You are Israeli spy
Repent by buying Nickelback discography
Look at this staff
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/1/10/StaffDestruction.png/revision/latest?cb=20120209014627
Remembers me when I tried to take over the site with lenny faces and got shortly banned.
After that Pineapple became less chaos and more shitposts.
Also less phanfics Bring them back, and the weird ships