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FluffQueen

Your best haikus

Show me your best haikus. If don't know what a haiku it's something like this: Shrek is pretty neat (5) The first film is the best one (7) Shrek the third is trash (5)

Pineapple

Please do not eat me I promise you all my crits I am only pineapple Please do not eat me I pro-mise you all my crits I am only pine-apple

(edited by Pineapple)

Stormcall_Warlock

I gaze at this site A question is in my head How far did we come?

FluffQueen

Please do not eat me I promise you all my crits I am only pineapple That's 6 at the end but still counts

Pineapple

Please do not eat me I promise you all my crits I am only pineapple That's 6 at the end but still counts Then take the only away and it's done

FluffQueen

Please do not eat me I promise you all my crits I am only pineapple That's 6 at the end but still counts Then take the only away and it's done Yeah, it works

FluffQueen

I have another one Nozomi is thicc I want to sleep on her thighs But she's effin gay...

filthyllama

Hector's a father Roy is somehow getting along with Lilina Roy is ded

Operative_Fuze

Operations starts I set up the cluster charge The hostage is dead https://i.imgur.com/yq9d6Js.jpg https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED406/58a3c7790a534.jpeg http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/203/821/044.png http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/317/741/0ae.jpg

Pineapple

Hector's a father Roy is somehow getting along with Lilina Roy is ded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaQ17vf46P8 Meanwhile

Operative_Fuze

Your meme game is weak Pineapple!

Pineapple

And yours is better? Nah, don't think so.

Operative_Fuze

Do I have players who purposely de-ranks his/her other teammates for their satisfaction? Yes. Am I a walking meme like you? Yes. Definitely yes.

Lord_Tachanka

OPERATIONS STARTS! THE LORD PUTS UP HIS HOLY WEAPON! ENEMY TEAM IS DEAD! The Lord does not care about the rules of Haikus

(edited by Lord_Tachanka)

PrimPrim

Haikus are easy But do not always make sense Velociraptor

Pineapple

I'm still older a meme and a member.

filthyllama

Your meme game is weak Pineapple! Don't be dissing my pineapple, bro.

Pineapple

Your meme game is weak Pineapple! Don't be dissing my pineapple, bro. Thanks bro. This is why Hector is best lord.

RenMamamiya

I won't go to sleep Morgana is a huge bitch I speak for justice

Shadowgear

A cat, a mantis Octopus, Raven and Wolf Don't forget the Snakes

BedtimeEnforcerMona

It's your time to rest Kawakami is not there Now go to sleep, Ren.

Skechi-Akechi

Phantom Thieves of Hearts I wanted to be your friend But its too late now

RenMamamiya

Pancakes betrayed you I knew your schemes all along :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

(edited by RenMamamiya)

BedtimeEnforcerMona

Goro the Pancake Tried to kill the best teammate Got killed by himself Akechi: Note to self, Don't touch the protagonist.

(edited by BedtimeEnforcerMona)

BonafideMonafide04

a a a a a I'm screaming very slowly a a a a a

Queef

a a a a a I'm screaming very slowly a a a a a WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE CAN'T WAKE UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE ME FROM MYSELF AND FREE ME FROM THE DARK note: it's too late

Queef

I like writing these Haikus are the best ever Insert random shit

FluffQueen

Oh my god thank you Wasn't really expecting This much attention

(edited by FluffQueen)

Izziel_Baksai

Explore Tartarus A random shadow attacks Babybabyba-

Skechi-Akechi

Junpei Iori The mighty strike-out slugger Questing for hot chicks

Skechi-Akechi

Yu Narukami The sister-complex kingpin Don't touch Nanako I can do this all day

Izziel_Baksai

Persona 3 has Operation Babe Hunt, boi! It is very cool.

FluffQueen

Kanji isn't gay You guys are just effin mean Leave best boi alone

FluffQueen

Explore Tartarus A random shadow attacks Babybabyba- YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

FluffQueen

Jesus with a gun Chidori is very cute and green bomberman

Sarinman

this is a bad post you should never post again o p needs to stop

Skechi-Akechi

Revolver Jesus He one-shoted Shinjiro But we kicked his ass

pixie

Please play a real Shin Megami Tensei game you absolute scrub

Queef

I can do this all day Agreed

Queef

Baby baby ba-- You'll never see it coming~ Reach out to the truth-- I couldn't fit everything in smh

Joseph_Joestar

Baby baby ba-- You'll never see it coming~ Reach out to the truth-- You just blew my mind.

Skechi-Akechi

Oh brave Phantom Thieves Nothing can heal my black heart Now Shido must pay

FluffQueen

Baby baby ba-- You'll never see it coming~ Reach out to the truth-- I couldn't fit everything in smhThat's what she said

Gin

What is a Haiku? Can someone please tell me that? Because I don't know.

Pitbull-Looking-Guy

Oh brave Phantom Thieves Nothing can heal my black heart Now Shido must payOh my sweet Goro Don't listen to them PT Daddy will save you <3

JokerBroker

Joker's a player He became mashed potatoes on Valentine's Day

HibkiKuze

Is this a haiku I donâ€™t know what Iâ€™m doing Poetry is bad

Skechi-Akechi

Oh my sweet Goro Don't listen to them PT Daddy will save you <3 For that, you bastard You'll pay the ultimate price Your life is forfeit!

Queef

You just blew my mind. Wha? How? Baby baby ba-- You'll never see it coming~ Reach out to the truth-- I couldn't fit everything in smhThat's what she said O h

Queef

@HibkiKuze Oh Hibki-senpai When the hell did you return? Not talking to me..? But seriously, wh

Pitbull-Looking-Guy

Oh my sweet Goro Don't listen to them PT Daddy will save you <3 For that, you bastard You'll pay the ultimate price Your life is forfeit! Now, now, don't get mad You should listen to your dad I'll give you pancakes!

Skechi-Akechi

Pancakes won't save you I now know what I must do Taste my wrath, Shido

(edited by Skechi-Akechi)

Joseph_Joestar

You just blew my mind. Wha? How? I just never thought of that. Maybe blew my mind was an exaggeration.

RenMamamiya

Hoo boi we found you Please don't turn evil akech Dont summon loki Don't you do it!

Queef

I just never thought of that. Maybe blew my mind was an exaggeration. Oh, I see

Oneelover69

My lord Tachanka I can worship only you Praise Lord Tachanka https://i.redd.it/kl67g96bwie01.png

_Akechi-kun_

I am Akechi Give me all of your pancakes Or I will end you. Youâ€™re welcome. Iâ€™ll go die now.

(edited by _Akechi-kun_)

elmco

where do i get food oh yeah i remember now refrigerator or, a more persona related one: don't know what to trust is akechi good or bad either way, pancakes don't know if that's much better