Seeking Friends - Auctioning my Soul

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Kitagawa

- - - I fully intend to sell my soul to the highest bidder. This is how "friendships" work, is it not? - - - The bid starts at one whole potato. - - -

Hades

Give your soul to me, and I'll give you all the potatoes you could ever ask for! Come on, don't be shy.

Kitagawa

Give your soul to me, and I'll give you all the potatoes you could ever ask for! Come on, don't be shy. - - - I need a physical number of potatoes, or other food items. This is how auctions work. - - -

Hades

Ugh, fine, one potato. Here, take it already.

Kitagawa

Ugh, fine, one potato. Here, take it already. - - - I must wait one whole day before I decide who the winner is. I will write your bid in as one potato. - - -

Incubator

I would like to raise the bid to one and a half potatoes. In addition, youâ€™ll get to hold onto your soul as a nice reminder of our friendship.

(edited by Incubator)

Persona

I'll raise the bid to 5 cases of Amrita Brand Soda, Soulful Strawberry flavor.

-Lucifer-

I raise you an Amrita Soda Red. It's all you need... Trust me~

Freekin_Minato

1 and a half potatoes and 1 broccoli i desprately need this "friendship"

Broccoli

^ I don't consent to this, nyu.

Kitagawa

- - - A lot of good bids indeed... hm.... - - -

Freekin_Minato

^ I don't consent to this, nyu. shhhhhhh it'll all be ogre soon.

Incubator

If you act fast Iâ€™ll throw in a free wish. Far as I can tell it can be almost anything, wonâ€™t know until we try, in addition, Iâ€™ll get like, 3 others to be your friend too

(edited by Incubator)

Camziez

Can I bid? I will make the Sayuri out of potatoes!

Camziez

I will also do whatever you tell me to do other than to kill you, wait, I'm already doing that...

Freekin_Minato

i i add 1 mishima too my previous bid of 1 and a half potatoes and a broccoli *snikkers* this should win me the Auction

Camziez

I will also give you the most beautiful lobster you will ever see!

Teddie-Anon

I bid the entirety of Junes. ------------------------------------- Everyday is great at your Junes!

-Guzma-

Um, how does ten PokÃ©dollars with 1,000,000 potatoes sound for ya?

Camziez

Oooooh what about an Akira Kurusu body pillow?

Camziez

And let's add a some porridge to that, after all it is the best way to end a hot pot.

Rom_Dolos

How about I add in 2 of my alts to that?

(edited by Rom_Dolos)

The_Cardiologist

The best I can do is 5$

BonafideMonafide04

I will give you my collection of pokemon cards Trust me you could make anything out of them.

Kitagawa

- - - Such good offers... the winner will be determined soon. - - -

Germany

I'll bet you the Poland, Czechoslovakia and France

NotIgor

I have a frog

Camziez

Also, I will draw whatever you want me to ^ ^

Pancake_Knight

Infinite pancakes! Hows that!

Kitagawa

Infinite pancakes! Hows that! - - - We have a winner. Feel free to extract the soul from my body whenever you desire. - - -

Incubator

Well darn. So much for another Magical Girl

Camziez

D: Is the Sayuri out of potatoes, hot pot with porridge, akira body pillow, and free art not enough? Answer me senpai!

NotIgor

Help the frog has a gun

Kitagawa

Help the frog has a gun - - - That's your own problem. - - -

NotIgor

He's aiming it at himself all's good

Pancake_Knight

Victory! Er, what do I do with a soul?

Kitagawa

Victory! Er, what do I do with a soul? - - - You are always free to consume it. - - -

Micah

Victory! Er, what do I do with a soul? You eat it! â˜º

Queef

Victory! Er, what do I do with a soul? Don't eat it, there are much more fun things to do with a soul~ Oh the possibilities~~~

Natsuki

Victory! Er, what do I do with a soul? You can give it to a demon to gain unlimited power.

-Light-

The best way to gain souls is to play Dark Souls 3.