<i>Suddenly, to disturb the peace of this not so quiet mall, an EXTREMELY evil Supervillain appears with a very evil laugh! how very dastardly, indeed! his minions have already stolen all of the jewelry and Legos in the mall!</i> HAHAHAHA!!! Citizens of the world, I am SUPERVILLAIN, the most EVIL of all evils in any world! Now thanks to me, none shall enjoy wedding gifts, holiday presents and childrens toys! for they belong to me! I will build my EVIL HIDEOUT out of LEGO PIECES!!!

Very clever, Starwaddle! But I, the greatest Supervillain of all time, have still made off with all of the Legos in the city! in 50 years I can sell them on the auction, and MAKE MILLIONS! then no one will stop I, the SUPERVILLAIN! HAHAHAHA!!! <i>The Supervillain escapes in his evil death star of doom! what will the children do without Legos!?</i>

<i>The tyrannical government of Neo-Japan continues to oppress the population. Ghost Michael Jackson, President and dubbed the Dancer of Death by the intergalactic community rules the populace in an eternal Thriller The SUPERVILLAIN has turned the entire universe into a golf course and has occasional tea with Cthulhu</i> Does no HERO dare try to stop my EVIL PLANS!?

JOIN ME JUNPEI, AND WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON!!!

<i>Untitled by Simple Plan plays in the background while Mr. Detective lies bleeding, bullet in his chest. The robot bunny that injected him lifts him up crying.</i> &quot;It will be okay... i was made of listrine... I'll be with you in the afterlife, my love.&quot; <i>Michael jackson is the new president of Neo-Japan, the sun is now a golfball. The Supervillain hole in ones the Alpha Centauri</i> MWAHAHAHA! NOW I AM GOING TO TURN MARS INTO A PLANET ENTIRELY POPULATED BY MINIONS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHA! the DEATHRAPTOR was only the first part of my plan! reinforcements have arrived! <i>Mr. Detective is overwhelmed soon when sexy, seductive robot bunnies approach him with syringes, shaking their strong metal (and very appealing) bods while they inject him with listerine THE SUPERVILLAIN, too POWERFUL for this conflict is approaching the mafia boss</i> There is only one room for a great SUPERVILLAIN here! and it is I, the SUPERVILLAIN

<i>Suddenly, without warning, THE most DASTARDLY being imaginable hath descended onto the domain of the Hat Kid!</i> HAHAHAHAA! YOU'RE TOO LATE, HAT KID! the organization has already captured your friends and now soon the worlds economy will belong to me! I will begin with McDonalds, and then Burger King, and SUBWAY! not even local chains are safe! only such EVIL planning can be done by... <b>THE SUPERVILLAIN</b>

<i>With no opposition to the DASTARDLY, and BEAUTIFULLY EVIL villainy of the SUPERVILLAIN, he continues to rule the Golfiverse while Michael Jackson rules Neo-Japan. The invasion of China, Australia and Korea has begun WHO WILL STOP THIS EVIL? <b>TO BE CONTINUED. WHEN THE WRITER ISNT DYING OF HUNGER</b></i>

<i>The Supervillain brings in his EVIL and VILLANOUS army of helicopter attack robots deflect the lasers as he points at Niko with a lightning flash in the background</i> FOOL! I am no cartoon! I am the embodiment of all things EVIL AND DARK! the shadows will consume you, and all your friends! but first, I really need money. <i>The Supervillain raises his hand, and ATMs instantly surrender to his might and fork over billions of dollars.</i> MWAHAHAHAHA WHO WILL STOP MY DASTARDLY PLANS? NO ONE! I AM THE SUPERVILLAIN <i>Supervillains most powerful attack pet, the DEATHRAPTOR lunges at the Hat Kid while gunfire rains fromt the skies!</i>

I, the SUPERVILLAIN have waited all of my life to take over the world! a mere gary stu is no match for my ORIGINALITY and PERSEVERENCE! But you are too late, Mr. Detective! Soon, I will turn the sun into a golf ball and play golf with the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! THE ONLY LEGAL GAME WILL BE [B]GOLF WITH FRIENDS![/B] As for you, Mr. Detective, you will meet your match with THIS! <i>Mr. Detective is SHOCKED AND APPALED as a dark apparition appeared, he is suddenly faced with the ghost of Michael Jackson. All of the robots revive (including the DEATHRAPTOR) and engage in dank dance moves. Soon all will be unable to resist the dance</i> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA