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Generic Shopping Mallâ„¢
It's what's expected, a shopping mall with a few generic and maybe slightly mediocre shops, as well as a few strangely open spots. Although the mall seems to be quite empty except for one person laying on a bench.
"This is probably one of the worst hangout spots I've seen."
i half-assed the hell out of this, sorry if you were expecting something more quality
Blaze was randomly browsing the stores in said shopping mall, not even entering them, just seeing what each store had. It seems she was just window shopping and didn’t plan on actually getting anything.
Hmm, interesting selection of shops. I must come back sometime in the future.
Niko notices someone else was there. Although he's a little happy to not be alone, at the same time, it really depends on what the person's personality is like. He takes a look over at Blaze.
"Whoa momma."
He smiles and gets up from the bench. looks like his waifu's coming to laifu
"Well, it looks like it's showtime."
Niko confidently approaches Blaze. Although he hadn't planned out his words.
"Hey, uh, do you need any help with anything?"
A seductress bat flies into a shopping mall through one of the broken window
"Hmm, a shopping mall, huh? Look a bit too generic for my taste. Still, it looks rather discrete, so of all the places for them to meet up it's not the worst choice."
She lets out a brief chuckle while checking her surroundings to make sure she wasn't being followed
"All right, just gotta intercept the meeting and steal any secrets I can. Shouldn't be too hard, right?"
She then lands on the ground and walks over to a Hot Topic
"Alright, time to blend in."
Rouge then walks into the store and pretends to peruse the merchandise
She looks down at Niko before speaking.
I don’t really need help with anything if I’m gonna be honest with you, but if you know your way around this place I’d be happy to go along with you.
She offers Niko a smile.
Niko decides to wing it.
"I may not know my way around the place, but I'm gonna say I do just so I can stay close to you."
Now it's time for a subtle reference.
"Honestly something about you just kinda... Warms me up?"
She laughs, she bursts into laughter for a good minute and a half at the joke.
You sneeky little cat! Now I have to go around with you, just to see if you have any more illuminating fire jokes.
She chuckles a little at her own not so good pun.
Niko scratches the back of his head.
"Well, I guess follow me then."
He wanders the mall, although most of the stores are so generic it almost feels like the mall is looping.
"So, what's your name?"
Blaze just follows Niko around the Generic Mall not really paying attendion to the stores.
I’m Blaze the cat. What about you?
She holds out a hand for a handshake
Yoho, yoho, a pirate's life for me~
[A drunken man; a lost man. Kagura wandered into the mall while holding an empty bottle of sake. For the longest time, he was just walking around while buying every single bottle of every liquor known to man, and hitting on every hot babe that crossed his path.]
But I'm god damn lost right now, very nice, O Kagura.
[But then, he notices the pair of cat-looking people.]
Hey! Beastkin kids, you know where I'm at cuz I'm sure as hell I don't~
Niko shakes Blaze's hand.
"My name is Niko. It's great to meet you, Blaze."
He decides to make up something on the spot again.
"Your name is pretty fitting with how you look, if you know what I'm saying."
He turns his attention over to Kagura for a second to answer his question.
"You're at the most generic place in the entire multiverse."
(edited by InterNiko)
Rouge is just bursting at the seems with the amount of cringe that is being uttered. Not thinking, she rushes out of the store and her hiding place and into the path of the two wandering cats
"I'm sorry, but no mission is not worth having to overhear these terrible puns. Cease that at once!"
As she is a bat, her keen sense of hearing picked up their conversation
Blaze quickly hides her blush, but not fast enough as Niko can see it for a split second
L-look, you’re sweet, but you’re kinda taking this too fast. Chill out. I’ve literally just met you. She mumbles the next part a little too loud, just loud enough for Niko to hear
Even if you are kinda cute yourself.
A mall? How the hell did I-?
[But now, the drunken man is in shock as the Bat Lady shows up out of nowhere. Rudely, he points at the newly arrival and yells.]
Why does the bat have tits!?
[But something sparkles inside of his eye, as he squints both orbs to "Analyze" Rouge using his OTHER Drive, "What Are Your Measurements".]
Is this...legal?
Niko blushes and laughs nervously after hearing the other part. Although he does understand.
"Yeah, you're right, I'm taking this too fast. I've just never done too much romantic stuff in my life so I don't know too much about it."
He's taken off guard by Rouge suddenly coming out of nowhere, but of course he has something to say about what Rouge said.
"Hey, I'm trying my goddamn best here. Cut me some slack."
(edited by InterNiko)
Rouge merely shrugs the man's comments on her breasts off
"Meh, i'd say you get an A for effort but it's more like a consolation prize at this point"
She says as she lets out a faint sly smirk
The next thing she does is fly over to the angry drunk and passes him a biology textbook
"At the very least, i'll say you're not as bad as this man over here"
Hey lady, I'm not bad myself, unless you want me to be.
[Drinking too much does things to you, don't do it kids. After looking through the biology textbook, and merely acting as if he was reading it, he lets it fall to the ground.]
But she's got a point, you need to up your game kid. You won't get them with pick-up lines.
Suddenly Blaze goes on the defensive, for Niko not her.
Let him try his best, he’s got more guts than most men I’ve seen. After all, he actually had the courage to talk to me sober.
Another day to cause Chaos! Let's do thi- what?
When his tunnel vision wore off, Alex found himself behind the drunk, about to stab him, looking around confused
"Uhhhhhh..."
Niko is surprised by Blaze defending him, but he has his own things to say.
"I'm just trying here, what else am I supposed to do? Attract them with some sort of supernatural abilities?"
Be honest and nice because you simply feel like it, that's the way you do it. Once a girl's got your heart, you gotta open it and-
[The drunken man then, out of nowhere, got more lucid. For Kagura isn't the Black Knight for anything, he quickly ducks and uppercuts the one behind him.]
Woah there! No need to get all aggressive on me, the kids wanna have their fun.
Blaze stops talking and stays silent throughout the affair, it’s obviously a battle Niko needs to fight himself, she even steps behind him, putting Niko in the front lines.
Rouge then shrugs again with a more pensive face
"While I can't say i'm impressed, i'll at least give him that. But if you really wanna impress the ladies you'll need to give a show. After all, it's when danger arrives when your true self comes out."
She then turns to a frown and crosses her arms
"I would give you an example if some random Eggman robots were to suddenly and conveniently attack us."
"Well, I was trying to be nice..."
Niko sighs, but Alex's random appearance plus the fact that he almost stabbed that one guy gives him an idea.
"How about we use that guy as a punching bag? I'm sure he won't mind."
Sorry, but I can't allow it. I'm technically still on duty.
[A chill runs down Kagura's spine as he gets up with both arms crossed.]
And I was drunk while on duty, I'm so glad Hibiki isn't here...
He mutters, nervously looking around.
Like I said, I can't let you hit random dudes on the streets, unless you also want to try your luck with the female officers.
He laughs as he pats Niko on the back.
Blaze sighs quite loudly.
Please tell me you aren’t one of those people who thinks punching someone is the solution to all problems.
Niko shrugs.
"Nevermind then."
He shakes his head.
"No, not at all. I've only wounded someone once and that person was a serial killer cultist who had some tattoos and also looked kinda like Jesus."
He has another idea, he goes over to a few random stores and drags out some mannequins, none of the stores have any workers anyway.
"Ah, these should work. Needs a few finishing touches."
He goes off and gets a marker, coming back to draw some angry faces onto the mannequins.
"Perfect."
(edited by InterNiko)
Blaze watches Niko silently, just watching and hoping he doesn’t turn out to be a serial killer. It would explain the manequins though.
Rouge strokes her chin with her index finger. She then comes to a realization and pulls a flamethrower like weapon out of her pocket dimension and hands it to Niko
"Here, why don't you try this out. I'm not sure CQC suits you, after all."
Yeah, see, I'll probably have to take you both into custody if that flamethrower is used.
[Kagura simply raises an eyebrow at the kids antics.]
I'm not gonna repeat myself, so think through what you're about to do.
(edited by KaguraMutsuki)
Blaze quietly removes herself from the situation and leaves. Maybe she’ll return, but probably not.
Rouge shows Kagura a large laminated paper
"You see this? This is my permit to do whatever I want. Prime Minister's orders and all that."
[He simply points at Niko, just a bit amused by this turn of events]
But he doesn't have it, law isn't gonna be on his side, lemme tell you that.
(edited by KaguraMutsuki)
Rouge merely facepalms at this ridiculous statement
"I'm pretty sure "at all costs" means at all costs. Besides, we're in a post-apocalyptic setting that is overrun with criminals and super villains. Who cares about a little vigilantism?"
ooc: Is that a motherfucking disgaea 4 reference?
Niko laughs and refuses the flamethrower like weapon.
"I've already got something for this, actually."
He takes some sort of gun-like mechanism out of its holster.
"You ready for this?"
He puts the mechanism up to his head. Taking a few deep breaths.
"Persona."
He pulls the trigger and a glass shattering sound is heard. His scarf starts flapping in nonexistent wind as some sort of creature appears behind him. It looks like a black mass of tentacles.
"Alright, let's just get this over with, Yog-Sothoth."
He points at the group of mannequins as a blast of psychic energy hits all of them. Immediately knocking them down, a few of the mannequins' heads fly off.
"Ta-daa, Mapsiodyne. You impressed yet? Fearful? Little bit of both, maybe?"
