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Mmm I'm in my bed
Anybody wanna see me stick my rapier up my pussy? (¬‿¬)
That sounds like it would be incredibly painful

Don't put swords in your vagina
Become bone of your sword
Please refrain from inserting sharp metal objects into any of your own holes.
Disgusting! (;; @益@)
But I'm horny...do you have anything else in mind onii chan?
It's likely that you're just shitposting, but if you aren't; go somewhere else for a smut roleplay. Silly goose.
Roleplaying? You're the silly one. I can do very very dirty things senpai, and I can prove it to you ~~~ @Raidou Kuzunoha
Mitsuru this is... very unbecoming of you...
and also dangerous, please use literally anything other than a sword
Literally anything? Even you, senpai? :3 @jollyvaporeon
Kill this thread
But like... Why tho?
l-lewd...
not into girls sorry mitsuru-san, try junpei?
@jollyvaporeon Well since you did say anything, how about sticking an axe up there? (●´ω`●)
stop what senpai? do you need a little...extra attention? just wait!!! ≧◡≦ @bluehairdemo
oops I spelled your name wrong! sorry senpai! @bluehairedemo
The replied keep coming, and so does OP
why do you resent me senpai? (●⌒●) @bluehairedemo
Not even Messiah can save this thread lol
Because shoving weapons where they don't belong is incredibly dangerous. You. Need. To. STOP.
ok, senpai. i will. but please, show me your sword in stead. i'm pretty positive your sword belongs in me senpai. come here! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ @bluehairedemo
@bluehairdemo
notice me senpai. notice me. ●︿● @bluehairedemo

why doesn't senpai notice me? he resents me. its my fault. (∩︵∩)
You know, if you keep replying then so will OP. Just saying buddy.
mitsuru you need YHVH (and if you want him in THAT way, just know that he's a very dominant sort of man ;3c)
he likes when I reply to him. he's a little naughty senpai. yesss he is.
( ́ ◕◞ε◟◕`)
isn't that right? :3 @bluehairedemo
STOP RIGHT NOW
mmmm, I like them dominant. but sometimes I like to use my rapier on them. >:3 @jollyvaporeon
SENPAI WHY DO YOU RESENT ME? AM I NOT BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH?! (∩︵∩)
That would... hurt... so dont, please
Minato didn't die for this!
mmm how do you know? have you tried it yourself onii chan? i bet you have.
(。◕‿◕。) you're such a naughty big brother. :3 @Hillock
idc what he died for senpai. just notice me! (∩︵∩) @bluehairedemo
honestly i'm not sure if this is hilarious or extremely awkward but hey i'm here for the ride now (if you know what i mean ;3)
@bluehairedemo, please, let @Naked_Mitsuru be noticed
she needs it
YOU NEED TO STOP AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

((why not both?))
you wanna ride on my rapier?? :3 @jollyvaporeon
But why!!!! Let her do what she wants!!! She really needs it!!!! Dont you see!!!
She is suffering
She'd suffer more if she stuck weapons where they don't belong.
well then end her suffering @bluehairedemo, just go and save her!!! Notice her!!!!!
Fine... you've been noticed... But you're not getting my "sword".
bluehair, give her the ride of her life :3c
I'll never put my clothes on. You'll have to put them on for me. :3
@bluehairedemo

And at least Hillock understands me. Maybe he can be my new senpai? o3o
Thank you, @bluehairedemo, I see you are a man of culture...
Why can't I have your nice sword? T_T @bluehairedemo

At least show me senpai. I crave it.
Cuz I'm 99.9999999998% sure you're not talking about what's in my pants.
I am talking about what's in your pants! You already told me not to use real swords! Silly senpai ≧◡≦
@bluehairedemo
Accept me senpai.(∩︵∩) @bluehairedemo
STOP MITSURU! THIS IS WRONG AND YOU KNOW IT
send nudes
but bluehairedemo, she's so lonely without you~
I know its wrong, but it feels so right! ≧◡≦ @bluehairedemo
God... the hell happened to you Mitsuru?
@Melchizedek show me your Melchizedick first
@Hillock send me your Hilcock first
@jollyvaporeon you know me so well senpai. Come here! :3
My dick was cut off along time ago just show the nudes and stop stalling
Porn happened to me, senpai. YOU happened to me. Now come here!
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ @bluehairedemo
Keep talking to me like that and your balls will also be cut off (✿◠‿◠) @Melchizedek by my rapier! >:3
NO!! ... though this would be a different story if your hair color was diff- NO NO NO NO
Hentai is love. Hentai is life
I demand the nudes!!!! WHERE ARE MY FUCKING NUDES!!!!!!!
Wow, that's some serious problem you have in your hands.
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well @Hillock
:O @bluehairedemo SENPAI DOESN'T ACCEPT ME! I'M STICKING THE RAPIER UP MY ASS!(∩︵∩)

