Last Post Wins: New Year Edition

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Mona2

hmm

Korudo

You on the other hand...maybe just maybe https://i.imgur.com/Ph3UMNz.jpg

(edited by Korudo)

Korudo

Crap mission failed!!! I said mission failed!!! Retreat!!!

elmco

don't fucking double post or sorry, quintuple post there's no need for it, it's just annoying and against the rules

Korudo

Ok sir captain colonial elm sorry for being a source of annoyance.

(edited by Korudo)

elmco

Rom_Dolos

The Christmas candy has come back to haunt us again and I feel partially at fault

elmco

just bought clubhouse 51 excited to play board and card games on my nintendo switch

Korudo

This shall not be the end.yes,I do plan on keeping this thing alive.unless this is breaking the rules too

(edited by Korudo)

Yukapuyo

If you want to

elmco

just don't be an archer and revive week old threads

Korudo

An archer? so archers are people that revive week old threads?

Yukapuyo

Mona2

I hear FGO stunts penis growth

Rom_Dolos

I guess he gacha there

elmco

I am not even a fate fan but I am not sure if there are archers who even revive people or old threads, speaking of reviving peoe, wasn't ruler a class where revives people or caster, I mean I'm talking nonsense even I don't understand I really need to play FGO2 things: 1. what 2. i was talking about the user named archer who revived dead threads but yeah ok 3. i play fgo but what

Yukapuyo

1. what 2. i was talking about the user named archer who revived dead threads but yeah ok 3. i play fgo but what I mean I don't even get what am I talking about, and didn't know about that, I'm actually still new at fate series, watched every anime, I still need to get into the games atm.

elmco

the extra/extella series is pretty easily accessible

Samuel1364

So I see people are using my stupid calling card

elmco

udg is pretty fun

Labrys_

That's yours?

Yukapuyo

Based of the calling card image and the username, yes that's his picture.

(edited by Yukapuyo)

elmco

gaming

Korudo

Gaming?that was random

elmco

g a m i n g

Samuel1364

Is gaming real

elmco

no but gamers are

Rom_Dolos

What’s a game?

Yukapuyo

Is game

pixie

W e A r e G a m e i n g

Jaguar_Warrior

Jaguar Warrior, hailing from the Babylonia Singularity, is used to getting suplexed by Kuku thus isn't greatly affected by head injury after getting hit by a chair Astrea. Rather, they are to maneuver around the attack by grabbing Astrea's waist, lifting her up slightly and digging their paws into the dirt. They then lifts Astrea fully over their head, suplexing her as they make their iconic giddy expression.

Korudo

I see.

Yukapuyo

???? Ok

Rom_Dolos

Seems normal to me

Queef

KILL THE FUCKING CALLING CARD IT DOESNT DESERVE TO LIVE IN THESE SACRED GROUNDS

(edited by Queef)

Jaguar_Warrior

You cats nyeed to read more RP threads >_<

Rom_Dolos

Nah, I'm still scarred from the ones I was in

Jaguar_Warrior

Ny'all need Kuku!

Shadow_The_Hedgehog

This is like taking someone else's post and replacing certain phrases. Which is fine by me.

Korudo

Is killing a card even possible?

Queef

yeah, you burn it

Korudo

I...don't think it is alive to begin with.

Kazuya

Even cards have a heart

Shihiro_Tamashi

Let us steal the heart of a calling card by sending the calling card a calling card

Korudo

kaz shouldn't they have rights then? Go ahead shihiro good luck convincing a card it's treasure is in danger.

Rom_Dolos

I wonder what a card desires

elmco

babylonia singularity? what’s that? i only know camelot

Labrys_

C A M E L O T?! With the knights of the round table? Tis a silly place

Queef

camelot reminds me of mlp, elm are you not telling us something..?

HaruRoyal

elm is 300% a brony

Kazuya

We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of the Round Table. Our shows are formidable, But many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot. I have to push the pram a lot.

