Last Post Wins: New Year Edition

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Rom_Dolos

We did it bois, new page!

Kazuya

Rom, when this thread ends, what will you do? This is like your house now

Rom_Dolos

I come and go as I please, Kazuya

Labrys_

We hit 12 pages

Rom_Dolos

This is so sad, can we hit Rotten Adults™

Shihiro_Tamashi

I'm so glad I don't have to see that stupid meme at the top of the previous page anymore. Thanks Rom.

Rom_Dolos

Which one again? The "BALLIN" one?

Shihiro_Tamashi

the what

Rom_Dolos

Wait no, I just misread what you said. No problem! I was referring to a thing that happened in LeBlanc threads when someone kept saying "We fly high, no lie, you know this. (BALLIN!)" at the beginning of each new page

Ally_of_justice

I like how there are so many stupid memes at the top of the page that there's room for confusion

Rom_Dolos

I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing

Kazuya

One day we'll find out

Queef

This thread is highly stupid My thread is not stupid, you are for underestimating its sheer power. I come and go as I please, Kazuya we both know that's a lie, Rommie. The thread has consumed you. I'm so glad I don't have to see that stupid meme at the top of the previous page anymore. Thanks Rom. im curious though, what meme? im guessing this is mal

Rom_Dolos

I come and go as I please, Kazuya we both know that's a lie, Rommie. The thread has consumed you. Oh god oh fuck I'm so glad I don't have to see that stupid meme at the top of the previous page anymore. Thanks Rom. im curious though, what meme? im guessing this is mal I think they were referring to this one: https://i.imgur.com/cpG3zCK.png

Queef

WHY WOULD YOU REPOST IT

Rom_Dolos

Hey, at least it's not at the top this time

Queef

BRUHHHH

Kazuya

That meme is your direct fault, Luna

Not_Joker

I’m not sure what’s wrong with this here calling card meme. https://i.imgur.com/YJBCvws.png

(edited by Not_Joker)

Moana

if we keep posting the meme, eventually a new page will happen and it will be at the top

Shihiro_Tamashi

As always, Luna is the cause for all the problems to ever exist like this stupid meme

Ally_of_justice

Moana is technically correct, though it only applies if everyone spams that meme

Queef

As always, Luna is the cause for all the problems to ever exist like this stupid meme i think youre talking about yourself there kiddo

BlueQuartzDragon

Yo. Just adding a thing to the thing. Maybe start a ten page flame war. You know, the usual!

Ally_of_justice

Excuse you! This is a twelve page flame war!

Mona2

Mario > Luigi change my mind

Shihiro_Tamashi

Luna saying kiddo to someone who objectively appears to be 5 times older than her infantile ass

Queef

no, i am older than you and we both know it

(edited by Queef)

Shihiro_Tamashi

You say both yet you don't count at all as a person

Rom_Dolos

no, i am older than you and we both know it Ok fetus

Mona2

I can't believe that I am going to win this right here right now Luna saying kiddo to someone who objectively appears to be 5 times older than her infantile ass ok fagtard

Rom_Dolos

Right here, right now?

Ally_of_justice

pretty sure ya have to wait like a month

Kazuya

Yall trash, especially Luna Oh yeah im about to cyber bully

Rom_Dolos

Don't put yourself down like that, Kazuya

Mona2

Don't listen to Rom he's male

Rom_Dolos

Shit you right

Kazuya

but wait im male too, what does that mean

Ally_of_justice

Guess you better not listen to yerself. You can trust me, I have an anime girl pfp

Shihiro_Tamashi

I love cyberbullying

Rom_Dolos

Apart from the fact it's a terrible idea, it's a great idea

Kazuya

I shall stop listening to myself, but then i must hang on to the opinion of another MAL, YOU! LEAD ME TO THE NEAREST FEMALE SO I CAN BECOME A SIMPING DRONE

(edited by Kazuya)

Mona2

Know that I will acquire victory

Shihiro_Tamashi

can I count

Rom_Dolos

I can count to 5

Kazuya

Females that are at least 18, thank you very much

Mona2

What sounds does Mario make when he jumps

Shihiro_Tamashi

I have no one since I don't count

Queef

as a human? we know

Rom_Dolos

Inhuman rights?

Shihiro_Tamashi

You're putting yourself down stupid ass

Kazuya

Luna is a speciest Not big surprise, she lives in England, which is set in AMERICA, ISN'T THAT RIGHT

Queef

you didnt take geography, did you?

Kazuya

I wasn't the who said England isn't european anymore

Sayaka_Miki

I thought every country belonged to America

Mona2

"I can't believe this!" -Eggman

Rom_Dolos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2brwKWoEUfo

Addalme

Funyarinpa

Rom_Dolos

My motives are complex

LilredRubes

hey guys whats goin on in this thread

Mona2

Was that what Penis Man said when he claimed there were multiple Penis Men?

Rom_Dolos

I'm sorry what

LilredRubes

We're all penis men and women here

Labrys_

How long do you think it would take to read the whole thing?

Rom_Dolos

This begs the question: Which is longer? All of the Last Post Wins threads combined, or LeBlanc XIV Beanblood?

Queef

I wasn't the who said England isn't european anymore listen, it was late and a one time mistake also rommie, thats no fair, this is just one thread and that was a collection but also, how long till this thread breaks the phorum

Rom_Dolos

Luna, did you see how many posts there were in that thread?

Queef

nope

Weegeetime

Hm?

Kazuya

Point is a single Leblanc thread can surpass this one by an entire mile, if not 10 And there was a series of those, hell one got so big the site was dying

Queef

I BELIEVE THIS IS CURRENTLY THE LONGEST THREAD ISNT IT??? or was that 14 pages..? also, remember that time we quoted stuff to a point where we broke the quote function?

(edited by Queef)

Kazuya

But not the largest in history try again, sis

Queef

WAIT ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS AAAAAA

Kazuya

Leblanc XIV was 39 pages long

Queef

WHAT THE HELL

Shihiro_Tamashi

You should've been there to see it

Kazuya

And apparently there was a bigger one, but I can't find it Thing is, Leblanc is crazy

Queef

THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS SAY RP DOESNT COUNT SMH

Shihiro_Tamashi

The quality of the posts both here and at Leblanc are literally the same

Queef

i mean hey, we arent here for quality

Shihiro_Tamashi

I know, that's why I associate with you

Queef

MAL PLEASE

Rom_Dolos

Now now, let's not be malicious

Shihiro_Tamashi

good one rom

Rom_Dolos

Thank you, I'll be here all eternity

elmco

so this is never gonna end i guess it's been almost a fucking year and a half what the actual fuck

Rom_Dolos

This may never end Unlike my patience when trying to get Pietro to leave my AC island

Shihiro_Tamashi

Wow, uncultured. What's wrong with Pietro?

Rom_Dolos

You can like him if you want, but he honestly kinda creeps me out... He's smug, too

Shihiro_Tamashi

not a problem, and clowns are alright. get that jock sheep villager that always looks on the verge of crying instead.

Rom_Dolos

How are the other jock villagers? I've had Flip since the beginning, and he wasn't all that bad

Shihiro_Tamashi

I only know Bam and Kid Cat and they're the only ones I care about. Also Tarou who got fucking cut.

Rom_Dolos

The one that sticks out to me is Sprocket, the robot bird

Maria

Hee Ho!

elmco

rom let me know when he’s finally in boxes i’ll take him

Rom_Dolos

I'll let you know, though I don't really know how to give villagers to others

Shihiro_Tamashi

Oh, you don't have to. They leave you instead.

izanaginookami

Hon Hon Hon

Ally_of_justice

Baguette

elmco

if a villager is in boxes on your island and you invite someone else over, they can talk to said villager and convince them to move to their island

Queef

this is an AC free zone

elmco

Rom_Dolos

Which AC? Air Conditioning, Assassin’s Creed or Arm Chair?

Kazuya

what a funny little character we have here, this luna

elmco

let's ship her back to her funny country

Mona2

stop bullying my gf :(

Kazuya

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HA...haaaaaa

Rom_Dolos

It's fun to do it, once in a blue moon

Shihiro_Tamashi

nice one Rom

Queef

ROMMIE WHAT THE HELL YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE as for the rest of you, screw you and for the record, im not mona's gf

Kazuya

you need to be at least 25 for that one, sorry

Queef

for..what one?

Rom_Dolos

I’m playing both sides so that I always come out on top

Kazuya

Rom is allowed to come out on top Everybody gets once

elmco

luna and mona huh, i can see it

Addalme

This stread is slowly turning into a story. Interesting...

Rom_Dolos

Long time no see, Addy! If this series of threads is a story, is this the redemption arc?

Addalme

Nice to see you too Rommy, who knows, maybe it is. I'm going yo bed soon so probably this is my last post.

elmco

you're out of touch i'm out of time but i'm out of my head when you're not around owo owo

Kazuya

bleach

elmco

is a pretty good anime

Queef

no, its what we need after witnessing the horror that is you

Ally_of_justice

personally I prefer Tide pods

Rom_Dolos

Nah, that's out of style. I prefer using DoTERRA essential oils to ward off whatever the hell that just was

elmco

wow ok fuck you too luna

Kazuya

I swear you kids are funky and not very cool, also rude. Respect your elders, aka me Luna you go to your trash corner and Elm you go back to playing yakuza

elmco

sounds good to me

Mona2

I swear you kids are funky and not very cool, also rude. Respect your elders, aka me Luna you go to your trash corner and Elm you go back to playing yakuza They should learn from me, the exemplar

Sarinman

why does this thread still exist

Addalme

why does this thread still exist Your cognition allowes it to exist

elmco

it may not be the longest, but my god this is definitely the oldest still active thread

Rom_Dolos

It's just the thread now

Akechi_Kun

Why does this still exist?

Police_Momkey

it’s about time i’d arrest this thread for loitering on the front page for an entire year.

elmco

it's been a year and a half now bud, keep up

Eito

burbger

Queef

dont eat the burbs.. also kechi, because i am amazing, are you not proud of me smh

Mona2

I'm proud of you but not for this.

Korudo

So...can someone explain?

Eito

no.

Ally_of_justice

Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. Y'know?

Mona2

Fortune fades like words in the sand Just like that it's nothing at all just seams Nothing at all just seams

Korudo

Ok I guess

Kazuya

I can explain, this is a thread that's long, loooooong man

Korudo

I can explain, this is a thread that's long, loooooong manbest explanation I heard since 6th grade thanks .Now I understand.

Ally_of_justice

Its as if all the secrets of the universe have been clarified in an instant

elmco

now that i’m back there’s no way i’m fucking losing this thing

Not_Joker

now that i’m back there’s no way i’m fucking losing this thing I'm afraid you can't win this, I was told it's impossible to win

Queef

you're back, elm?

elmco

I'm afraid you can't win this, I was told it's impossible to wini think i'm the only one who can and yes, i'm back p.s. don't quote the post above you

(edited by elmco)

Queef

i agree, it dumb

Rom_Dolos

All posts ended in harmony until the last post wins attacked

elmco

there is no end to this thread

Queef

damn right there isnt

Rom_Dolos

The virgin Phansite PMs vs the chad Last Post Wins thread

elmco

vs the mega chad anon chat

Korudo

Damn it has been 10 hours since the last post.I guess we are coming to an end

Mona2

If truly free be stopped never through all that's happening Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place There is no one that can touch this Who is gonna rock the place We are forever gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place All together gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place We are forever gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place There is no one that can touch this This evil foundry Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) We are forever gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place All together gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place We are forever gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place All together gonna rock the place There is no one that can touch this Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place All together gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place We are forever gonna rock the place There is no one that can touch this Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place (place, place) Who is gonna rock the place There is no one that can touch this Who is gonna rock the place We are forever gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place All together gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place We are forever gonna rock the place Who is gonna rock the place There is no one that can touch this

Korudo

Is mona meowing so much today?I think he is trying to sing.

elmco

we've had days pass between posts before, a few hours isn't much

Rom_Dolos

It was a whole week at one point, I think

Micah

Where am I again

elmco

yeah, and i'd loathe him completely if he didn't follow me on twitterthis still holds up

Micah

yeah, and i'd loathe him completely if he didn't follow me on twitterthis still holds up What was this

Korudo

we've had days pass between posts before, a few hours isn't muchand I thought the end was near welp let us see how long it will last.

elmco

What was this check the first page

Queef

It was a whole week at one point, I think Yeah, I remember that near death experience See guys, the truth is that when this thread dies, so do I. That is the way of these threads, the winner must create a new one and when it ends, they die.

elmco

oh good, just means we gotta stop posting then

Ally_of_justice

Yeah, I suppose you're right Elm. But Queef also has every reason to keep posting so as to sustain their existence

elmco

nah, she knows what she has to do don't you luna

Kazuya

We had a lot of fun in today's show, making fun of Luna and the sort But there comes a time when we must stop laughing and talk seriously for a moment You see, Luna is my younger sister as of DATE and I, NAME, declare that this bullying must stop, and instead be replaced by a strong type of cyberbullying, sponsored by yours truly I shall begin, Luna you are a meanie and have a doo doo head >:《

elmco

luna is a stinky poopoo man

Rom_Dolos

Elm that's very cringe ass nae nae baby of you

Queef

We had a lot of fun in today's show, making fun of Luna and the sort But there comes a time when we must stop laughing and talk seriously for a moment You see, Luna is my younger sister as of DATE and I, NAME, declare that this bullying must stop i liked it up to here.. nah, she knows what she has to do don't you luna what do i have to do..?

