The real question is if you can type fancy.

Waifus before laifus Duh

U must protect your waifus from knaifus. Seriously, I want it to sound like you are signing a contract. It could start with "I pledge my loyalty to ___"

Can I fill in the blank?

Yu are welcome to, but it is different for everyone depending on their waifus.

I was just joking but I’ll do it. “I pledge my loyalty to Rise Kujikawa.”

I would, but I got too many waifus and husbandos to count.

D: Then you are not a loyal soul! You have angered the anime gods!

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Mine is Haru and barry from the bee movie

Lol is no one gonna actually help me make this pledge?

Example: I, [your name], pledge allegiance to [waifu name] of [anime/game/manga/etc.], my waifu until the end of time.

Ooo let me build on that I, ____ pledge allegiance to ____ of ____, my waifu/husbando until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love him/her, for it is to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods, as it is my duty as a weeabo.(dont know what else to put here)

Ooo let me build on that I, ____ pledge allegiance to ____ of ____, my waifu/husbando until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love him/her, for it is to stay honorable and satisfy the art gods.(dont know what else to put here)And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections keep me from him/her. My love for him/her shall bond us forevermore.

Perfect! Thanks akechi, now im off to copy and paste this.

would the 'anime' part of 'the anime gods' be interchangeable by what type of source your waifu/husbando is from? also, if its a non-Japanese source, weeabo wouldn't be entirely accurate (i think), so what would that be replaced with? nerd or something?

Well the term waifu or husbando originated from anime, so i think it is fine.

And sure, you can change weeabo, like if your waifu is the lorax then it can be dank memer, and meme gods

Actually, it would be better to just remove it. For example: I, bob, pledge allegiance to wonder woman of the justice league, my waifu until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love her, for it is to stay honorable. And, let it be known that neither sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that she is fictional, will keep me from her. My love for wonder woman shall bond us forevermore.

I edited it a little, here it is: I, [your name], pledge allegiance to [your waifu or husbando] of [anime, game, manga, etc.], my [waifu/husbando] until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love [him/her], for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods as a weeabo. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that [he/she] is fictional, will keep me from [him/her]. My love for [your waifu or husbando] shall bond us forevermore.