A Trip to Pancake Land: Nostalgia Blind
I was not expecting this at all, what change of scenery.
<i>[Kagura chugged down his bottle before slowly moving towards the children.]</i>
I probably made a wrong turn, where the hell can I find some hot chicks in the middle of a forest or something?
<i>[The man almost trips, oops. But he keep moving forward to the west and sits down by the fire.]</i>
Hey kids! Mind tellin' this handsome gentleman where can I find some beauties?
A Trip to Pancake Land: Nostalgia Blind
I'm lookin' for a buncha bullies named the "Pancake Guards", and by the way you guys talk...I think I hit the jackpot.
<i>[The man points at the one guard with a feather on his helm using his left index finger. The empty bottle is a clear contrast of his otherwise heroic figure.]</i>
When it comes to business I just wanna have fun, when it's about permission then I say "Excuse me" beforehand.
<i>[Kagura throws the empty bottle to the ground, it shatter on impact. And his sword leaves his back, thrusting itself into the ground due to the weight of the thing. Kagura leans against this massive sword and closes both eyes.]</i>
And so...
Excuse me, but I wanna have some fun. Therefore, I give myself the permission to kick your ass back into the fridge.<div class='edited'>(edited by KaguraMutsuki)</div>
A Trip to Pancake Land: Nostalgia Blind
Why I'm doin' it is because you kids look like you need a bit of help, who knows how many others.
<i>[This apparently drunk man turned to smile at the kids with a confidence not seen in many places. His eyes were like the burning sun, his stance was calm and collected. His carefree voice now had a lower tone, absolute seriousness.]</i>
I'll take your word, nobody is dying today.
But right now, I feel like overthrowing a regime.
<i>[The man looks with his eyes for the Castle, and quickly makes his way towards it. The winds waves his cape as he makes a sharp turn.]</i>
I'm not called the "Black Knight" for anything.
<i>[The childran may only see a firm thumbs up as the sole man walks towards the Castle. Waving cape, heroic thumbs up, a powerful sword on his back and an empty bottle on his left hand.]</i>
A Trip to Pancake Land: Nostalgia Blind
<i>[What a crazy party that was! The people of this world sure know how to have fun lemme tell ya. Kagura was having the time of his life with a bottle of whiskey by his hand. The lighs were bright and he seemed to get to a new disco of sorts.]</i>
Might as well just go, night's too young for me to waste it in a single place.
<i>[Without thinking much about it, Kagura walks towards the portal. With a hic and a laugh, he fell into it.]</i><div class='edited'>(edited by KaguraMutsuki)</div>
A Trip to Pancake Land: Nostalgia Blind
<i>[The rulers of this place are truly tyranic. Kagura's stomach feels sick, and not because of the gigantic amount of booze he had the past few hours. Despite this, he opens his eyes and stands up.]</i>
I'll be on my way, but you need to tell me where they are.
Don't worry, I'm not goin' to report ya.
<i>[Kagura tightens his bandages and makes sure to take the dust off his cape.]</i>
I will beat the livin' crap outta them till they realize they are being jackasses.
A Trip to Pancake Land: Nostalgia Blind
I came looking for a coward and I find myself a man.
To be honest, I was hoping I would find some sort of attractive woman along the way but here we are.
<i>[Kagura pushes himself from the sword and leaves it in place. The man takes a fighting pose, doing nothing but cracking his knuckles. He then makes some quick circular movements with his head.]</i>
I don't want a stiff neck.
I'll let you know though, you try anything weird and not a single one of your men will be able to walk for a week or two.
A Trip to Pancake Land: Nostalgia Blind
<i>[Kagura takes the two hits and take a step or two back. After this he chuckles a bit before moving forward with his left fist. However, the way he hits him is rather unique, instead of the front of his fist clashing against the face of the Captain, it's the back of his hand. Immediately after, he does it again in the exact same way.]</i>
Call me "Black Knight"
<i>[The sword that was left behind standing tal was taller than Kagura himself, and as wide as the man. One can only imagine how strong he must be to swing that around. Kagura hopes these two punches are enough, but then he hears that commanding voice and he hold his head wih both hands.]</i>
Man! My head...! I think the booze is going away, damn!
But...I guess we could settle this later, looks like I've been called.
A Trip to Pancake Land: Nostalgia Blind
"The Hero that will unite the Land", that sounds good.
<i>[Kagura gives his sword a very weak and quick kick. The sword then rapidly spin in the air before the man catches it with his right hand. Then, after another quick spin of the sword he places it on his back as he makes his way to the Castle.]</i>
This "Pancake King" will have a lot to answer for.
<i>[However, he overhears what the Advisor said before walking down the long red carpet. The man sighs.]</i>
Or I can just make whatever time I have be worth it.
Hopefully something can be done for those kids.
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Be honest and nice because you simply feel like it, that's the way you do it. Once a girl's got your heart, you gotta open it and-
<i>[The drunken man then, out of nowhere, got more lucid. For Kagura isn't the Black Knight for anything, he quickly ducks and uppercuts the one behind him.]</i>
Woah there! No need to get all aggressive on me, the kids wanna have their fun.