It was all just a trick. They used wires to hoist him up and make it look like he flew away! Mhm! That's it! No getting past the Champ!

It's just a trick. See, they pulled back her hairline to make her forehead seem bigger than it is. Can't fool the Champ! That ain't Haru's mom, because Haru's mom has got it going on! And this gal don't.

The Champ will deny your victory and claim his throne once more! BWAHAHAHA!

<i>Tension! Excitement! Sonorous roars of admiration! These are all things Mr. Satan was well accustomed to when entering... well, anywhere! However, for the nth time today he was met with little more than a door creaking as he entered the seemingly vacant GYM.</i> &quot;Bwahahaha! The Savior has co- umm? Oh?&quot; <i>The self proclaimed savior catches the butt end of what seems to be a rather personal interaction. But the world's hero has tact, he wasn't going to interrupt such a moment.</i>

<quote user="-Light-">P4 and P5 happen at the exact same time. See the P5 anime.</quote> The Champ can explain this trick too. See, they expect you to not think past your nose and assume they take place at the same time...but that's the smoke and mirrors. In fact, it just means Naoto continues being a detective as she does in literally every other extension of Persona 4. So that sniveling brat is just hot on the trail of a slightly older Detective Prince! The Champ sees all! BWAHAHAHA!

Real cute. I pity whatever nimrod tries to lay a hand on her.

<quote user="Teddie-Anon">Does this mean my love for sensei isn't beary gay?</quote> The Champ can answer this one. It's still gay.

<i>Wherever a citizen voices concern, the hero of Earth will be there! So long as he doesn't have any conflicting appointments, and luckily, today he had none! The burley man with the bushy head of hair walked swiftly towards the location he'd heard rumors about. His cape flutters behind him as he comes to a sudden stop before the building.</i> &quot;This is it then? I wonder what sort of monster decided to make this place its den. Hmph! I'll show them not to scare my precious citizens! BWAH- oh! Right... I should be quiet.&quot; <i>He notices another person approaching the building and quickly ducks into cover. Odd, maybe this place was populated after all? He quickly follows the woman, making sure to keep several paces back, remaining well hidden and most importantly, silent.</i>

<i>The large man crouches as he tries to remain out of sight, and safely out of mind. However it is becoming increasingly difficult as he continues behind the woman. His eyes catch typical desktop tools, save for the bobble head. That one made him question the type of person he was dealing with. As he approaches further, he notices the man and the strange markings. He'd only seen something like this one time before, and it didn't bode well then.</i> <i>Gulp!</i> &quot;Here's hoping these fellas don't get the drop on me.&quot; <i>He tries to find a vantage point to watch as he whispers under his breath.</i>

Do what I do. Pick the least disappointing child and write the rest off as not yours!