A (possibly) Nice Night in the Park
<i>It's a quiet night, surprisingly relaxed for the usually chaotic place that we inhabit. A very nice night to go to some unnamed park to enjoy the scenery, maybe spot a few stars. Either way, come enjoy nature...
Niko taps away on his phone while he relaxes on a bench, seems he didn't get the memo. Though maybe he just wanted to enjoy the fresh air for once, or maybe he just thought he'd be alone out here.</i>
A Very Presidental(not really) Birthday
<i>It's Niko's birthday today, and he's nothing but excited, he's already got a whole big building all to himself, all decorated too, doesn't have a cake and he's not there, though. His heavy-bullet-proof-armor-wearing guards are there, and they decorated their armor to look like suits, one's wearing black and the other's wearing white. Adorable.</i>
Guard 1: "So, when's he gonna be here?"
Guard 2: "He should be here in-"
<i>Niko bursts through the door, holding a cake. He puts it on the table.</i>
"You do not want to know what I went through to get this cake, needless to say, the bakery's closed for good."
<i>He tweets about how it's his birthday and that people should come over and celebrate with him.</i>
"Alright, make sure to take your guns off safety, who knows who might come in."
<i>So yeah, go ahead and bring a gift, or don't, it's your choice.</i>
The White House: Not Owned by Cory Baxterâ„¢
<i>It was a dark and dreary ni- Just joshin' you, it's a bright and sunny day a week after a dark and dreary night, nothing much happening until...</i>
"Alright, on my cue, 3. 2... 1."
<i>He opens the doors as "It's Not Unusual" begins to play, strutting his way over to the oval office. The area he walks through seems to have quite a few... Fleurs-de-lis everywhere, as well as some nice looking purple wallpaper.</i>
"Alright, let's get this started."
<i>He sets up recording equipment. It's voice activated, how futuristic. He takes a seat behind the desk. Strange head bust on the desk, doesn't look like anyone he's been seen with.</i>
"Set phasers to kill."
<i>The equipment starts, broadcasting a message to most if not all TVs. He takes a deep breath.</i>
"Hiya, everyone, so I'm the president of... Well, how can I explain the enigma of the Nexus?... I guess you could say the United States. Well, no one knew until I was president now, at least I don't think anyone knew except those close to me. This place is in good hands, trust me. Anyway, as celebration, there are gonna be tours free of charge, as well as the fact that you'll get to ask me questions. Ciao."
<i>After he says Ciao, the recording ends. Doors are wide open people. Don't mind the guys in very heavy bulletproof armor, though, they're not important.</i>