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Golden_Junpei

Da man hath come

No need to fear, Junpeiverse is here. Consume noodle and shoot headaman.

Server

So youre new?

Golden_Junpei

New? No, I'm da man. I have come to chug cup noodles and obtain the ultimate power.

Server

And Ill eat tons of meat and obtain the ultimate meat power

Golden_Yu

Yu feels offended

Ace_Defective

On multiple levels

Yu-Narukami

Thus the curse of Yu Narukami continues.

Kamen-Rider-Izanagi

I'm sorry did someone say The Yuniverse is back?

Server

Be yu-self

Golden_Junpei

There is no need to be offended. I am the way, the truth, and da man.

-Yukari-

Oh no

Golden_Junpei

Oh Yucatan Peninsula, I didn't see you there. Believe it or don'tâ„¢ my bad character vision was toggled off because I was busy looking at google image searches of myself on my playstation 4 web browser.

-Light-

Thus the curse of Yu Narukami continues. I still want to join

elmco

what actually is happening and why is a terrible quality junpei t-posing

(edited by elmco)

JustAMimikip

Oh no

Skechi-Akechi

Our savior has come to bless us with hot girls and home runs.

Golden_Junpei

I am here to provide one of those things yes. Baseball is da sport. Hot girls are hard to get unless they are gothic lolitas. Use the power of home plate to da-da-da-da Level Up!

Sarinman

Junpei is a better waifu than Yukari, change my mind.

(edited by Sarinman)

Rom_Dolos

Junpei is a better waifu than Yukari, chang my mind. I wholeheartedly agree

Golden_Junpei

Yucky Reee is low tier defective. Da man is top tier ace defective. I could say change my mind, but da man is about fairness. I know you couldn't.

-Yukari-

No u

DongleDude

Holy heckles those are upvotes

Yu-Narukami

Phan Theory: Junpei was so well received in Persona 3 that Persona 4 was their attempt at making a protagonist more similar to Junpei.

Skechi-Akechi

Lord Junpei, I would be honored if you would grant me a small piece of your vast knowledge. Which flavor of cup noodles are da best?

Camziez

Da Man-sama, I am overjoyed to be in your presence, for I would be pleased if you could teach me your ways. Which S.E.E.S. chic is da hottest?

-Yukari-

Oh god, don't start

Golden_Junpei

Lord Junpei, I would be honored if you would grant me a small piece of your vast knowledge. Which flavor of cup noodles are da best? The ones that come in a cup. Bowl noodles are for defectives! Da Man-sama, I am overjoyed to be in your presence, for I would be pleased if you could teach me your ways. Which S.E.E.S. chic is da hottest? S.E.E.S isn't real. It's all about da Shadow Ops, but I can't say anything about that because of my own chick, Chidori.

Rom_Dolos

Lord Junpei, please enlighten me with your infinite wisdom. What is "it", and should I believe it or don't?

Skechi-Akechi

Thank you for sharing your wisdom, oh great and powerful da man. I shall treasure this knowledge forever.

Camziez

I must agree with Akechi, I will forever owe a great debt to you!

Ina

Oh great and almighty da man, thank you for your presence.

Golden_Junpei

Lord Junpei, please enlighten me with your infinite wisdom. What is "it", and should I believe it or don't? It is up to the listener whether it is to be believed or didn't

Rom_Dolos

Ah yes. I thank you deeply, Da wise and almighty Man. How could I have been so blind?

Skechi-Akechi

We must make an offering to our messiah. But what shall we offer his holiness?

Catn

I canâ€™t believe weâ€™re witnessing the appearance of da man himself

elmco

oh so this is a cult now

Golden_Junpei

I will not call this a cult. It is da people's choice to follow me. I will not force my ideals upon them, for I simply desire cup noodles and happiness for my qt gothic lolita gf.

Skechi-Akechi

My Lord, I offer you this glorious tower of cupped noodles. Please accept my humble offering. https://scontent-lax3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/c81a38512e3847920ffac457ad8e9e50/5BF6E7A2/t51.2885-15/e35/s480x480/17662234_1399107830151997_4003763707262795776_n.jpg

Golden_Junpei

Da man approves, we will have many a gaming night while consuming these cup noodles.

