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The Shibuya Menace Known as MOTHMAN
I need pictures of the Shibuya Menace! He has been known to kick dogs and ask people to join the way of the FUKBOI.
If you have any information pertaining to this menace please contact The Daily Bugle Shibuya Division.
Key To defeating REAL_MOTHMAN
Not sure <br> <br> Too many reasons not to. Many reasons to. I say if you can't beat em. Join em. <br> <br> Shitposting is life
The Truth
MOTHMAN IS GOD <br> HAS BEEN GOD <br> ALWAYS WILL BE GOD <br> MOTHMAN RULES ALL <br> KNOWS ALL <br> AND REJECTS NO ONE <br> <br> p.s. I love to soak in Futaba's clench clam. <br> <br> I wanna soak in it so much that when she stands up her cummies make it sound like someone uncorking a wine bottle
How to defeat MOTHMAN
Summon the Sinister Six! <br> <br> <br> Also I'm MOTHMAN
Run Ins with the Shibuya Menace?
We here at The Daily Bugle know just how hard it is to come forward after an encounter with MOTHMAN and we are here to help share your story in hopes to gather support to bring down this menace to society.<br><br>If you or someone you love have had any devastating and heartbreaking encounters with the Shibuya Menace known as MOTHMAN, please contact our offices of The Daily Bugle Shibuya Division.
Light and Visibility Issues in Shibuya
Some people have reported street lamps and shop signs in Shibuya being blocked by or crashed into by a large fuzzy object. And overall visibility being hampered by large fuzzy objects. We here at Daily Bugle Shibuya Division believe it to be the works of the Menace Known as MOTHMAN.<br><br>If you have seen this phenomenon happening or have info on the Shibuya Menace please contact the Daily Bugle Shibuya Division.
Im building a team.
Im putting together a task force specifically designed to take out the Shibuya Menace known as MOTHMAN.<br><br>If you want to be in on it just say so and contact Daily Bugle Shibuya Division for more details.
Goro Akechi: Delicious Pancake Prince or MOTHMAN?
If you have any info on this matter please contact Daily Bugle Shibuya Division
Investigation of Possible Big Bang Burger CEO Murder!
The Daily Bugle is helping local authorities find the possible homicide suspect in connection with the murder of Kunikazu Okumura on live TV.<br><br>Possible suspects include the Phantom Thieves and the Shibuya Menace known as MOTHMAN.<br><br>If you have any info regarding this investigation or MOTHMAN, please contact the Daily Bugle Shibuya Division.
Do you know who is trapping High School Students into a life of debt?
And if you do, tell us why it's MOTHMAN.
I'm Makoto's motorbike. AMA
The daily bugle would like to request info on the suspected Phantom Thief Makoto Niijima. Sae Niijima turned out to be a lemon of an interview. Care to lend a hand in the investigation of the Phantom Thieves and a menace known as MOTHMAN as well?
Futaba
You'll come to regret your decision Alibaba... If that is your true moniker. An unwanted investigation may just land in your lap soon enough.
Mothman Support Group
I want photos of MOTHMAN on my desk by tomorrow morning or you'll be out of a job!
MOTHMAN: Hero or Menace?
Great Journalistic integrity!
Futaba
Is MOTHMAN a mutant?! This is groundbreaking news! This has to be printed right away!!!<br><br>MOTHMAN: Mutant Terrorizing Shibuya
Phantom Thieves News
Can I interest you in a job at the Daily Bugle?
PETITION
Pitiful excuse for a petition. Is this what the millenials consider justice?!<br>Wednesday's headline will be<br><br>MILLENIALS: Worse than MOTHMAN?
Futaba
... I have information on those who claim Wakaba Fujishi committed suicide. I know it isn't true. Care to reevaluate my offer?
The Daily Hee-Ho
Do not support this business. It is a clear and utter ripoff of my more reliable and trustworthy Daily Bugle News Corp.
Futaba
The Daily Bugle would like to recruit your hacking talents to help in the war against the menace known as MOTHMAN.
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