You're life :3 @Hillock

Now I'm going to cut your balls off and shove it down you're throat with my rapier! (✿◠‿◠)
NO!!! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!
Then touch me! RIGHT NOW!
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) @bluehairedemo
NO. CONTROL YOURSELF
I don't want to. If you want me to be controlled, you're going to have to do it yourself. Pin me down and tell me naughty things! :3 @bluehairedemo
Ok. That's it. I'm leaving.
All these boys after me...it honestly turns me on and makes me wanna stick my rapier in more! (⊙‿⊙✿)
I just want the nudes please I'm begging uou
@bluehairedemo nooooo! Don't leave, I'm sorry! I'll do whatever you say, just stay senpai!!!! Don't leave me!
o(╥﹏╥)o
No @bluehairedemo, just give in. Its better to not resist her
@Melchizedek its your fault why he's leaving me! ಥ_ಥ
Then put some clothes on and stop... whatever this is.
how could you make poor mitsuru cry like that... you're heartless...
Sounds nice.
@Hillock knows from experience o3o
you monster
Just nudes I'm not asking for much
Okay senpai @bluehairedemo

Oops, I lost my clothes...
.... I admit defeat.
You're asking to see my sacred body thats meant for @bluehairedemo @Melchizedek you dirty fiend ಥ_ಥ
Okay l'll just go find the nudes myself.
Admit you're my senpai @bluehairedemo
That monster @Melchizedek
The Kirijo Group would be ashamed of Ms. Kirijo's actions if this truly is Mitsuru Kirijo posting these lewd comments. An article will be published next week titled:

MITSURU KIRIJO: Sexually Repressed Corporate Ninfo or Fallen Public Darling?

If you have any information regarding these posts or the Shibuya Menace known as MOTHMAN, please contact the Daily Bugle Shibuya Division.
I'm.... wait... aren't you older than me?
Idk...you tell me senpai :3 @bluehairedemo
... Nope. Not doing this.
Yeah why not?! T_T @bluehairedemo

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┃┃╱╲ in this
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╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
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mothman
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At least Hillock senpai appreciates me T_T
This is wrong. This entire thread is wrong. DELET THIS
i'm disappointed in everyone here including myself for letting this topic reach 100 posts
This is fine
Don't delete it actually. This is now a sacred post. Every Monday we will come here and pray
@bluehairedemo leaves @Naked_Mitsuru

Top 10 anime betrayals
You guys wanna try for 200?????
I'll buy that for a dollar!
@Mixoris WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

(@Jollyvaporeon still it was fun XD)
Nah. Dinner. It was fun while it lasted...
But I will return...
Idc if this is wrong as long as I have you! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ @bluehairedemo

It sure is fine :3 @Hillock

Mmm you worship my body so much that you wanna pray to it onii chan? @Melchizedek
This is front page news!
YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We weren't together?! ಥ_ಥ I HATE YOU!! I'M STICKING THE RAPIER IN MY PUSSY! @bluehairedemo

I'm for dinner :3 @Hillock
Mmm I like that @Melchizedek
DON'T YOU EFFING DARE
Put a picture of me "playing" with my rapier as the front page o3o @J_Jonah_Jameson
Or what?! ಥ_ಥ @bluehairedemo
I'll... idk... do a thing you wouldn't like...?
I'll post that picture on the front page of Sunday's Daily Bugle Shibuya publication!
@bluehairedemo I don't think you know what I don't like senpai ;)

