Pouring a cup noodle out for da man because his GF is dead.

Oh Yucatan Peninsula, I didn't see you there. Believe it or don'tâ„¢ my bad character vision was toggled off because I was busy looking at google image searches of myself on my playstation 4 web browser.

There is no need to be offended. I am the way, the truth, and da man.

I am here to provide one of those things yes. Baseball is da sport. Hot girls are hard to get unless they are gothic lolitas. Use the power of home plate to da-da-da-da Level Up!

hey watch this <b><i><span class="underline">Slonks gang weed and crunches cup noodle</span></i></b>

Yucky Reee is low tier defective. Da man is top tier ace defective. I could say change my mind, but da man is about fairness. I know you couldn't.

<b>Junpei opens his flip phone with baseball chain and sees the text. He ignores it.</b> Insulting that they should dare insinuate that da man could possibly become more perfect. <b>He sends a crate of empty cup noodles to the address in his stead. Some still have chopsticks in them.</b>

New? No, I'm da man. I have come to chug cup noodles and obtain the ultimate power.

<quote user="Skechi-Akechi">Lord Junpei, I would be honored if you would grant me a small piece of your vast knowledge. Which flavor of cup noodles are da best?</quote> The ones that come in a cup. Bowl noodles are for defectives! <quote user="Camziez">Da Man-sama, I am overjoyed to be in your presence, for I would be pleased if you could teach me your ways. Which S.E.E.S. chic is da hottest?</quote> S.E.E.S isn't real. It's all about da Shadow Ops, but I can't say anything about that because of my own chick, Chidori.

I will not call this a cult. It is da people's choice to follow me. I will not force my ideals upon them, for I simply desire cup noodles and happiness for my qt gothic lolita gf.