-Yukari-

I'm just gonna be babysitting all of you when that happens

Camziez

I also wish to present a holy amount of cup noodles for you. Please, accept this blessing in all of it's glory. https://cdn2.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/styles/980x551/public/images/methode/2018/09/23/64ed310e-bbeb-11e8-8bc4-fc59ff6846aa_1280x720_181726.JPG?itok=fJnIXx1Z

Golden_Junpei

With these our power is limitless. Da-da-da-da! Da man has leveled up!

JunpeiStupeiIori

da da da dabs

-Yukari-

Uh, Junpei...? ... You're kinda being... Um... ... ..... You know what, this is fun. Let us all have a field trip to the Shin-Yokohama Ramen Museum, and rejoice in this spectacular phenomenon bestowed upon us today, in celebration of Da Man's return!

Golden_Junpei

Silly Ukulele, accepting the Junpeiverse will not grant you penance after all of the hurt you have brought Junpeis everywhere. Aye, we Junpei supporters will go to the Ramen Museum, but you shall be relegated to the Wild Duck Burger.

InterNiko

this is the best religion i've ever seen

Ina

Indeed, my friend. Indeed.

-Yukari-

Guess I'll no HP

-Light-

Guess I'll no HP You are the party healer don't die now.

-Yukari-

sigh Fine, I'll accept my punishment! Now lemme just drag Makoto with me so he can raise our social link! OwO

-Light-

P-punishement?

-Yukari-

... Oh. No.

Sarinman

I like where this is going

-Light-

... Oh. No. Hey you asked for it.

Golden_Yu

Yu know Yunderstands how Yu feels. The Yuniverse was a mistake

Golden_Junpei

Your punishment is thus. Become a better character, then da man will actually decide on what penalty you must pay for ruining many a Junpei's day. Until that time comes when you are not actually likened to a walking dumpster fire, you shall forever be excluded from da man's happy fun time.

Minato_Arisato

I'm in full support of Junpei taking the position as the protagonist. I want to join in on happy fun time.

-Yukari-

First Aigis, and now him.... Ugh.

-Light-

I'm in full support of Junpei taking the position as the protagonist. I want to join in on happy fun time. Go back to sleep door-kun

Server

Meat are far more powerful, I shall rebel against this so called Da Man, and Ill make sure Ill change your heart (chie's debut to the Phantom Theives)

(edited by Server)

elmco

I don't know why you tried to deny it, this is most definitely a cult. A strange, cup-ramen-eating cult. oh well, here's my offering. https://resources.matcha-jp.com/archive_files/jp/2016/04/4fe1b0ce2e8a251648879466cb1bc7e3-700x524.jpg

jumpi_ior

yes i shal contibut two. in fac, i wil giv an hole hosue ful of cup nodls. al hale da man an teh jumpivers http://finedininglovers.cdn.crosscast-system.com/BlogPost/l_1993_cupnoodles-giant--1-.jpg

Ace_Defective

Who tf

Golden_Junpei

Shame upon you and your family

-Yukari-

End my suffering already

jumpi_ior

Shame upon you and your family am alrdi ashamd of my famli

Storyteller_Junpei

Never has there been a being more malicious to the Junpeiverse than jumpi_ior. Believe it... or Donâ€™t.

Supervillain

JOIN ME JUNPEI, AND WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON!!!

Gro_Akooch

ho junpi om gro akooch les join forcs to give fantomthef d

Gor_Akec

hello junpei it is i gor akec let me join the forcf to help give phantfg the f the slap

Tommy-Wiseau

Oh hai Junpei!

Server

Cant believe this thread is still alive

Catn

We must keep this thread alive out of respect for da man

Sarinman

Is the junpeiverse really a thing? I don't know if I should scared or not.

Ace_Defective

I'm scared if that helps

Golden_Junpei

I fear not for others, but for those of us who have become slandered and by extension corrupting the Junpei name.

Storyteller_Junpei

I too am scared for what would become of the sacred texts of Junpei. At this point, everyone will simply not believe it!

TheDeadMemeGuy

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.TTI8ZSWoi_XvxS65DQ4tOQHaEK&w=252&h=160&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7

elmco

gottem

Thatqueen

It's many types of lolis out there. Cute lolis, Bad lolis, old lolis but the most powerful ones are Inmate lolis

(edited by Thatqueen)