Lady, I don't make the laws, the NOL does. Besides, whatever the Black Beast did 100 years ago doesn't excuse a kid using a weapon, especially if he isn't even part of the Vigilante Guild.
[He sighs and rubs the back of his head, wishing the headache away. He didn't like working this way but it was better than war and paperwork. And then, Niko summons a "Persona" to blast away the mannequins.]
See, kid's got the moves and also got the memo, so I won't have to take him in.
[The man smiles and turns to Niko.]
That was pretty impressive, it didn't seem like Ars Magus I know about. Was that a "Drive"?
Rouge lets out a little sigh of disappointment at the b0i's persona
"Meh, a bit to flashy for my taste... Although, it could serve as a nice distraction... hm"
She thinks to herself for a moment
"Interesting power, kid. And I think I know just the way to use it; If you're interested, that is.
He shakes his head.
"Nope, it was a Persona."
Niko looks over to Rouge, although he's skeptical about the offer.
"Well, you gotta give me details before I blindly rush into something. I'm not known for rushing, unlike a blue hedgehog."
I guess they call it differently here...that's weird.
[He lets out a sigh of relief to the skies, and soon after he starts to make his way out of the mall.]
You better get a permit to act as a Vigilante, kid. Otherwise you will get people on your ass sooner than later.
See ya, I hope I don't see your face on a "Wanted" poster.
Rouge smiles a bit at Niko's comment
"Oh, so you know Sonic? Makes things a bit easier for me, at the least. So, long story short, i'm here to help recruit new members to the Sonic's forces. It's a group of warriors fighting under Sonic's command in order to keep the peace in the world. And we need new brave idiots now more than ever now that Infinite has been revived as Infinite+1. And i'll get chewed off by Knockles again if I don't bring in any new recruits... So, what do you think?"
*Large white rectangles with writing on them appear in front of Niko*
[Yes, sounds like fun]
[No, but it actually just asks you the question again if you pick this so you're forced to pick yes]
Niko picks no. He'll keep spamming no as many times as needed.
"Really? Are you sure about that??? You'll get premium membership to the Sonic cafe and all."
[Yes, I like coffee!]
[No, and I mean it this time!]
"Wow this is fun."
He picks no yet again.
"Seriously, if you choose no too many times the game starts to bug out. I'd seriously advise against it."
[Alright, yes, just stop buggin' me!]
[No, I revel in the chaos]
"Last time I checked this isn't a game."
No, again.
"Oh, yea, if this isn't a game."
Rouge puts a revolver up to her head
"Then explain why I can respawn after doing this?"
"Go ahead, do it."
He's ready to move out of the way just in case this is a fakeout.
Behind Niko, something crept up. Something short, pastel colored, less than pure intentions... What was this creature with such a lust for the living?
Oh. Wait. It's just Sylveon.
She attempts to surprise Niko by wrapping two ribbons around him from behind, a bag containing various random things hanging around her neck.
Why hello~ making new friends?
Her mischievous eyes looked towards Rogue as if sizing her up.
"Hmpf, fine then."
Rouge shots her self in the head. A faint oof sound can be heard as her body drops to the floor. Just then, another Rouge walks into the door. She approaches the group once more.
"See, we're in a videogame! ...Oh, and nice to meet you, fox thing."
(edited by Rouge)
Niko shakes his head.
"No fucking way. That had to be fake."
Niko notices Sylveon.
"Oh, hey. Yeah I was making a new friend until bat-tits showed up."
(edited by InterNiko)
Star poofs in with a ship cannon on her back. It's just stuck to her back for some reason.
Hmm...now where can I find stuff to fix this thing up...?
ooc: her breasts aren't even that big wtf guys come on
Fox thing? I don't believe that's how we make friends in this world.
Sylveon nods to Niko and approaching Rogue. Her eyes drifted to her breasts in a not so subtle way before extending a ribbon near her hand.
You say, "Hello", and "How do you do". Then it's proper. I am Sylveon~ and I would advise against copouts such as suicide. Wouldn't it be a waste if assets such as yours were wasted? Alas, you seem no worse for wear... I do like a woman who can take a hit~ even if they are self inflicting.
Rouge frowns and hesitates for a bit, before replying
"It's Rouge, and I don't exactly do 'proper'."
She steps one foot forward and shakes Sylveon's ribbon
"But you do seem rather unique to me, so not like I can say it isn't a pleasure. And don't worry about me, I got a few extra lives so I won't be gettin' a game over anytime soon."
She smirks
Good. Then that makes two of us.
The Sylveon giggled mischievously. She seemed please.
I was under the impression that only cats had nine lives. But it's nice to be surprised... I see somewhat of a kindred spirit in you~ perhaps I could give you a tour of the bright lights of Shinjuku sometime?
...oh, here's a place I can probably buy parts at.
Star heads inside a random store... it's a jewelry store...what she's going to do with a bunch of jewelry is anyone's guess.
Niko just kinda walks away and sits on a bench.
"Well, I'll just be over here, doing this until a certain person comes back."
"Ahaha, I was originally here on a mission, but not like I can't take some leisure every once and awhile."
She lets out a faint yawn before continuing
"Alright then, I think I just may have to take you up on that offer. The target seems to be a no-show, and I wouldn't want to have flown all the way into this country for nothing after all."
Niko takes out a coin and just starts flipping it due to boredom. His persona is still there.
Blaze returns and sits back down with Niko, she seems happy to be there.
Sorry I ran off, I was just really uncomfortable. I’m sure you understand.
Niko nods. His persona is also unsummoned.
"I understand. Welcome back, though."
He smiles at Blaze.
"Just don't mind the knocked over mannequins, okay?"
She looks over at the mannequins
I saw what you did to them, that’s impressive. All I can do is burn and distroy. Sometimes even I can’t control it.
She sighs.
"You're actually kinda lucky, I'd kill for something that isn't a persona."
He sighs as well.
"Using a persona is just really really tiring and this method is especially stressful."
Star walks out of the store with a bag full of jewelry hoisted over her shoulder.
Ain't nobody to stop me from stealing all these, and if there is then they probably can't stop me because I'm awesome and stuff.
Right on que with a puff of mist and mystery a Spell Punk appears before Star with a rather stern look.
"Stop right there criminal! You violated the law not that I really care but more importantly you are in possesion of a very rare and valuable Crystal Eye in that bag one of a very rare power and I'm afraid I can't let it be lost again!"
With a stern look the Spell Punk put out it's "hand?"
"Hand over the bag now!"
Five whiterun guards burst into the room, brandishing their swords and marching up to Star.
Star considers for a moment before putting the entire bag in her pocket and holding out her cannon.
Hmm...how about no?
hands in the air, motherfucker!!
Appearing out of nowhere, Police Momkey slowly walks towards Star with his pistol aimed directly at her. You can immediately tell that he has a disliking for robberies.
A guard walks up to her. "Stop, you've committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what do you say in your defence?!"
...wow, did I seriously piss off this many people just by stealing? I'm honestly surprised...so surprised, in fact, that I'll give you a deal! Buy one get one free cannonballs! Price starts at nothing, so get em while they're hot!
Star starts firing her cannon and running, laughing like a madman.
The spell punk starts generating some strange raw energy in it's.....hand? Regardless it's aimed to strike her.
"I'm afraid you don't have a say in this."
Orbs start flinging about to counter attack the canon balls
"And your little tricks won't be able to bail you out of this either!"
nah fam, you’ve got it all wrong....
With a press of a button, which is located on the side of his gun, The Momkey’s weapon turns into a Lightsaber with a yellow beam.
..those cannonballs are actually half off!
The Momkey slices the cannonballs that almost come into contact with him in half with his lightsaber.
(edited by Police_Momkey)
Hey, lookie what I can do! Whee!
Star jumps through a glass part of the ceiling and keeps firing cannonballs down on everyone as she runs away... only to crash through another part of the ceiling on the other side of the mall onto a bench.
The Momkey was getting overwhelmed with all of these cannonballs raining down on him.
i’m just wasting my time with these shitty ass cannonballs!
Holstering his lightsaber, The Momkey dashes towards the other side of the mall with his extreme momkey agility, until he makes it to the bench. Seeing Star sitting on the bench, The Momkey freezes, remembering something....something horrible that he read a while back.
oh my fucking god...
With a wave of magic the spell punks puffs into smoke to dodge the canon ball and then moves towards star. When he reforms he takes the chance to pin the rascal in place. With a wave of his misty old spells he rematerializes the bench to wrap only star in place. It takes the moment to snicker at it's deed.
"I think i'm still waiting for a return on those bags if you so please."
...pfft! I can't believe you guys fell for this! Hahahahah! The best thing about immortality is infinite suicides!
Star explodes in a blaze of glory, only to reappear a few feet from where she had exploded and run again, shooting more cannonballs around.
Being still frozen in place, the cannonballs that Star shot knock Police Momkey down with ease. He’s completely unaware that he’s on the ground.
Horus's eyes glow up as if receiving a prophecy. Without any hesitation, he recedes from his homeland of the sun and descends upon the Nexus. Appearing as a shining falcon of light, he phases into the mail and flies in front of Star
"You have defiled this sacred place with your crimes of burglary! Prepare to face my wrath!
Suddenly, a miniature sun appears above Star
"I doom you to an enternity of a hot summer's day, with no air conditioning!"
Suddenly, to disturb the peace of this not so quiet mall, an EXTREMELY evil Supervillain appears with a very evil laugh! how very dastardly, indeed! his minions have already stolen all of the jewelry and Legos in the mall!
