<i>Germany gives Trotsky a blank stare</i> Wait, who the hell are you? Could you be an enemy! <i>Germany takes a fighting stance and prepares to decomission Trotsky</i>

Ahhh, you're all being confusing! I'm just gonna attack everyone, friend or foe! <i>Germany begins shooting at random</i>

Stupid animals!

<quote user="Shadowgear">Could you guys focus on France? Its inhabitants are worthless, I'm pretty sure they'd accept dictatorship.</quote> How do you inhabit a person? That sounds like a disgusting fetish! <quote user="Zero-X">Hey, at least talk to Italy first, right? </quote> Italy is a wimp! He won't shut up about pasta!

*Germany poped out of a random corner and faces Natsuki, beginnin to violently yell at her* Hey, you, were you just easedropping on someone's private conversation! I can't believe kids these days! Do you have no manners! Back in the war we would never listen in on our enemies! Why can't you young kids be more like us instead of running around like hooligans! Instead, you choose to waste your time being deceitful and backstabbing and gossiping little punks! Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah. *It was at this point that everyone began to tune Germany out*

They drive me to blitzkrieg!

Did I stutter?<div class='edited'>(edited by Germany)</div>

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<quote user="Shadowgear">Okay German dude I see you're confused I'm your ally in this I want to end America <span class="through">and the world at large but that's for later</span> Also I'm immune to bullets</quote> Tch, fine, for reasons of necessity we'll form an alliance <i>Germany remains an erect posture as he extends his right hand for a handshake</i>

&gt;Conquer Poland and change it to Polegg