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The_Curator
A Secluded Warehouse of Wonders
Deep within an industrial district, one warehouse stands out from the others, rumors circulate about a wonderus storeroom filled with crates of goodies from across worlds. People say that these boxes hold whatever the heart yearns for most. Inside the warehouse lies crates stacked upon crates, what is inside however is unknown, there is no packaging or labels indicative of anything. It remains to be seen what is inside these boxes. TLDR it's a warehouse with boxes, go open some boxes and get whatever you want from them and go wild.
InterNiko
Niko walks over by the warehouse and leans against a wall. "This place seems pretty boring, hopefully someone will come by to make it interesting."
Mae_Borowski
Niko entered the warehouse to find a certain smol black catto raising a bat over one of the boxes. For a cat, she sure looked like a deer in the headlights. Hey, wanna get in on this vandalis- I mean, free stuff!?
InterNiko
Niko smirks. "I've been too doing too many good things lately anyway." He walks over to Mae and and places his focus on the box. "Crimes. Crimes sound good."
Mae_Borowski
Crimes. Mae proceeds with what she was about to do, and utterly totals the box with the bat. CDs end up flying everywhere, some crushed. Oops. Welp, might as way salvage. Mae digs through what was left, and ends up holding one disk, looking at it peculiarly. Boy. To think these went out of style... Feelin' old, man.
InterNiko
Niko looks at the CDs. Actual genuine CDs. This is pretty cool to a boy who hasn't seen a CD, or well, a CD that doesn't have the terrible sounding music from his world. "So... What are on these anyway?"
(edited by InterNiko)
Mae_Borowski
Old shit, probably. Only one way to find out... More box raids~ Mae throws her bat over her shoulder, completely oblivious to the fact that smashing the boxes might not be such a good idea.
InterNiko
Niko walks over to a crate and motions for Mae to hand over the bat. "I haven't ever tried to destroy a box with a bat, first time for everything though, right?" He cracks his knuckles.
Mae_Borowski
Mae smiles happily like a kid and hands Niko the bat Knock yourself out! not literally, though.
Female_Morgana
A very black, slick furred cat was sneaking around the warehouse, trying to steal all kinds of valuables and shiny objects from the crates. Purrs and meows hehehehe, with all of this loot, I'm going to be rich!~ She then climbed over the beams and was above Niko and Mae. Pfft, amateurs. Don't even know how to steal stuff without being qui- She accidentally dropped a golden ring with diamonds and it landed near them. Crap...
InterNiko
Niko takes the bat and smiles. "I'll be sure to." He gets himself in a "charge attack" sort of position. "Batter up!" He smashes the box, and credit cards go flying everywhere... Wait, credit cards? "Adversaries purified... Wait, fucking credit cards?" They seem to be those... Gift credit cards, all of them have 50 dollars on them. 50 goddamn US dollars. "Holy fuck. What a goddamn lucky day." Niko notices the ring, must've also been a ring in there... Niko gets an idea, but he puts the ring in his pocket... For later.
Mae_Borowski
Mae looks down at the various giftcards that came out of the box, wide-eyed. Oh, awesome! fucking jackpot! ...Uh, is that money even good here? She hasn't seem to notice the other furry in the room. For now.
Female_Morgana
After dropping the ring, she face palmed herself with her right paw. Sighs Wow, how stupid of me.. whatever, there's more stuff here to steal. Also, what savages would destroy valuables? shaking her head slowly. Morgana then slowly dropped down to the floor as quietly as possible so that she can steal more stuff from the crates, trying to not get caught.
InterNiko
Niko doesn't notice female Morgana. "Well the giftcards isn't the only jackpot I scored." He looks over to Mae. "Cus I know I'm lookin' at the best jackpot right now." He takes the ring from his pocket and kneels. "Will ya marry me, Mae Borowski?"
Female_Morgana
As Female Morgana was stealing more stuff, she notices the proposal happening between Mae and Niko in the middle of the warehouse. You have got to be kidding me.... And with my ring? Oh no your not, nya~ Female Morgana then started to slowly move behind the crates and other structures so that she can steal the ring, slowly getting closer to them.
Mae_Borowski
Mae freezes in place. She looks to Niko, and then to the ring. To Niko, and back to the ring... This situation took a turn even she didn't expect. She blinks, and looks straight at Niko again, uttering out only one word. What.
InterNiko
Niko throws the bat behind himself and presents the ring to Mae. "Come on, isn't this the best place for me to propose to you? In some random warehouse full of boxes that we're probably not allowed to be on the premises on? With some ring I found among the loot? It's absolutely perfect!" He genuinely smiles at her.
