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List things you use in substitution of toilet paper
1. Cotton Swabs
2. Regular paper
6. DIRTY CLOTHES
7. clean clothes
(edited by elmco)
8. the toilet seat
(edited by Police_Momkey)
7. clean clothes BUT IF YOU USE CLEAN CLOTHES THEN YOU MADE IT DIRTY SO THAT MAKES IT THAT YOUR USED DIRTY CLOTHES
7. clean clothes BUT IF YOU USE CLEAN CLOTHES THEN YOU MADE IT DIRTY SO THAT MAKES IT THAT YOUR USED DIRTY CLOTHESbut it'll only become dirty clothes after you use them.
Funny story about this. Once when I was little, I had to go to the bathroom on the side of the road. Since my father's car was out of tissues, I ended up using a pre-moistened hand wipe to clean up down there.
12. Hanukkah-themed wrapping paper
13. copies of shadow the hedgehog for PS2
Pixie dust
BBH
Blood of the innocent 15. The Crap You Just Took
I don't think that would work. 16. Kung Fu Panda: showdown of legendary legends for ps4
18. The cardboard tube that was holding the toilet paper
19. the toilet.
20: everything!
21. Rosie.