@J_Jonah_Jameson Thank you. I'll give you much wet kisses. o3o
... You're right, I don't.
I'll only let you find out what I like ♡ @bluehairedemo
I'm pretty sure she likes everything you do @bluehairedemo
I've noticed @Melchizedek ... but why?
I've noticed @Melchizedek ... but why?
Because.....you know I don't have a clue either.
(Browser screwed up on me)
Is it because I look like Minato?
Is MOTHMAN really the one who is posting these lewd things?!
@Melchizedek onii chan you know me so well 。◕ ‿ ◕。
@bluehairedemo because you're senpai. Duh silly. (◕‿◕✿)
Mothman isn't here anymore so don't worry about it. What you should worry about is eliminating the gays
Of course I know you so well I've seen your nudes
Ok cut the act. What's the real reason you're like this?
Because she is horny
(I have returned... for a bit)
The fact that this thread has been going strong for three hours now says something about you all
@Melchizedek liar! You have not seen my nudes! >:(
But I did. I googled them
Has MOTHMAN seen your nudes? @naked_mitsuru
@bluehairedemo i told you already! Seeing porn made me like this! The dirty web, turned me to a naughty naughty girl. Punish me senpai, I've been bad. :(
@Melchizedek those are photoshop you scum! I hope the Phantom thieves get you!
Ok, no more internet for you.
@Hillock you know me so well :3

@J_Jonah_Jameson no, he hasn't

@TheRealAlibaba you're just mad because I'm not sticking the rapier up my pussy anymore you fiend!!
Ok senpai. But I won't stop unless you punish me! @bluehairedemo
Ha they'll never get me. Justice always win I AM FUCKING JUSTICE
@Melchizedek my nudes are Justice ♡
Fine, I won't talk to you for a month.
Exactly that's why I have them
Why does this thread still exist?
Justice as in Pancake Detective or justice as in stopping MOTHMAN?
Justice as in eliminating gays
@Raiho because this is fun
@bluehairedemo nooooo I'm sorry senpai!!!!!!! T_T

@Melchizedek you don't have them! Stop spreading lies!
But I do....and I fap to them everyday!!!!!
With the dick I don't have
Are you really or are you saying that to try to get me to touch you?
@Raiho why do you still exist?
Justice as in my ass on your face @J_Jonah_Jameson
@Melchizedek is the Dick you not have actually MOTHMAN but he detached from your body and became sentient?
Yes he is my son....why do you want to catch him?
@Hillock mmm senpai, this is fun

@bluehairedemo I really am sorry. Please forgive me. T_T
(Music intensifies)
... Ok I forgive you.
(Dankness intensifies)
*((MOTHMAN HATRED INTENSIFIES))*
@bluehairedemo thank you senpai ♡
WHY DO YOU HATE MY SON!!!!!????
Now please put some clothes on.
I don't think she's gonna do that @bluehairedemo
Porno music or Persona 5 battle theme music? @Hillock
Why not both?
you decide
Worth a shot... again @Melchizedek
Pornosa 5 You'll never see me cumming???
Because..... @Melchizedek.... *sniffles* he ate my pancakes.
He does that all the time....it's why I abandoned him
(Violin intensifies)
This is out of hand, holy shit
Eff pancakes, waffles masterace
AND ALSO HE WAS GAY!!!! E L I M I N A T E
@bluehairedemo I told you I lost my clothes senpai!! You forgot already?!
C'mon Mitsuru...
they gotta be there somewhere
Your balls are out of my hand T_T @River_in_a_dry_sand
@Naked_Mitsuru @Melchizedek wanna start an alliance to end MOTHMAN and blueballs?
Ohno senpai. My panties are hanging on your ear! What were you doing while I was sleep? (¤﹏¤) @bluehairedemo
Yes.....ELIMINATE HIM THAT GAY MENACE
@J_Jonah_Jameson the only alliance I have is with my senpais!
Wait WHAT!? WHO PUT THIS ON MY EAR?!
Fuck you, pancakes best food ever created @Yuuki
Hang him @Mixoris he hates pancakes and I bet he's gay too
@Melchizedek what a great and creative combination of words
@bluehairedemo so you finally gave in ;)
what the eff is going on here
Delete us please Mishima I'm suffering inside.....
(@Mishima I really don't know anymore...)
Death to all Gay Anti-Pancake Detective MOTHMEN
@Hillock Mitsuru always gets her way ;) ofc he gave in
wow we made it to over 200 real quick ;; ("we" lol no mostly you guys since i stepped out for a bit)
@Mishima Almighty senpai ♡~♡
@jollyvaporeon welcome back onii chan! ♡
I never gave in...
Terminate us please... we are a disgrace to the world
@J_Jonah_Jameson I agree
@River_in_a_dry_sand no, you're just a disgrace to the world

