Episode 4: PerZona Q: The gang meets the Phantom Thieves
It's an average day and the Investigation Team are driving up to Yongen-Jaya to meet the daughterof the Shrine Fox's uncle, Haru Okumura, so he may collect his will "Like, zoinks, senpai, i'm hungry," Says Yosuke. Narukami-san aptly replies, "Don't worry, Yokse, there's a stop area nearby." "Jinkies, Yosuke-chan, can you go a second without eating?" Says Yukiko. "Like, nope, dudes." The gang then drives up to the rest area, where Yosuke makes a really big sandwich only to be stolen by the Shrine Fox. "Like, totally uncool, Shriney"
Then, the gang continues on their way, eventually reaching Yongen-Jaya. Yu annouces, "Welp, we're here, gang." The gang is then accosted by Goro Akechi, "The Investigation Gang, I presume? Welp, Shrine Fox, your uncle has been killed by the Phantom Thieves and I swear I did not do it." "The Phantom Thieves? Sounds like a mystery!" Yu proclaims. Yosuke, in fear, shouts, "Like, phantoms? You mean like, g-g-g-ghosts!?" "Jinkies, Yosuke-chan," Yukiko interupts, "Everyone knows ghosts aren't real. Now, world ending deities are a different story. But, ghosts? That's just so far-fetched you'd have to be an idiot to believe." "Like, I ain't taking any chances, Yukiko-chan."
Yu-senpai apologizes to Akechi, "Please excuse my friends, Mr. Not-murder. I promise, we'll put these fiends to justice!" Akechi nasilly laughs, "Good luck, the phantom thieves only act like once every month and change people's hearts in some kind of alternate dimension or something. Chie speaks up, "An alternate dimension, huh? I might know of something like that." "Perfect," Yu shouts, "I'll set a trap!"
The screen transitions to a TV. The phantom thieves, without Morgana because he's dead, go the TV and read the note on it "Change this TV's heart, plz :3 xoxo" The Phantom Thieves jump inside the TV. The gang confronts the Phantom Thieves. "Aha," shouts Yu-senpai, "I've got you now, Phantom Thieves!" Joker steps up and tries to defuse the situation, "Woah, just take it easy, man." "Never!" Shouts Yu-senpai, "You killed Shrine Fox's uncle!" "Wasn't us," Joker replies. Chie exclaims, "Like, jeepers, if it wasn't them than who was it?" Suddenly, a shadow appears and chases the gang around to a groovy tune. After like 5 minutes, Yu builds a trap which does not work but they catch the ghost anyway. Yukiko begins to elaborate, "There was evidence conviently placed around the episode which leads me to believe that it was..." she pulls off the ghost mask and everybody says his name together, "Goro Akechi!" Goro Akechi lamently states, "And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids, batman and your little fox, too."
The Shrine Fox then does something ridiculous and says his own name to end the episode.