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Moonlight Cafe: Return of the Caffeine
*A light switches on, illuminating the once abandoned Cafe, revealing piles of dust and debris. A blue haired girl sighs, and rolls up her sleeves* Welp.... Time to get to work. *She proceeds to start cleaning up everything, getting the place ready for a reopening.*
Shinji sneaks up behind her and taps her shoulder, then moves to the opposite side, snickering to himself.
(edited by Akamoto_Shinji)
A smol girl wearing a maid outfit follows her and helps clean up the place https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png La, la, la, la, la, la~
*She notices the tap, and quickly looks, sighing upon seeing no one there* Why do I always fall for that?
Cuz I'm good at sneaking. Also, Lav. Your PFP has half it's head chopped off. Thought you ought to know.
Yeah I have to fix that *She finishes sweeping the floor* https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png Floor's done, Shino!
*The sound of a wall shattering somewhere is heard* ... I'm not fixing it this time.
Conker would walk into the Cafe and takes out a look around "Man this place looks like it has not been used for weeks"
And thanks for that, Lav.
Shinji doesn't seem perturbed at all by the fact that a giant talking squirrel just walked in Huh... Well, I'd say that's a complement, considering this place hasn't been used in half a year. What can I get for ya? He prepares a glass
(edited by Akamoto_Shinji)
Lav spots the furry creature https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png Oh hello there. Welcome to Moonlight, what would you like, sir?
It has been that long, hasn't it? Dang... Glad my parents aren't around, otherwise they would be disappointed.
https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png I miss mom, though...
Conker would look at the Lav and Shinji "Got any alcoholic drinks here? if not then milk will do"
............ He turns to Shino We still got any of that crap that your mom drank? Like... that REALLY powerful stuff? The Robot Alcohol stuff?
Who knows, maybe she'll visit someday... Anyways... *Shino starts cleaning the tables up*
Alcohol X is under the coffee maker, as usual.
Lav pokes Shinji https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png Are you sure it's okay to be selling that stuff here?
Conker would brush the dust off of some of the stools before getting on one
Eh, It's fine. If it kills him the the Kirijo corporation will take the fall. He pulls a bottle of alcohol out from under the coffee maker and serves it to the Squirrel Knock yourself out. That's 2,500 Yen. Or whatever currency you use. It's exchangeable.
"Thanks" Conker would place some cash on the table https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/conker/images/9/95/Cash.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110901011805 Cash: Come on, pick me up already "That the kind of money I use in my world, just put it somewhere like your pocket and it will shut up"
(edited by Conker)
He looks at the money, chuckles, and shoves it in the register Now THAT'S something I ain't seen before.
Seriously...All the dimensions we've been to, and never any talking money.
Lav gets surprised by the talking wad of cash https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png What the f***?
"Well that just normal where i'm from, like having to fight a huge singing poop... called THE GREAT MIGHTY POO, that's what he calls himself anyways"
(edited by Conker)
Lav... Language.
............... I think I've heard of that guy's song before actually.... It's pretty popular over in Scatland. Shame someone flushed him.
She continues doing her thing https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png Sorry sis...That thing just caught me off guard.
"Wait you heard about him... well It was me who killed him... HE WAS GOING TO SHOVE ME UP HIS BUTT!"
Ah. Well, I'd have killed him too in that case. Shino's the only one I'd let shove me up their butt.
*Shino walks over and pats Lav* It's ok, just be more careful next time.
"Ok, I didn't need to hear that" Conker would take a shot of the drink "Wow that has some kick"
*Shino then blushes at what Shinji said* .......
.................... Hey Shino? He turns to her with a quizzical expression on his face
Yes, Shinji?
"If you want to hear parts of my life. then just ask some questions to me. I don't really care anymore"
Lav blushes and smiles https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png Mmm...Shino is so kind~
Did you take my last name when we married? Or did you keep your fathers? He nods to Conker to signify that he was heard
I believe it's only right I take yours.... Kinda surprised we never talked about it before.
Lav is wiping the counter Aww, I wish I had somebody to love... It gets lonely at home, being a single mom.
Ok, Cool. Akamoto Shino... Has a nice ring to it.... He turns to Conker You got a girl?
"I had a girlfriend... then... some dickhead killed her, I did all of that adavnture for money and to get back to my girlfriend then she gets killed just because a panther and a German weasel wants to use me to replace a leg for a table"
................ Ouch.