Female_Morgana
As Morgana was getting closer to them, she see's the bat flying towards her but she dodges it with some smooth moves. Hehe, I'm so good~ She is close enough to them, but she'll be caught. She slowly went into a crate and grabbed a Stealth Boy where she used it and turned invisible so that she can get close enough to steal the ring.
Mae_Borowski
Huh, I guess I wouldn't wanna be proposed to in any other way! let's do it! but let's leave room for my gal Bea if I find her again, yeah? Mae seemed to be going along with the motions, but seemed happy. Always take the road less traveled they say! she was so far none-the-wiser about the incoming thief...
InterNiko
Niko hears something off... But he brushes it off. "Of course, Mae, I'll make sure to let Bea join in if we find her." He gives the ring to Mae and gets up. "Now, let's see if any of these boxes have wedding supplies, yeah?" He turns around and goes to pick up the baseball bat.
Female_Morgana
As she was about to steal the ring, Mae walked away from her. Whispers Damn it. Need to do this the hard away. Her Stealth Boy worn off. She then quickly went behind the crates so that she doesn't get noticed right away. Morgana then slowly went out of the crates and went behind Mare, ready to knock her out.
Mae_Borowski
Mae happily put on the ring and watched Niko get ready to bust open another crate, before her cat ears finally pick up something. She turns around and looks at Morgana. Holy crap, cute! it's like a doll! Mae attempts to hug Morgana tightly, probably too tightly.
InterNiko
Niko turns around and sees Mae and the Morgana looking thing. "Nice that you found something, honey." He goes over to bust open a box, some usual wedding supplies and some dresses, suits, some skirts too just 'cus and some... Bags full of white powder, and some bags full of some green stuff. And pill bottles. "Interesting supplies..."
Female_Morgana
As Morgana was about to attack Mae, she was surprised by Mae when she hugged her tightly. Aaaa!~ What the hell are you doin..... actually, why is this so comfortable~ Morgana then starts to purr and meow cutely and she starts to cuddle towards Mae.
Mae_Borowski
Mae meows happily as she continues hugging and holding Morgana. It even talks, cool! Still holding Morgana, she looks at the supplies that Niko had found while she wagged her tail. Well, looks like that covers all of the plans! here I thought it was gonna be this craaaazy thing.
InterNiko
Niko shrugs and puts all of the stuff into a pile. "Yeah, same. Anyway, wanna switch out? You break some boxes and I hold the cat thing?"
Female_Morgana
Morgana continues to meow and purrr more as she gets the loved from Mae. Nya~, This feels so goood, an- wait! Morgana ears went up and looks at Niko with irritated eyes. i'm not a cat god dammit!
(edited by Female_Morgana)
Mae_Borowski
Sure, I'm gonna get creative with this one! Mae hands Morgana to Niko and looks at her strangely. Huh, this one curses. Wonder if one of the manufacturers was having a laugh. Mae takes the bat and approaches a shelf of boxes. Devious thoughts in her head, she smashed the shelf down the middle, causing all of the boxes to fall and break. Rad. Inside the boxes was liquor. a lot of it. It definitely didn't look like normal liquor... Is this soda, radiation, alcohol or all three?
InterNiko
Niko holds Morgana close and pets them a bit. "Don't worry, I used to deny I was a cat too, then I accepted it." He looks at the liquor. "Interesting. Maybe just take one little sip of one?"
Female_Morgana
Morgana then started to pout and crossed her arms, not giving him the love. Hmph, it's easy for you to say. Morgana then started to lick her paws and scratched behind one of her ears.
Mae_Borowski
My friends always said I was a lightweight, but uhhh, sure! Mae twists off the cap and... almost instantly feels the effects. Her stomach also appears to be glowing blue for some reason. Woah, dude. Heeyyy... You gotta try this! isshh really goood... Both o' ya!
InterNiko
Niko walks over and holds Morgana with one arm and picks up a bottle. "Strange stuff, reminds me of that one drink from Fallout." He tries not to squeeze Morgana too much while trying to open the bottle. He gets it open and chugs it down. He stomach glows blue too, but that's all the drink really does for him. Cool. "Oh boy, I can't wait to have glowing piss too." He picks up another bottle and hands it to Morgana.
Female_Morgana
Morgana looks at the strange drink Niko gave to her. sniff sniff What is this? Morgana took a sip from the bottle. Morgana then licked her lips trying to get the rest of the drink. Mmmmmn, this is not that bad~
Mae_Borowski
It's great~ let's, like, live here. Mae sits down, opening another bottle and sipping it. She's in full chill at this point.
