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I have been summoned to the realm known as Phansite.
My summoner got hit by a bus soon after. So, until he recovers or dies I will remain under the collective ownership of the phansite. This arrangement will remain on the few simple conditions that 1) I am praised daily and am constantly given new donations 2) Any human that I kill whether purposefully or not will be the responsibility of whoever's nearest 3) Any duplicates of me must be sacrificed in order to increase my superiority 4) While I can forgive Chaos Trash and Law Fags, I absolutely despise Neutral Pansies. True Demon or riot. I think those are all very agreeable terms. Now then, the summoner already signed the contract so none of you get a say in any of this. Give me my donations already.
Oh, your summoner isn't doing much, that's a little sad. I hope its over soon. What do you think? The girl looks over to the empty air beside her, smiling all the while before nodding, and finally looking back at Horus Sounds alright to us. I don't have much to donate though
The guy should've been looking where he was going instead of recklessly summoning demons, to tell you the truth. Kids these days spend way too much time on that Demon Summoning Program of theirs.
How much Macca do I need to spend to win you in auction?
How much do you have?
Googolplex Macca
Funny, that's the exact amount I require. Lucky you!
you can get uhhhhhhhhhhh muscle drink
My muscles are already in peck perfection so such a beverage would be worthless to me. However, I like the taste so I accept.
Hahaha... No. (slap)
Give me a bunch of melchoms and cu siths, and you’ll have plenty of birb sacrifices
Can we negotiate with pancakes? I have lots of those!
Very well, first thing tommorrow I will take a squadron of demon summoners to go hunting for some Cu Siths and Melchoms. ...leave as many pancakes as you can at my shrine, please.