elmco

tell him

Ally_of_justice

You can tell him whatever you need to

elmco

what are you talking about

Queef

tell him well, sugar, thats not a good idea also, new update, now everyone knows how ancient the thread is and currently, it's the only active one with a yearrrrrrrrrrr :)))

elmco

you couldn't have just let me have it, could you

Rom_Dolos

I get the feeling

Mona2

once I claim the phansite i'm locking this thread and repeatedly posting in it

Kazuya

do you like to eat, i do well worry not anymore cuz if you got an issue then you will have to drink water hahaha!!!

elmco

are you ok kaz

Rom_Dolos

Hydration is for the weak... I am the weak

Queef

you couldn't have just let me have it, could you tbh i didnt notice

elmco

i only hydrate with pepsi

Korudo

I only hydrate with liquid substances(that won't kill me or make me regret)

elmco

you can’t really hydrate with anything else, so

Korudo

I know that's the idea

elmco

what

Korudo

I dunno. I am confused to an extent too.

(edited by Korudo)

Labrys_

I hydrate with a viscus form of plasma

Faggor_Anon

Breaking news Labrys confirms existence of plasma that is quite thicc

elmco

you guys are all chodes

Korudo

Even me?

elmco

why would you be excluded

Rom_Dolos

No need to be a dick about it. It seems you’re getting a-head of yourself with a flaccid comment like that

Korudo

why would you be excluded well maybe because I technically never did anything. Rom I am not sure if that was addressed to me can you make it clear but it was: 1.I am not sure what you meant by flaccid 2.I didn't mean anything bad so excuse me for my lack of understanding.

Rom_Dolos

Korudo

Phew I was concerned for a second there

elmco

see rom, i would make a penis joke but i just woke up so don’t teste me

Rom_Dolos

Ok Elm

Mona2

Phew I was concerned for a second there Flaccid refers to a non-erect penis

elmco

mona's is perma-flaccid

Kazuya

elm your life is in perma-flaccid

Rom_Dolos

Does that make this thread the opposite, because it's still lasting so long?

Shihiro_Tamashi

No it's called newborn genocide

Rom_Dolos

Oh god oh fuck

elmco

wanna hit me with one of those

Alex_The_Returned

I remembered why I left

elmco

STAY GONE THEN

Queef

btw korudo, literally everything in this thread is a joke probably hell, almost everything on this site is a joke

Kazuya

Your hair is a joke

elmco

my life is a joke

Labrys_

The human race exists to turn the earth into energy and entropy and possibly even the universe

Faggor_Anon

Hahaha! What a story, Labrys!

Korudo

I won't be surprised if Mishima created the site as a joke.

(edited by Korudo)

Rom_Dolos

Makes sense. This whole place is steeped in satire

Queef

I won't be surprised if Mishima created the site as a joke. can confirm, he did https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/605073980134653983/712736970475962428/unknown.png also kazzie, ngl my hair currently is a joke

elmco

first of all, that link is broken second, here's some form of evidence https://i.imgur.com/fFURl0N.png third, i don't have a third point

KensukeKurosaki

I see I see

Kazuya

Easy lover She'll get a hold on you believe it Like no other Before you know it you'll be on your knees She's an easy lover She'll take your heart but you won't feel it She's like no other And I'm just trying to make you see She's the kind of girl you dream of Dream of keeping hold of You'd better forget it You'll never get it She will play around and leave you Leave you and deceive you Better forget it Oh you'll regret it No you'll never change her, so leave it, leave it Get out quick 'cause seeing is believing It's the only way You'll ever know Easy lover She'll get a hold on you believe it Like no other Before you know it you'll be on your knees She's an easy lover She'll take your heart but you won't feel it She's like no other And I'm just trying to make you see You're the one that wants to hold her Hold her and control her You'd better forget it You'll never get it For she'll say there's no other Till she finds another Better forget it Oh you'll regret it And don't try to change her, just leave it, leave it You're not the only one, ooh seeing is believing It's the only way You'll ever know, oh No don't try to change her, just leave it, leave it You're not the only one, ooh seeing is believing It's the only way You'll ever know, oh She's an easy lover (She's a easy lover) She'll get a hold on you believe it (Get a hold on you) (She's) Like no other Before you know it you'll be on your knees (You'll be down on your knees) She's an easy lover She'll take your heart but you won't feel it (You won't feel it) She's like no other And I'm just trying to make you see (Trying to make you see)

elmco

what is this thread

Rom_Dolos

I don't think there's a solid answer to that. Right now, the thread just is.

