Forsooth, my fine fellow. Worry not, for I too do not get the verbal etiquete of the modern day. Indeed, it would seem that the common fools of this millenial generation do understand the proper speech etiquette that I enjoyed so much in my time and in my great works of the theatre are lost! Tis a crying shame, it is. But, fear not, my fine friend. For, on my name as the great playwright William Shakespeare, I shall bring down the tyranny of what the great but misguided people of today call "Internet Slang". Ya ha ha ha!!!
