh keep as much space avalibe as possible

Cup noodles ... Oh wait wrong trip.

Remember to stay hydrated! If you have a portable battery it might be a good idea to bring that and keep it on full! But most importantly try to have fun! It's going to take a while so talk and enjoy the scenery!

Don't go down alleys or roads in the middle of nowhere. Be careful of everyone you're near and keep your stuff close. Always be cautious, but remember to still have fun.

1. Don't try to find your way back to the hotel alone, at midnight. 2. Make sure to stop regularly to stretch your legs or you'll hate your life. 3. Bring plenty of data for your phone. And a Nintendo Switch. And music. 4. Be firm when giving directions, especially when toll booths are involved. 5. Don't, under any circumstances, take the non-tollway through Chicago.

I agree with Mig

Cup noodles ... Oh wait wrong trip. I like the way you think

Punch the toll booth guy in the face if he wants exact change only. Don't actually do that.

Have the passengers take shifts on making sure the driver stays awake if you plan to drive through the night, trust me, learned that lesson the hard way.

Holy shit, this blew up while I was gone Thanks you guys!

Cup noodles ... Oh wait wrong trip. bring a Arsene plushie

They have merch now?

Bring in tons of food; you don't know if you run out of money for the trip! Also bring a shit ton of entertainment, it may be awhile to get there!