InterNiko
Niko shrugs. "I mean, I wouldn't say living here would be a good idea." He puts down Morgana and opens a box. Full of... soft, smooth looking ropes or something? Niko blushes and closes the box. He'll save taking the contents of that box for later. "I mean, visiting here every so often would be pretty nice, though."
Female_Morgana
Morgana then placed her hands around her hips and started to look around. She went towards one of the crates and started to grab some gold coins. As she was grabbing them, she look at Niko with the ropes. Uuh, what are you going to use the ropes for?
Mae_Borowski
Nooo, I mean like, live here spiritually. Like, we've made bonds here, and it's what'll stay in our memories for like, ages! and now we have a mascot too! She was buzzed and surprisingly energetic as she took another swig.
InterNiko
Niko nods. "Yeah I get it." He starts fantasizing about the ropes... And then Morgana brings him back to reality. He blushes harder and gets flustered. "Uh, n-nothing! Nothing at alllll!"
Female_Morgana
Morgana looks at Niko's expression after he gave her that answer. Eewwww, gross. I mean, you want to be polite to this lady hear and give her some respect as least and ask her if you want to use the ropes on her or not. Morgana gave Mae one giant wink.
Mae_Borowski
What're you guys talkin abouttt? Mae tilts her head. She probably knew, but wondered anyway. Her brain wasn't functioning so well right now.
InterNiko
Niko sighs. "T-the ropes aren't for usage on Mae, they're for usage on..." His entire face turns red as he starts to sweat. "M-me..."
Female_Morgana
Morgana looked at Niko with a blank expression. Oh... Well, whatever tickles your pickles I guess~ Morgana then grabbed the blue bottle and started to drink more from it so that she can be more relaxed, but feeling a bit tipsy.
Mae_Borowski
I'll tie you up to the traintracks and run you overrrr. Whether this was an innuendo or something she actually intended to do was hidden behind her toxicity.
InterNiko
Niko's face gets less red. "Yeah the tying up sounds good, maybe less traintracks and I'll allow the running over part if it's some kind of innuendo."
Female_Morgana
Morgana started to drink more of the blue drink. She drank the entire bottle but she started to feel weird. H-hey, what was in that bottle? Morgana started to feel real tipsy and tried to stand to keep her balance but couldn't.
Mae_Borowski
Hell yeah, I'll run you over gooood, maybe both of you at the same time! in a caravan... did you know that caravans pack a lot? just like me. She was just talking words at this point...
InterNiko
Niko gains back his confidence then smirks. "Depends on what you mean by "pack a lot"." He chuckles.
Female_Morgana
Morgana tried to keep her balance but she couldn't any longer and so, she dropped on the floor cutely and started to meow. Mmmmmnnnn, I don't feel so good~ nya...
Mae_Borowski
To stay PG-13 reasons, Imma just say fannypack. That I pack stuff in. Mae points and laughs drunkly at Morgana before ironically speaking. Hahaaaa you lightweight... Mae curled up against Niko, tail swaying.
InterNiko
Niko nods. "Right, right." He's surprised by Mae curling up to him, but he accepts it. "Hey, maybe we should break maybe like, two more boxes and go home, okay?"
Female_Morgana
Morgana started to roll over and started to meow more. Mmmmmmnn, I feel so tired. Morgana then closed her eyes and started to sleep cutely.
Mae_Borowski
I'm on it chief~ Mae stumbles up, feeling around for her bat which she doesn't find. Fffuck it I'll use my hands, wrestler style. Mae proceeds to slam, or, her current idea of slamming what a box is, by throwing herself against it, under which she finds a large cat shaped pillow. Looked kind of like Mona, actually, though more bootleg. She picks up the pillow and holds it above her head like she won a grand prize and looks to Niko I does it.
(edited by Mae_Borowski)
InterNiko
Niko smiles. "You sure did it." He breaks the last box. It contained... A large bag to hold all the stuff found here. "Welp, this works out in the end." He hands the bat to Mae and starts loading the wedding supplies, the drugs, the liquor and the rope into the bag. He also picks up Morgana to carry her. "Let's go home, yeah?" He leaves the warehouse.
Mae_Borowski
Heist of the century. Drugs, alcohol, and whatever the hell we've gotten ourself into, also a mini friend.. Beeest dayy... Mae loosely took her bat. She leaned on Niko slightly for support as her walking was still flimsy while walking out. This was a complete disaster, and it was fantastic.