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Rescue Cat's Bake Sale of Questionable Life Choices
Behind a table with a messily-written sign, a cat in a hard hat waits for customers. He has an... unusual assortment of potential food items for sale.
Niko approaches the bake sale, he has quite a bit more money from a few odd jobs, such as helping an old lady cross the street and kicking a few asses during the dark hour, normal stuff. He takes a moment to look at the food items. "Hmmm...." i forget if the dark hour even still exists in the nexus
The food ranges from half a can of sardines to some colorful blobs with eyes to actual dirt to... an oddly sinister slice of ham. Rescue Cat stares eagerly at the new customer.
Niko points at the sinister slice of ham. "Can you explain this one to me?"
Oh, that? I found it in someone's fridge! It looks really tasty. He says this despite the ham slice's sinister aura.
He takes a closer look at the slice of ham, hopefully examining it closer will reveal its secrets. "Sure it is."
It's an ordinary slice of ham. Smells and looks like ham. Something about it is just really really creepy. Beyond the comprehension of the human mind.
Niko sighs, he was hoping that is was maybe something more interesting than just being so.... Strange. "How much does it cost?"
Uhhhhh.... Fifty yen! Yeah, that works!
Niko slams fifty yen on the table and grabs the sinister slice of ham. "Thanks, I guess." He leaves, taking a few bites out of the ham as he walks away.
Niko is filled with an overwhelming dread as he eats the ham. That ominous feeling will stay with him the rest of the day.
OOC: don't worry about him, he'll burn his bread dread eventually
a tall, grey-haired man walks by the bake sale. He doesn’t recognize the stand, seeming to just ignore it completely. When he gets close, one might notice that his eyes are closed. Almost like he’s sleepwalking
Um, mister? Rescue Cat tilts his head.
James walks by and channeling the inner cat within him asks for some sardines. Can I have the sardine can plz?
Yep! Just one hundred yen! Rescue Cat holds them out, although takes one and quickly eats it. Very professional.
It seems like the man didn’t hear the small cat, instead he keeps walking, eyes closed, and is soon out of sight
He takes 100 yen and gives it to the cat. Here you go!
Thanks! Rescue Cat gives his customer the half-eaten sardine can.
He walks away happily eating the sardines.