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MsFrizzle
MAGIC SCHOOL BUS ADVENTURE
What's up you little shits Ms. Frizzle is here and she's taking all of you on the ride of your fucking life We're stocked up on beer, weed and disposable diapers and we're gonna travel around the multiverse and see how meaningless existence is Discloser: Ms. Frizzle is not responsible if you die, get sick, catch a disease, turned into a monkey or miscarry. There will be no bitching on my bus. Now get on and try not to throw up on the seats!!! The bus is totally kickass and the door is open. This is going to be the best or worse thing ever.
Ina
"M8 I'm so totally hyped." The fox girl enters the bus. She's decked out with a "Get smoked" hat and dank sunglasses.
Luard
OOC: I just wanted to mention, whoever decided to make this account is on my shit list. Its currently two people long, you and a girl named Apple, long story there.
Johnathon
*Johnathon enters the bus* Is this your iron carriage, how is it powered? You don’t seem to have any horses. *He takes a seat because why the hell not*
MsFrizzle
OOC: Eat my frizzled tits Gamma ur list gay lol What's up handsome anime fellow and weird foxdog thing, welcome to the Magic School Bus, weed and beer are in the refrigerator, it stays down because it knows better than to move Ms. Frizzle looked to Jonathan This bus is powered by eldritch abominations, Satanic magic and children's tears, its only fuel is your imagination baby We'll pick up more victims along the way The Bus takes off First we're going to France kids try not to kill yourselves!!!
Spec_Ops
*A Helicopter flies over and Soldiers drop unto the roof surrounding the bus with loaded automatic rifles for no god damn reason and a few snipers show up and a tank*
MsFrizzle
Oh looks like we got guests on the top of the bus! You can stay up there but you won't get beer and weed The bus is flying over France We're here above France, who can't win a war to save its life Let's get some baguettes!!! The bus drives through a Paris market, killing 70 people. Everyone on the bus and on top of the bus gets wine, baguettes, a hat and Daft Punk albums That was fun! Next we're going to Neptune!!!
Ina
"Sweet" Ima drinks the wine, somehow, she's not even opening her mouth.
MsFrizzle
We're going over Saturn now Look at that shitty ass planet Let's lighten it up The bus nukes Saturn
Pancake_Knight
(This thread is my aesthetic, thank you Ms.Frizzle)
Camziez
Magically appears on the bus. How did I get in here?
MsFrizzle
(You're welcome my syrup flavored student, now get on my fucking bus) Why hello there child! Isn't this beautiful? Camziez behold as Neptune goes out of orbit and flies into the sun, pushing it and causing a global cooling of earth Next up Japan, I hear there's a GYM there! Weed is under the seat, beer is in the fridge btw
Camziez
This is the beat field trip ever :D
-Light-
Light desperately yelled out. Is this even legal?!?!
Dry-bones
(Casually appears) ...bone
Mr_Reus
Heh. Magic school bus indeed. There's only one real magic in this world *Reus opens his hand, causing some flames to start burning in his palm* Mine. No tricks. No gimmicks. Only true magic.
-Light-
Black magic.
Spec_Ops
PULL THE FUCK OVER THIS IS THE US ARMY