HAHAHAHA!!! Citizens of the world, I am SUPERVILLAIN, the most EVIL of all evils in any world! Now thanks to me, none shall enjoy wedding gifts, holiday presents and childrens toys! for they belong to me! I will build my EVIL HIDEOUT out of LEGO PIECES!!!
The explosion cause the spell punk to dissolve into a strange frenzy of sparks...the spell punk has died...a moment of silece...
No wait it's back over there and another one yonder. Infact now there seems to be more now, perhaps another trick up it's slevee but now it begins to fire a barrage of elemental orbs at all angles on Star.
Sorry, you're too late! I already stole all the jewelry! And this place isn't sacred, it's just a mall! Now if you'll excuse me, I must be off to bedazzle my cannon!
Star walks off and onto a wall before floating slowly for the broken ceiling...very slowly...and seemingly not caring too much about damage...
(edited by Starwaddle)
fuk you and your immortality that's a fukin sun it'll burn you to deth also it tracks all your new forms and rebirths so don't you dare try saying you aren't affected by tat
Alright, alright, I'll admit, I actually paid for it! I just wanted to see what would happen and how far I could take it, okay? Seriously, you think I can't pay for this much? Dude, I'm fucking loaded! Now could everyone calm down!?
Very clever, Starwaddle! But I, the greatest Supervillain of all time, have still made off with all of the Legos in the city! in 50 years I can sell them on the auction, and MAKE MILLIONS! then no one will stop I, the SUPERVILLAIN!
HAHAHAHA!!!
The Supervillain escapes in his evil death star of doom! what will the children do without Legos!?
"At least give the Crystal eye back you arn't even gonna use it you thief!"
In a moment of anger the spell punk pops off and causes another rematerialization on broken celing reforming it to a wall of orignal stone ore it was made of, not so easy to pass or break through either.
"I won't rest till I get the artifact back theiving goddess!"
...okay, I feel like someone should stop that guy. I mean, what if he secretly puts a bunch of legos in people's houses for them to step on? That would be super evil. And I bought this eye fair and square! You want it, pay me double!
"So now you admit to LYING!!!??? You will pay a thousandfold for these transgressions!"
Horus summons a katana through a bright yellow portal and wields it between his two wings
"I challenge you to a duel! If you have any honor left within you, then you shall accept!"
He pulls out gold and runes worth triple the amount of what star paid.
"Riches mean nothing in the name of sorcer as old as I! Final payment take it or leave poacher!"
Ohh! Yeah, I'll take it!
Star tosses him the eye and takes out a new weapon. It looks like some kind of plant hanger with a gun on the side of it.
Okay then, I'll take your duel. But seriously, someone should stop that evil guy.
He catches the Crystal eye and graps onto it with firmness and apperciation before stuffing it back in his clock.
"Oh don't worry about the evil guy the lego will be his own downfall. Altneratively I can battle him to the bitter end if he so chose so but regardless focus on your fight."
"Hmpf, very well. Then I must demonstrate to you the power of light!"
Horus's blade then gleams with a shimmering golden yellow that's hot to the touch. He slashes the blade downward to form a curved projectile made of burning plasma, and once again sideways to form a cross that speedily approaches Star. As this occurs, he grips the ground with his talon and begins to run in a bipedal manner towards his opponent
Hikaru walks in
Hmm...
Nice Mall. I wonder who else is here. Now that I think about it I've never seen this place before. It's almost like this mall appeared out of nowhere? Maybe I'm thinking too much about it.
Star doesn't attempt to dodge and just lets projectile slice through her before her body suddenly heals on its own. She starts firing at him with her hanger and small explosions rocket out of the barrel of the gun.
You know, that sun is actually more beneficial to me than you might think. I've got the power of photosynthesis, baby! I can heal with the power of the sun!
Police Momkey finally comes to the realization that he had been wounded by one of the cannonballs that hit him in his left arm. Speaking of his left arm, it looks broken.
aw damn... that shit fucking hurts!
The Momkey slowly stands up and walks over to the almost destroyed bench, sitting down on it.
Hikaru hears the explosions in the distance
The hell was that noise? Something going on over there? I have an uneasy feeling about this.
Better silent my footsteps in case I walk into something violent...
Hikaru summons his Stand, The Smiths. A Stand in the shape of a lightly armored humanoid man appears behind him. The Smiths uses it's sound manipulation ability to silence the sound of Hikaru's footsteps. Hikaru makes his way to the explosion
Let's see what's going on in this neck of the woods...
In the nick of time, Horus flies out of the trajectory missiles and lets them fly past him. He then proceeds to once more close the distance between Star and him by flying up and then swooping downwards towards her. He quickly slows his momentum by flying backwards, though, and decides to take a defensive option. He holds his sword in one wings and crosses his wings together in a "block" stance. He then summons a solid barrier around him with hexagonal and square faces.