Rom_Dolos

If knights film all the time, does that mean that they cam a lot?

elmco

the joke i made was specifically for gin jaguar warrior, unless you play fgo it doesn't really make sense also what the fuck does camelot have to do with my little pony, luna i feel like you're the brony if camelot, the location from arthurian legend, makes you think of a fucking horse show also monty python holy grail epic

(edited by elmco)

Yukapuyo

Labrys_

Is this partly my fault? It's a very good movie ether way. Spasificly Monty Python and the holy grail

(edited by Labrys_)

Rom_Dolos

I've been wanting to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail for so long. I guess I have no excuse now

Labrys_

Watch it. It's the best movie of all time

elmco

one of my favs

Yukapuyo

Might add it to the must watch later if everyone says so. I still have a lot of shows, movies, and games I put on the list for years and I haven't even watched them yet.

Rom_Dolos

Agreed, though it's mostly due to confusion mixed with procrastination on my end

elmco

it’s also very quotable

Labrys_

It's so funny that they named a kind of comedy after it. I'm not kidding

elmco

what do you mean

Rom_Dolos

https://i.imgur.com/nCpbwq1.png/

Korudo

I wonder if this is "cursed" too?

Yukapuyo

Yes

Samuel1364

As creator of the original card...I APPROVE!

elmco

GRAHHHHHB NO

Maximos

can i get a pogchamp please? https://i.imgur.com/X3GQQ3J.png

Yukapuyo

Yes

Rom_Dolos

Pogodemon Pogodemon

elmco

i hurt

Yukapuyo

Why are u hurt????????

elmco

ring fit adventure

Yukapuyo

But, ring fit adventure is supposed to make you exercise your whole body and never make you fat

elmco

you do know how exercising works, right

Rom_Dolos

Insert Ring Fat Adventure joke here

Yukapuyo

What's wrong with it? Sure I hate exercising, I don't have time for these nowadays since I'm busy too, also ring fit is supposed to make your whole body move while playing too, and it is aimed to make us exercise too, so sorry if I said something wrong.

Rom_Dolos

I think it was just a misunderstanding

Yukapuyo

If that's so, okay then.

elmco

exercising is ripping your muscles in certain ways (hence soreness) so when it heals it heals back stronger obviously ripping my muscles hurts

Kazuya

Foolish Elm, get swole like me https://i.imgur.com/ZTzznYP.jpg

Hikaru

Skate 4 confirmed.

Rom_Dolos

LETS GO

Yukapuyo

Twewy anime is in 3 days

elmco

i'm eating a grilled cheese, and it tastes good

Rom_Dolos

Please ma'am, spare a crumb of SMTV news

(edited by Rom_Dolos)

elmco

won't happen

Rom_Dolos

Dammit

elmco

there is no god

Yukapuyo

???? No, actually atlus did say that they are still developing SMTV in the beginning of 2020.

Korudo

SMTV?what's that? there is no god there is god

OriDaBest

SMT is kinda dope ngl

elmco

SMTV?what's that?you're gonna get yourself killed by saying that here

Korudo

Oh shin megami tensei 5! That V confused me. Am I right or am I getting killed?

(edited by Korudo)

Kazuya

All the numbered SMT use roman numbers

Korudo

I know but it is hard to use thy brain

Yukapuyo

TWEWY anime...

elmco

that is indeed a thing that's happening, what's your point

Yukapuyo

Yeah, the trailer is so dope like, I'm really glad they kept the same artstyle same as the game too, and it seriously is giving me houseki no kuni vibes too

elmco

never played the game

Yukapuyo

You have to play it, the game is now on sale for Nintendo switch for pv anime release. It is up to you if you want to play it or not.

elmco

why would i play it on switch, i've heard the port is terrible if i ever get my hands on a ds copy then maybe