JustAMimikip

Its a thread alright

Korudo

what is this thread I was told "I can explain, this is a thread that's long, loooooong man" so this is what the thread is I believe.

elmco

god is dead and so am i

Ally_of_justice

That sounds like a personal problem. Still Revival's only a few tasks away

elmco

unfortunately revival is impossible in the real world

Kazuya

Not with that attitude

elmco

not with any attitude

Kazuya

okay show me your PhD on attitude big guy, slam it on the table and let it flop

elmco

right here

Rom_Dolos

Mom said it's my turn on the attitude

elmco

not until i finish this level

Ally_of_justice

I just wanted to let you guys know that “queue” is just one letter followed by four silent ones while in “cue” every letter serves a purpose

Kazuya

qué

Rom_Dolos

Quoi

elmco

that's just not even correct you don't pronounce letters as they're said q =/= cue q = k qu = kw que = kwe nice try dumbass, the english language is stupid but also sort of not really

Queef

thanks for telling me my link was broken, ill have to post it somewhere and [i]not[/i ] delete it this time

Rom_Dolos

kwewe

Mona2

kweh

elmco

and [i]not[/i ] deletetried so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesn't even matter

pixie

This is my favourite pokemon, Qurem https://files.catbox.moe/nsw9rm.jpg What are ur thoughts on Cyurem? I like that Kyuowrem is an ice dragon

Rom_Dolos

Khiuh-ram is a nice Pokemon, but it's not exactly qyoot in my opinion. I have a-q-mulated some data that gives me a very kweer feeling that people who like this pokemon have an uhcioot awareness of how kuhl pokemon can be

Mona2

Quran

elmco

Rom_Dolos

https://i.imgur.com/tIRoSF5.jpg

Moana

Is that a picture of updog?

elmco

what's up dawg

Korudo

Dawg is up what?

(edited by Korudo)

elmco

epic fail compilation

Korudo

Not if that was what I was going for.

Kazuya

you are all epic epic fails

Rom_Dolos

I am O_O required by law to inform you that I am a registered sex offender bottom text

elmco

we all know bottom text, but no one ever top text

oakinc

I am here to inform you all that your attempt to achieve the meager feat of acquiring the last post in this thread is futile as I, oscar, have no other accomplishments in my life and will devote myself to even the most meaningless of victories.

Korudo

Ok good luck winning ,if that is possible

elmco

this has been going on for a year and a half, you gotta be real determined if you want it

Rom_Dolos

I got more time now that exams were finished yesterday

elmco

i got lots of time since work is temporarily closing due to protests

Rom_Dolos

Yeah, everything bad is happening all at once this year

Mona2

How is protesting racial discrimination bad?

Rom_Dolos

I was talking about the racism, not the protests

Mona2

Can't believe racism resurfaced after all these years of having been ended

Rom_Dolos

Not sure if you're joking or not

Rom_Dolos

In any case, I miss my friends

(edited by Rom_Dolos)

elmco

racism being a bad thing is apparently controversial now

Korudo

I wonder what's next?

elmco

women losing voting rights

Korudo

womenwhat's that?

elmco

what

Kazuya

there are no women on this site

Korudo

I still don't get what a women is.

elmco

women be like https://i.imgur.com/y6ZsT4Z.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Z6uzdlY.jpg

Rom_Dolos

This is so sad, can we hit 5000 [children]

elmco

i'm sorry rom but i don't abuse children like you do

Rom_Dolos

Says the one keeping his villagers hostage

elmco

what on earth are you talking about

Korudo

About hostages and hitting children

Korudo

I keep villagers as my hostages It turns out I can do that(no elm didn't say that don't go searching)

elmco

Yeah, quotes can be easily manipulated.

(edited by elmco)

Labrys_

really? I just found out about this

elmco

wow

Rom_Dolos

For the love of god guys, where did you hide my vaseline Indeed

Yukapuyo

OK I feel nervous a little.

Korudo

And why is that?

Yukapuyo

Because

Korudo

Because?

Yukapuyo

Yes

elmco

because of the wonderful things he does

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/2Ck5CGa.png There are no becauseses here don't worry

Yukapuyo

Does that mean I invented because?

Korudo

Who knows.

elmco

i was halfway into the bount arc when i realized it was filler

Korudo

Me not understand

elmco

i said i was halfway into the bount arc when i realized it was filler

Korudo

Me understand.

(edited by Korudo)

Korudo

I won't regret this

(edited by Korudo)

Korudo

But...