"Tetrakarn!"
Aw, how cute! Too bad this is non-elemental!
Star keeps firing as she swings her hanger wildly around, trying to be unpredictable.
The Spell Punk was gettin itself seated to watch the upcoming duel but caught sight of Hikaru. Seeing how there was not much left for him to do here why not meet another new fellow with their own oddity. As such the little Punk floated it's way to Hikaru to witness this strange new precense he felt.
"Another new fellow huh? You seem to have a strange ticking buzz to you mate."
(edited by Spell_Punk)
Niko looks at everything going on and sighs.
"Well, this sucks."
gun
As the two god or god like beings were fighting, a man with no shirt on and with golden arms and legs entered the Mall and started looking around with his white eye. He would soon spot Star and Horus, he soon started walking towards the fight
Hanger with a gun stuck to it.
Click. Clack. Click. Clack. The sounds of someone's footsteps echo throughout the mall, approaching the fighters.
..........
.......
Bazinga.
Hikaru notices Star in the scuffle going on
Huh? It's that madness goddess. What's she doing out here? And why is she causing this mess?
He then turns around to the Spell Punk
And...what're you supposed to be? Some kind of floating gas cloud or something? No offense by the way.
Asura would look at everyone before he put his focus on the fight
You didn't discuss the element before hand so you can't just claim that it's non-elemental without telling me first.Hanger with a gun stuck to it.
A man dressed in a cowboy attire strolls the mall with the brim of his hat covering his eyes and a cigarette in his mouth. After about a minute of walking, he comes across the calamity occurring between the bird and Star, who he recognizes. Blowing a huge puff of his cigarette, the man takes it out of his mouth and drops it on the ground purposely.
Well would ya look at that, the “Joestar’s†here too. I guess wherever I go, she’s coincidentally there too.
Hol Horse stomps on his cigarette once before continuing to spectate the fight.
"Gas cloud? Why does everyone resort to that comment first is my robe not able to stand out all at least make some original remark!..ah yeah sorry about that."
He shakes his head a bit trying to cool himself off a bit before responding.
"I am a Spell Punk they refer to use as beings as old as time and potent in sorcery no less. Oith and don't bother about the fight it's as nonsenical to explain as it is to watch."
Soon Hat Kid walked into the mall and smiles as she soon notice that fight that got her interest as she soon started walking to it but stayed outside of the fight to watch, she was right next to Hol Horse
Hikaru, slightly amused at the Spell Punk, but not really surprised, pulls out a cigarette and lights it.
So, an old sorcerer, a madness god, and a fuckin' eagle all in one place?
This mall is interesting all right. Someone should split up that fight before they end up destroying this place...
And I have just the ticket. But I think I'll stand down and see how this fight plays out.
Name's Michi by the way. Hikaru Michi. Pleasure to meet you
He then turns his attention back at the duel
(edited by Hikaru)
Hol Horse glances to the side, specifically looking at Hat Kid.
Hey kid, this part of the mall might be too dangerous for someone like yourself, ya know.... Or I dunno, you might be one of those kids who’s always living on the edge.
(edited by The_Entire_Horse)
ooc: That works, I suppose. Ic: While firing randomly did make Star unpredictable, it also made her inaccurate. Few of the shots actually managed to come close to Horus. Horus used his remarkable speed and reflexes to dodge the missiles and land right in front of Star. "Using a ranged weapon at this distance would be folly." He brandishes his katana once more and holds it up to his right shoulder in a "Samurai Stance". He lunges at Star like a vulture swooping down on their meal and performs a sideways slash across her stomach, aiming for her vitals.it's explosion elemental(a weaker almighty), so not an element that would be blocked by shields. I've just put it into my head somehow that almighty is non-elemental for some reason. Sorry about that.
"A pleasure to meet you as well. Anyway I would not bother trying to control goddess of chaos and old pipe head over there unless you got a solid plan mate. If so i'm all ears cause this is probably gonna end in the messiest way possible I reckon."
Drifitng to the floor the Spell Punk lays and watches the fight beside Hikaru. The Duel was a cloudy mess with a cloudy outcome to see happen.
Star doesn't dodge at all and gets sliced, only to be healed.
Oh, I'm dieing, I'm dieing, oh what a world...is what I would say if I didn't have photosynthesis thanks to this sun over my head. You kinda can't kill me with something like this on me...that said, I can't kill myself either.
Star goes back to shooting, now aiming much more accurately now that she isn't flailing around her weapon.
Sheldon leaves, he cannot take this stupidity.
Niko just sits there.
"Everything that's currently going on right now has to be a dream."
Hat Kid would look at Hol Horse
"I'm the latter, and besides I can always stop time to dodge out of the way of attacks"
Hat Kid said as her hat changed to the Time Stop Hat
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Hikaru smirks, while staring at The Smiths.
