I have one thing to ask of you all on this day. Kill this impostor.

No, kill my dad.

Can’t kill what’s already dead, you disgrace. You were my biggest mistake.

This isn't what Mom died for.

You were the one to kill her. In fact, you’re dead too. Killed by a bike, how embarrassing.

Dad, I'm the one that killed the bike. That edgy kid was the one that killed me. Also I killed her for my entertainment, which is justified because I'm God.

No, I'm God.

You’re a fake. Didn’t even know you’re supposed to be dead.

There's only one God, it's me.

I liked you better when you couldn't talk.

I liked you better when Ex-Aid was riding you, you Accel ripoff

*Auto-Vajin rip-off Different types of bike

You'll actually find that aside from the general premise of being my own Ride Machine, we don't hold that many similarities. For starters, he was more of a bike-human hybrid wherein he uses his upper body to control the front part of the "bike" and his legs were in charge of the rear wheel. Furthermore, I become a proper motorcycle in my Level 2 Racing Gamer form, albeit with cartoony eyes and the ability to control myself to a more limited extent than Accel. Lastly, I enjoyed having Emu take the reigns too! Nothing like getting throttled to the max! That's when things really start revving up!

If you can revive my girlfriend I'll kill whoever you want.

Silly Brave, resurrection doesn't exist.

Oh hey, I wonder what's going on this thre-

/flee

If only I could have intercourse with a singular Bean