Yukapuyo

Yeah, I can agree with that one, the game is perfect other than that the gameplay itself in final remix is horrible. However, that being said, the gameplay is horrible when you play it with the joycon and it feels kind of not good sometimes, so I reccomend using the touch screen. Anyway, reminder that this game is a remix, the mobile of this ds game also added more content from the orignal game, the final remix also added more content more than the mobile too, and a new scenario too. It is up to you to choose what to play, either the ds version, or the switch one which it has more additions to it, choosing the ds version won't hurt either so it is up to you.

elmco

que cera cera

Kazuya

Wait do you mean Que Sera Sera or the parody featuring Michael Cera, Que Cera Cera?

elmco

https://i.imgur.com/OGoaVDL.png

Maximos

https://i.imgur.com/hQxSI0y.jpg

Yukapuyo

If there was P5r on pc someone should mod this and put this over sayuri

Maximos

oh man cant wait for the game to get moded into a shitpost

Labrys_

That's always what happens. I have no idea what I think about the adachi mod except yes

(edited by Labrys_)

elmco

hey max that’s my cursed image!

swat_squad

decided to post here to mark my (i think temporary) return

Rom_Dolos

Haven't seen you since the text adventures, but it's nice to see you

swat_squad

would be a shame if i were to continue this

elmco

god is broke

Yukapuyo

Me and the gang are going to reply to this post for the 999th time.

elmco

what post

Yukapuyo

This

Korudo

I don't comprehend.

elmco

this is a thread, not a post

Yukapuyo

Well then, OK, have a nice day.

elmco

Me and the gang are going to reply to this post for the 999th time. just went back and manually counted how many posts i've made, and the result is 803. i've been on this thread for a year and a half and you joined the site a month ago you got a long way to go

swat_squad

would be a shame if

Yukapuyo

Y'all chill, I'm just doing it randomly bc I'm bored

elmco

this thread isn't for feebleminded individuals like you

(edited by elmco)

Korudo

elm both of us know that this thread is full of stupidity.and I think I like how stupid this place could be

elmco

stupidity =/= feeblemindedness

Yukapuyo

While I do agree on that, please let me remind you that I can do stupid things that I even don't realize what I am even doing, in which it results me of what am I doing is something cringe, it is like you don't know if someone will get the joke, go through with it, or they disagree with you. I'm not saying that I hate it like this, now I'm getting used to it, I'm trying my best to not make any mistakes here again, I used to make so much mistakes here and here I am, fixed some of my grammar, got a little better at English yet I am still making mistakes and I'm trying to learn not to make the exact same mistake here. In short, if this thread isn't for me, it's okay, I can leave if that's what do you want. Edit: if you didn't understand what I meant, that's fine, I'm not as much as an understandable person in the first place.

(edited by Yukapuyo)

Korudo

stupidity =/= feeblemindedness And that elm, is why I need to learn the English language.

Mona2

You should be ashamed of yourself for bullying someone who's done nothing to you, Elm.

Korudo

literally everything in this thread is a joke probably yuk if you actually took elm serious remember this.

Mona2

Yuk if you think you can pass off every vitrolic comment you make as a joke and act like that changes literally anything

Yukapuyo

I was literally trying my best not to be serious until elm said this. While I am at it, I want to apologise if I've done anything wrong, and I ask not to start anything about it.

elmco

just fuckin around, sorry if i offended you there's nowhere you should or shouldn't be on the internet, so if you wanna be here then stay

swat_squad

plop

Mona2

Wait by Yuk did you mean Yukapuyo or the term yuck? I was using the second one.

elmco

shrug

Mona2

@Korudo

Korudo

I meant Yukapuyo.

elmco

shrug

Mona2

Say "shrug" if you hate black people

elmco

you just did

Mona2

Shrug

elmco

uhh

Mona2

https://i.imgur.com/PG52ITi.jpg Why can't this be me?

elmco

because you're not a little girl

Korudo

Because cats aren't humans and humans aren't 2d plus the lovely nature of our world

Mona2

I'm asking why I can't be a little girl, Smelmclit

Kazuya

crimson cloud

elmco

with enough plastic surgery you probably could be a little girl

Labrys_

Have you ever seen the anime "the saga of Tanya the evil"? That

elmco

genius mona, just get pushed in front of a train, then denounce god

Korudo

I don't think I am capable of comprehending what you just said elm.