That't the trick old man. Everyone here is all ears, we were all attracted by the sound of these two knuckleheads fighting.
You may not be able to see it, but I've got this power. It's what a lot of people call a Stand, a manifestation of your fighting spirit. Only other Stand users can see them, but for what I've witnessed in this town, almost everyone can see it. Not sure what the case is for you.
My Stand name is The Smiths, and it can control and manipulate any sound around him. Anything
The Smiths then changes Hikaru's voice to sound exactly like the Spell Punk
Footsteps, gunshots, spells, voices, and even their accents. If it can be heard, I can bend it to my will.
Huh, you can stop time? Heheh, kind like...
Hol Horse pauses for a moment with his face turning a bit pale.
A-Actually, erm. nevermind. Just pretend I didn’t say anythin’.
Hol Horse wipes the sweat from off of his forehead with the back of his hand. Now that was a close call.
"Oh so that was up with this giant hulking humanoid you got strolling right behind you. Yes I can see it all right but that does not make it anymore interesting then that sound manipulation it has what a crafty ability. Reminds me of a spell that got outlawed by the council some time ago the only folks you would catch using magic like that are the outlaw types but you seem to have taken it to the next level!....Whoops nerding out a bit appologises."
"Alright then"
Hat Kid said soon sitting down just watching the fight
"Heh, better watch out, godling. It would be in thy best interest to understand the effects too much Carbon Dioxide would have on one's body."
Horus stands his ground and grits his teeth as he is pushed back by the explosions.
"I shall show you the might of the sun! Your weapons mean nothing to me!"
Horus then leaps high into the air performs a downward slash straight in front of him as he nosedives towards Star. He clutches his teeth tightly because his left wing was caught by one of the explosives.
Tossing his cigarette into the nearest fountain, Hikaru smiles and walks closer to the two causing the ruckus.
Well Spell Punk, this can either go really good, or really bad. But it's time to show you what this baby can do.
The Smiths uses his ability to make Hikaru's voice loud, echoing throughout the mall and the parking lot.
Hey goddess and bird! May I have your attention?
Hey, I'm a full blown goddess, damnit! Star Double!
Star summons her Stand and starts spinning around with her quickly to confuse Horus of which one is real, but stops abruptly when she hears Hikaru.
Huh? Oh, hey, it's you. You have a stand too? Neat.
Niko seems really out of it, not focusing on anyone.
"Wow, this is one weird dream."
Hol Horse immediately turns his head as soon as he heard Hikaru’s booming voice. Upon closely inspecting him, he notices a spiritual entity lurking behind him, instantly catching his interest.
Wait just a damn minute, is that a... Nah, it can’t be. No other stand users could exist in this city.... Well, from what I know.
Hikaru gives a small smile to Star
Nice to see you again. Now I don't wanna be that guy, cause I enjoy a nice scrap much like the others here, but I'm gonna have to be that guy. You mind taking this somewhere else before you destroy this mall? There seems to be a nice GYM over yonder direction down the street, good place for a fight. But here, you see, this here mall, it's kinda disturbing the other patrons, and you seem to be causing some grief to the owner. Now if it's not too much to ask, would you kindly take this somewhere else?
Horus stops his attack midair and flies down to respond Hikaru and his unnecessary wailing
"No, thou may not have thine attention. I'm trying to have a duel here and do not appreciate interruptions. Also, I'm a GOD not a GODDESS. And this girl isn't a bird either, she's a plant."
Horus sighs, clearly displeased by Hikaru. He walks over to Star and motions to her with his right wing
"Would you mind putting up one of those decoherence field thingies? I obviously placed too faith in humanity's good sense when I declared this duel."
The Spell punk pulls out some more runes to offer Star following the request.
"Listen to Hikaru's request and maybe I can even throw in some more runes and doubloons to our earlier payment I'm feeling generous in my trades today lad."
Hat Kid just watched, she slightly got bored so she soon stopped time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ePWNmLP0Z0 using her Time Stop Hat and soon she soon took out her umbrella and hitted Hol Horse in the back of his head before she putted away her umbrella, sat back down and soon time returned
Meh, I didn't want to fight anyway. I just did it because it would probably make uhh...Horus, here feel better I guess. I'll just leave if I'm being a bother... actually, I do have a bit more shopping to do.
Star gets her gauntlet out, sets it to SUCK, and punches the tiny sun above her, making it disappear.
There we go, no more sun burns for anyone. Also, a decoherence field? If you mean some kind of duel barrier, no thanks, I'm done.
For some unknown reason, Hol Horse felt a slight pain coming from the back of his head. He ignored the pain, primarily because it didn’t hurt him that much.