I'm sure you'll find someone Lav. Just gotta keep looking.
"AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE FEELING OF KILLING THE DICKHEAD BUT INSTEAD A XENOMORPH COMES OUT OF THE CHEST OF THE PANTHER, I PULLED THE SWITCH AND THEY GET SUCKED INTO SPACE BUT I HAD TO FIGHT THE BLOOD XENOMORPH IN SOME ARMOR!"
Entering the establishment is a blue haired teenage boy with a pair of white headphones on his head. Upon walking in, he immediately takes a seat at one of the tables, slowly taking off his headphones in the process of doing so. The teen folds his hands on the table, silently staring down at them.
Well.... That certainly sounds like it was an intense day. He looks at the new guy who just entered I think I've seen you around once or twice.... Eh, whatever. What can I get ya?
(edited by Akamoto_Shinji)
"Yep, when I thought i killed the Xenomorph, it comes back inside and jumps at me... and.... and the game soft-locks"
.......... They not program the ending or somethin'? Or was it just a bug?
Jiyu quickly turns his head towards Shinji as if he had been awoken from a deep trance. “O-Oh... Um, just get me a cup of iced tea.... Please.” Something was off about the boy, he has a slightly pained expression on his face, and he seems to be shaking a little. It might be wise to ask what’s wrong with him.
(edited by Jiyu-Hatanaka)
"It was a bug, I told the programmers and well I got me a nice sword" Conker says, soon pulling out a samurai sword "I told them to bring me to the throne room with the Xenomorph and once the game was back and running. I cutted it's head off... and then I became king of the land filled with a room with a bunch of people i ran into and that were still alive. I had pretty much everything. A whole land, a million dollars but... my girlfriend was still dead"
Ouch. Prolly shoulda asked for your girlfriend first thing. He pours a tea for Jiyu You ok kid? Got anything you feel you wanna get off your chest?
"I know, I know but that was maybe for the plot of my game anyways"
Lav gives Shino a slight smile, trying to look happy for her Thanks...Maybe I will find everlasting love one day... Until then, I need to keep working to feed Alisa. The loli maid helps Shinji out with the orders
*Shino takes a break and makes herself a cup of coffee* There... That should be good enough for now.
Jiyu scratches the back of his head with a slight grin on his face. He let’s out a small laugh. “Haha... It’s just that I’ve had this damn headache for almost two days straight. And it’s been... Nngh, FUCK!” As Jiyu winces in pain, he tightly grabs his forehead with his right hand with an even more pained expression. Even though he’s in pain, he manages to smile. “Ugh... Just mentioning it causes my brain to start pounding again...”
(edited by Jiyu-Hatanaka)
Shinji pats the Loli as she passes
Conker sighs "So you guys know anywhere where I can stay at? or well buy thats nearby this place since this place seems perfect and I don't say this really but you people seem very cool"
Lav hears Jiyu in pain... https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png Have you taken medicine yet?
Jiyu glances over to Lavenza, giving her a small nod. “Yeah, multiple times actually. As I kept taking some, the pain progressively got worse...”
Headaches that happen on demand tend to mean there's a problem. It may be magically induced, or have something to do with trauma. Any idea when they started? Anything important happen on that day? He looks to Conker There's an old Hotel down the street called Talos Plaza. I used to live there, it's nice. There's a statue of a guy named Klib and a dog in front of it in commemoration of when they worked together to save someone.
"Oh... well guess I might head their after this..." *Conker sighs as looks around the room... maybe he should get to know people around here"
Oof.... Sounds like a really bad headache then... Like Shinji said, there may be something behind it.
Lav ponders about it for a bit. It is probably either caused by magic or a concussion.
Conker looks at Lav and sighs, maybe it was for the better he help someone
Turning back to Shinji, Jiyu ponders for a moment, thinking about what happened on the day the pain started. “Now that you mention it, I do remember training my, erm, ‘ability’ just to see if I could get any other uses out of it. Then a few hours after doing so, I...” Jiyu grips his forehead a bit tighter, signifying that he’s in pain again. “You can probably guess what happened..”
What's this "Ability"? Can you give me some details?
https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png So...you overused your power or something?
