I have been summoned to the realm known as Phansite.
My summoner got hit by a bus soon after. So, until he recovers or dies I will remain under the collective ownership of the phansite. This arrangement will remain on the few simple conditions that
1) I am praised daily and am constantly given new donations
2) Any human that I kill whether purposefully or not will be the responsibility of whoever's nearest
3) Any duplicates of me must be sacrificed in order to increase my superiority
4) While I can forgive Chaos Trash and Law Fags, I absolutely despise Neutral Pansies. True Demon or riot.
I think those are all very agreeable terms. Now then, the summoner already signed the contract so none of you get a say in any of this. Give me my donations already.