Hikaru sighs, pulling out another cigarette and lighting it, while pulling a pair of sound proof headphones from his other jacket pocket. He then responds in a calm manner to Horus
I was hoping you wouldn't say that. No really, I was REALLY hoping you wouldn't say that. I just want a peaceful end to a violent duel in this peaceful mall. But I guess gods and goddesses can be stubborn. No matter though, this will hurt like a bitch but guess it's worth a shot.
The Smiths pulls out two swords from it's back. The swords emit a small hum, precious sound which can be manipulated into anything it pleases. Hikaru then puts the sound proof headphones in his ears and prepares for The Smiths' hidden technique
SOUND BREAKER!!!!
The Smiths clangs it's swords together. While it initially makes a small clang noise, the sound then instantly turns into a loud, uncomfortable screeching sound, like someone scratching a chalkboard.
Horus begins to shout
"How DARE you dishonor our duel? First you steal, then you lie, and now this. I swear I will blow the sun up if you're so cowardice that you can't even see a fight to fruition. You have displayed the true extent of the sins of humanity, the beings who I have sustained for billions of year of years only to have them betray me in this manner. I'll have you know I haven't eaten in 3 weeks due to ungrateful humans like you who have grown stingy in their tributes. Truly, this is a pathetic species that is ungrateful of my sun."
Star and Star Double covers their ears.
HOLY SHIT THAT'S LOUD! AND FUCK YOU, BIRD, I'M A NICE PERSON! I DON'T CARE IF I SIN, I WON'T FIGHT IF I DON'T HAVE TO!
"Nobody asked for this false illusion of a sun or your godly tantrum mate!"
Spell Punk goes back to listening to Sound Breaker's amazing ear rape music in peace.
Sound breaker? What the hell is a sound breaker?
Upon hearing the clanging sound of the swords getting progressively louder, Hol Horse covers his ears.
So that’s a sound bre- AHHH!
Covering his ears was no use, the sound was too loud for him. Instinctively, Hol Horse quickly extends a hand towards The Smiths with a yellow energy surging around it. A second later, a grey revolver manifests in his hand, aiming it at the enemy stand’s leg.
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"How delusional do you have to be to call yourself a nice person after causing such a scene and rousing me from my resting place! Excuse me if some of us have families to feed and can't just go around doing as we please! But, if you don't want to fight, that's your choice. I suppose Japan can go a few days without light."
The area outside then begins to become progressively darker.
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'M SORRY, OKAY!? CAN WE JUST LET BYGONES BE BYGONES AND LET THIS END ALREADY!? BESIDES, IF WE KEEP FIGHTING WE'LL JUST MAKE PEOPLE MAD, AND I DON'T LIKE TO DO THAT!
Though the soundproof headphones protected Hikaru from the Sound Breaker, he could still manage to make out the sound of a revolver being drawn. He looks at Hol Horse who has a gun pointed at him
The hell? A cowboy? And he's aiming at The Smiths!? Can't say I'm curious to find out what a bullet feels like, gotta act fast!
SOUND BREAKER TIMES TWO
The Smiths clangs his swords together again, intensifying the screeching sound made by The Smiths, making it louder and even more disturbing.
"Fine, fine, whatever. I won't cast eternal darkness today."
The sun goes back up
"But you still owe me a happy meal for my troubles, and this counts as a draw because I didn't get to use my secret plan of using your photosynthesis to heat up the atmosphere."
Horus lets out a faint smile, before flying in front of Hikaru
"And for making that annoying sound, you better have some tributes to make amends or else you'll be hearing from my lawyer"
Hol Horse’s hand twitches just after he hears the sound of the next Sound Breaker, with his fingers seemingly phasing through the revolver.
HOW LOUD IS THIS DAMN THING?!!
Regaining his “grip†of the revolver, Hol Horse immediately pulls the trigger, sending a bullet flying towards The Smiths’s chest.
GAH! TOO MUCH TOO MUCH TOO MUCH!!
Star blocks her ears a pair of God Plugs and looks at Horus.
A Happy meal? Seriously? Dude, I'll cook you a full damn meal if it'll make you happy. My treat!
Hikaru barely dodges the bullet. Now angry, he moves in closer to Hol Horse
FUCKING HELL COWBOY I WAS TRYING TO GET THEM TO STOP! PUT THE GUN DOWN BEFORE I CRANK THIS BABY UP TO A TIMES 3! AND AT A CLOSER RANGE, YOU REALLY WOULDN'T LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU'RE INTO BLEEDING EARS
Just as Hikaru approached Hol Horse, he fell on the ground, passing out from the overwhelming amount of sound, or maybe because he was tired. Maybe both? Eh, I don’t know, I, the narrator, am too tired to think about why he passed out.
"Welp, since some people seem to just enjoy causing a ruckus, I think i'll just show myself out of here. I'll be at my temple if anyone needs me!"
Horus goes out of the mall the way he came.