Conker remembers that no matter how much money he uses. He will never lose any money due to reasons "All well... Hey Lav, I want to give you something that might help you"
Oh boy.... Abilities are always fun...
Lav turns to face Conker https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png Ah yes, what is it?
"Here" Conker would toss $500,000 to Lav
“It’s a manifestation of my deepest will, a Persona... You know what those are, yeah?” Jiyu slowly takes his hand off of his head, setting it back down on the table. The teen glances over to Lav once more, shrugging. “Hehe, maybe. I sometimes get carried away with my power.”
Waaaahhh! Lavenza gets buried in a pile of money. She tries to reach her hand out of the pile H-Help! A muffled voice is heard
"Sorry, just grab them and for plot reasons they will vanish into your pockets that are seemingly never get full"
*Shino nods, taking another sip of coffee* I have two Personas myself, so I know exactly how that is.
Shinji pulls the Loli out of the pile of talking cash Ah, Persona. Never had one myself. How did you get it? I heard some methods of obtaining one can be dangerous for your health.
The muffled voice responds Ah, okay. She starts stuffing her pockets with the magic money until it all disappears There we go. Thank you.
(edited by IamThou)
"Your welcome. Don't expect me to be this kind, but I might as well make one person happy today"
Jiyu looks over to Shino, interested in about the amount of Personas at her disposal. “Two personas, eh? So you’re one of those... Wild Cards, right? The boy looks back over to Shinji, then looks down at the table with a sad look on his face. He stares back up to the man. “I don’t know... It just... appeared.” Jiyu was obviously lying, maybe he doesn’t want to talk about how he acquired it.
Lav gets enthusiastic about the talk of Personas https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png Ooh, Personas! I used to manage Personas! She takes out her phone and opens an app. A hologram of a big book pops up and opens, revealing countless Persona cards inside it.
I guess Wild Card would fit me the most, haven't come up with a better name for it really....
Hm. Well, I won't pry. But just know that it could be dangerous. As for Shino being wild card.... It's not unheard of to have multiple persona. Like that Pancake guy. Or... well, most people here I guess. He looks at Shino ........... What IS your arcana?
"I have no clue what you people are talking about... eh guess that's what it means to be a noob to the Nexus"
(edited by Conker)
Oh, hey... People still call it the Nexus nowadays? Eh. It's a power some people awaken to. Basically your psyche becomes a physical being that can channel magic and do combat.
You know... I never actually looked up what arcana I am.
“Being a Wild Card does sound kinda interesting... But I think I’d rather stick to having one extremely powerful Persona, cause y’know, it’s easier to keep track of. “And about that ‘Pancake guy’ that you mentioned...” The teen pauses for a moment... “Actually, nevermind that...”
He looks over at Shino You ok sweetie? You look tired.
"Oh, interesting"
Yeah, getting this place ready wore me out.
He grabs her butt for a second, then takes her hand Lets go home then. Was nice talkin' to y'all. Mind closing up Lav?
Conker gets up "See you all later I guess"
Jiyu stands up, stretching his arms. “Yeah, I’ll probably see you some other time... um, I haven’t gotten the chance to catch your name by the way.”
Akamoto Shinji. Nice to meet ya'. He holds his unoccupied hand out for a handshake
https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png Yus! It was nice to meet you all too. My name is Lavenza. She takes charge of the place Take care, sis and Shinji!
“Shinji, huh? I’ll try to remember your name... like how I somehow do with all of the other people in this city.” Jiyu walks over to Shinji, grabbing his hand for a firm handshake. “I’m Jiyu Hatanaka, the pleasure’s mine.”
He shakes firmly as well. Welp, See ya'll later. He and Shino head out. With her permission of course.
Lav finishes finishes doing the last set of chores for the place and heads to the door https://i.imgur.com/wsplpCT.png Closing time!
Lav closes up shop for tonight
Jiyu waves to the duo as they make their departure. “See ya!” As if it were perfectly timed, a cell phone’s ringing sound can be heard coming from the boy’s pocket. Instantly reacting to the noise, Jiyu whips out his phone, answers the call, and brings it up to his ear. “Hello? Hi mom...Yeah, I still have that headache, but it’s getting a bit better though...Mm hm...Yep..Alright, I’ll see you soon...Love you...Bye.” Stuffing his phone into his pocket, Jiyu makes his way out of the café.