It is midnight and I am drunk Have you ever mixed an energy drink with liquor

It is midnight and I am drunk Have you ever mixed an energy drink with liquor 👑 -- I have not because alcohol tastes like liquid fart. I have, however, combined energy drinks with soda. As well as with coffee. It feels like death itself is kicking me in the testicles with each beat of my heart.

7/10 not enough energy drinks

RedBull gives you wings.

7/10 not enough energy drinks 👑 -- Only 7/10? Alright I'll drink three more, that should even it out. I will not sleep for an entire month. Time is a man made concept. If I believe hard enough I can theoretically time travel and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

RedBull gives you wings. 👑 -- RedBull gives me heart problems.

What about Cold Brew Coffee? That's usually more caffeinated than normal coffee. Though mixing it with an energy drink might actually be dangerous considering how much caffeine that would contain.

What about Cold Brew Coffee? That's usually more caffeinated than normal coffee. Though mixing it with an energy drink might actually be dangerous considering how much caffeine that would contain. 👑 -- Thanks for the great idea. I'm gonna fuckin' lose it. Gonna slorp up pure caffeine and ascend to the 5th dimension before ultimately perishing. It's gonna be the best thing ever. Also I fucking love you man, when you joined in my shitposting it made my day I never expected anybody to become daddy and join in but here we are, a day and several energy drinks later...

I didn't expect anyone to make a Ni No Kuni 2 account but when I saw that there was an Evan account I knew I had to add onto it.

I didn't expect anyone to make a Ni No Kuni 2 account but when I saw that there was an Evan account I knew I had to add onto it. 👑 -- I made it to escape the yandere but Evan is my son and I might actually stay on it more. I love him. I still would not hesitate to kill a man to know your main account as well. I'm searching for people to talk to when it comes to the game THIS THIRST IS UNQUENCHABLE. ONLY ONE FRIEND OF MINE IS PLAYING IT AND THEY PROGRESS AT A SNAIL'S PACE.

You can never escape a yandere.

You can never escape a yandere. 👑 -- Won't stop me from trying. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

I'll give out a hint. I've been on this site since April of last year.

I'll give out a hint. I've been on this site since April of last year. 👑 -- If you expect me to be able to think well then think again. I can see colors not normally visible by the human eye. I'm a bee???

You can never escape a yandere. 👑 -- Won't stop me from trying. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. They will find you.

They will find you. 👑 -- Well to be fair she knows this is me but at the same time I tell her to heck off and calm down so either it worked, or I get murdered soon. Either will be great and I can't wait.

Look at the bright side, I'll be murdered first out of jealousy so you'll know when to start running.

She won’t listen.

👑 -- I will give my life to save you Roland. When I get murdered you need to start running. I will find out who you are one of these days, when I am not hyped up from slorping energy drinks! I CAN FEEL COLORS.

👑 -- I have compiled a list of about seven individuals that it could potentially be. Using the given information, several other factors also went into it... How active have they been currently? After all, one would have to be active in order to see me on Evan. How well do I know them? As in, would they be someone who would very quickly join in a shitpost session? Notable typing patterns? For you see, even when in character - shitpost or not - everyone has their little quirks. Is this list completely wrong? Likely, thought currently eludes me and I can feel my death coming. Will it stop me from trying? No, it will not. I feel myself crashing, I am going to pass out soon. Never forget my legend.

Wait. How many did you drink? You have to be careful. Those things can stop your heart! ( ^^;)

👑 -- I have just woken up and I regret ever existing.

Wait. How many did you drink? You have to be careful. Those things can stop your heart! ( ^^;) 👑 -- I am fully aware but I am a man of bad choices.

alcohol tastes like liquid fart. We are kindred souls, you and I. Let us ride the wave of our bond all the way to the depths of Hell.

Wait. How many did you drink? You have to be careful. Those things can stop your heart! ( ^^;) Cute to see you care about our grandson~ Evan, I see your father loves you very much

They will find you. 👑 -- Well to be fair she knows this is me but at the same time I tell her to heck off and calm down so either it worked, or I get murdered soon. Either will be great and I can't wait.I will always obey Senpai's orders.

Wait. How many did you drink? You have to be careful. Those things can stop your heart! ( ^^;) Cute to see you care about our grandson~ Evan, I see your father loves you very much 👑 -- My father is dead.

Wait. How many did you drink? You have to be careful. Those things can stop your heart! ( ^^;) Cute to see you care about our grandson~ Evan, I see your father loves you very much 👑 -- My father is dead. Father meaning.. Daddy Roland.....

Father meaning.. Daddy Roland..... https://i.imgur.com/8aC2fbK.png 👑 -- Yes.

Father meaning.. Daddy Roland..... https://i.imgur.com/8aC2fbK.png 👑 -- Yes. You keep forgetting I can't see your memes

They will find you. 👑 -- Well to be fair she knows this is me but at the same time I tell her to heck off and calm down so either it worked, or I get murdered soon. Either will be great and I can't wait.I will always obey Senpai's orders. Not for long.

Look at the bright side, I'll be murdered first out of jealousy so you'll know when to start running. Hey Roland, do you happen to visit the PMs?

There was a period in which I was almost a regular on PMs but that was a long time ago. I haven't really been in the PMs in a long time.

There was a period in which I was almost a regular on PMs but that was a long time ago. I haven't really been in the PMs in a long time. 👑 -- I'm on the PMs right now. <wiggles eyebrows>

There was a period in which I was almost a regular on PMs but that was a long time ago. I haven't really been in the PMs in a long time. Hmm.. May we have another hint on your identity?

YU must reveal the truth.

How did you even know that Light? Have you been paying more attention to my activities than I realized?

👑 -- :eyes emoji:

Wait what I was just guessing and being sarcastic.

I never really meant to hide this account anyway. I was just having some fun with the secrecy.

👑 -- You were killing me with that secrecy. KILLING ME.

Prepare the coffin.

Prepare the coffin. 👑 -- Oh boy! I can't wait to be buried!

Who said anything about burial?

👑 -- Can you at least slam the coffin closed on my fingers so they all break?

Sure but I get to have the pleasure of burning the coffin.

👑 -- Thank you so much!

Then I’ll dump it in the ocean.

👑 -- This is the sort of death I have always wanted.

I shall grant you your wish then.

How did you even know that Light? Have you been paying more attention to my activities than I realized? It's Yu?! Which??

Time to find the trYUth