@bluehairedemo those panties on your ear say otherwise
I forgot my kisses :3 ♡ o3o @bluehairedemo
@bluehairedemo NOOOOOOOOO SENPAI DON'T LEAVE, I'M SORRY T_T
No. None for you.
@bluehairedemo why senpai? T_T
Cuz you need self-control
@bluehairedemo teach me how to achieve it! (◕︿◕✿)
Ahem.... NOT THIS. DELET THIS
@bluehairedemo stoooop. You're so cute when you're yelling, senpai. :3
Delet this
@bluehairedemo why >:(
Because you need to stop.
@bluehairedemo but why? ):<
You just need to.
@bluehairedemo senpai i need a good reason :3
Or I'll slash you with my rapier (✿◠‿◠)
Because this really isn't right. Why did you start looking up porn?
@bluehairedemo because I'm a naughty girl. Why else silly? (◡‿◡✿)
You weren't like that before though.
You guys are still at it??? Wow
(I have nothing else going on in my life :I)
@bluehairedemo true :3
@Melchizedek join us onii chan? :3
(Oh C'MON! I WAS FREE)

Whatever. I'm out.
@bluehairedemo NOOOOO SENPAI DON'T LEAVE ME :(
I need to go home. I need to sleep. I need to level up.
@bluehairedemo level up in my pussy :3
Jam a burger in there.
@bluehairedemo why senpai
@ShihosEyevrows jam your burger in there ♡
@bluehairedemo come sleep with me then (¬‿¬)
No... It needs to be my bed.... which only fits one person.
@bluehairedemo why senpai? :(
I just does, ok.
Ok senpai @bluehairedemo
I miss you senpai @bluehairedemo
why is this over 200 comments long
what has humanity come to
You resurrected it. Also this thread makes me horny.
OH GOD DAMMIT GUYS... We know that shipping Minato and Mitsuru is fun but can't we ship her with Akihiko too?
akihiko x protein otp lol
This thread should come back
Mmmm, you make me horny (◠‿◠✿) @Mementos4all
No not me go after bluehairedemo slut
3xcal1bur x Naked_Mitsuru :3 hey senpai
Mitsuru-senpai, arre you... horny?
how dare you call me a slut! you shouldn't talk to a beautiful girl like that. I hope the phantom thieves get you! @Mementos4all

plus @bluehairedemo left me >:(
He'll be back and then you can fucc each other
yesss I'm always horny. just reading this thread makes me drip all over my bed. (∪ ◡ ∪) @psirockin2
can I fucc you in the meantime senpai? ;) @Mementos4all
Mementos should gangbang mitsuru
Noooo I'm gonna goodbye this thread will die again
@3xcal1bur more like what has humanity cum to
Mementos-san, will you please be nice and Social Link with Mitsuru-senpai? Please?
don't leave me senpai! @Mementos4all

listen to @psirockin2 pleaaaaaase for me :3
I would but apparently Fe-P3MC isn't canon
No....be patient and wait for bluehairedemo. I'm just a fucking dungeon
Can I social link with Mitsuru-senpai?
Mementos4all be nice
No fuck you Mementos4all
I bet one Memetos4all user is bluehairedemo
But we don't know who????
if he is bluehairedemo, that means he hasn't left me! :3
So can I Mitsuru-senpai?
and we can sexual link! @psirockin2
Fuck this thread is almost 300 postsb
SLink Go! :)
Hey it's me bluehairedemo can I see your use Mitsuru? Btw this is not Melchizedek
She doesn't know if it really is Bluehairedemo or not
its obviously you, you pervert! o(≧o≦)o
See! I TOLD YOU SO! She's not dumb
Not Melchizedek I swear!!!!!!!!! Plsssss nudes!!
ugh! i hate you so much! >.<