Yeah that's a good point butterfly freak... WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? Seriously, if you could have done that the whole time why exactly did we go on two massive quests? One of which after the world ended in part because you explained nothing.
Hey, I'm just following the rules. What rules you may ask?
The rules I just made up of course. I can only break those rules after Nyarly breaks them for the 20th time. That way reality will only be ended once or twice which you know, is no biggie.
That... Do you ever ask yourself why I punched you and still hold a grudge? Fuck man, at least Nyarly is honest in his awfulness. That's just above and beyond Philemon.