True step 1: Play as Yu

Step 1: Find a character whose play style suits you Step 2: Challenge yourself against high level CPUs Step 3: Go into Online Mode full of confidence Step 4: Get destroyed by button-mashers and people who play 24/7 Step 5: Read the hurtful messages the 24/7 players send you Step 6: Cry Step 7: Complain about it on some forum Step 8: ... Step 9: Profit?

Step 1: kill the online players who play 24/7 and then rage about you... IRL

Step 2: be a good player so that doesn't have to happen

How to win: Yu don't

Step 1: Find a high-level character that you use well. Step 2: Use cheat codes so you don't lose. Step 3: Be a hacker. Step 4: Get banned. Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4.

Or you could just Not play That's an option, you guys, I swear

Or you could just Not play Burn the heretic!

Yes, please Life is suffering

Or you could just get good

Step 1: kill the online players who play 24/7 and then rage about you... IRL Yesss yesssss yesssssss! Correct answer, best do it while they are gloating

Does anyone even still play Ultimate online? I picked it back up recently, but I haven't bothered with online cause I figured it was dead, especially with multiple Arksys games coming out since then.

Don't even have the game

Set yourself on fire in a convenience store.

Sounds about right