Labrys_

Then watch the anime. This is amazing because now I will envision Mona to be a small girl from now on

(edited by Labrys_)

elmco

death consumes me

Korudo

Death doesn't consume you slowly,it takes you right away some times it so sudden you don't realize what's happening

elmco

first of all, you can die slowly, it's much more common than a quick death second of all, i never said it was consuming me slowly check your facts next time bud

Korudo

Yay me brain no more.Thank you for telling me + I would like an example if you mind not,cuz I can't think of one

(edited by Korudo)

elmco

any disease or illness, torture, burning, bleeding out, etc

Korudo

So I can call that dying slowly,doesn't that making living just dying slowly too (but due to age)?

elmco

yes exactly

Labrys_

I'm dieing and so is everyone else

Korudo

Except some who are already dead.

Rom_Dolos

Yes, because people die when they are killed

Labrys_

And people who are being born

Rom_Dolos

Ray-Ban glasses special offer, only $ 24,99 only today!

elmco

smtv

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/qgvAh5L.png

elmco

i curse you and your entire bloodline

Micah

Pog

Korudo

Labrys_

Just try not to curse his blood instead of his blood line

Korudo

Well it isn't like elm's words will do anything to me or my entire bloodline nor to my blood if it were to be cursed.

Rom_Dolos

Famous last words

Labrys_

He is dead now

Mona-not_korudo-

Poor thing.

Labrys_

I'm excited for page 14. How long for that

Mona2

Poor thing. You're getting banned

Hifumi Togo

Poor thing. You're getting banned on it boss

Mona-not_korudo-

Wait what why am I not banned yet? will you ban me?

(edited by Mona-not_korudo-)

Shihiro_Tamashi

Thank you Hifumod, very cool!

elmco

it scares me that amma listens to mona

Labrys_

A terifieing prospect

Korudo

He is dead now https://i.imgur.com/jWLZ4Cy.jpg

Mona2

I want a thread that says "kids welcome" but also one that says "come here to me"

elmco

what does that even mean

Futaba_45

Mona is an interesting thing for sure. I didn't say person on purpose. He's more like some kind of parisite that uses the body of it's host to post here. We might never know why

Gin

https://i.imgur.com/WMekDWj.png

Mona-not_korudo-

https://i.imgur.com/ecJ3RAM.png

pixie

Weebs out

Mona2

https://i.imgur.com/ecJ3RAM.png Shut up you don't even have a penis

Labrys_

I'm sorry what happened here. I'm extremely scared. Help me

elmco

do we now have a fake mona on our hands

Mona-not_korudo-

Shut up you don't even have a penis I deny that but if it was true...how did you find that out? do we now have a fake mona on our hands Well this is the phan-site with many persona fans so why wouldn't there be many Mona's? and how can you call one real and the others fake?

Mona2

Because I am the real Mona *grooms self and reports Ryuji to the police*

Korudo

I'm sorry what happened here. I'm extremely scared. Help me Don't worry,what's the worst thing that could happen? A cat fight

Mona-not_korudo-

Because I am the real Mona That's not true!

Dark_Mona

Do not attempt to deceive, for I know all.

Mona-not_korudo-

"Ye know not but a little"

Dark_Mona

I have learned much from the lonely road of which I know, unbeknownst to thou is the scope of my knowledge which is boundless.

Korudo

Don't quote me Mona not korudo

(edited by Korudo)

Mona-not_korudo-

Can thou show thy knowledge?

Dark_Mona

I swear you can't even draw my attention long enough for me to think of a response. That's how uninteresting you are.

Mona-not_korudo-

But do I seek your attention or were you the one who approached me?

elmco

can a mod confirm that all 3 accounts are 1 person? because that's the vibe i'm getting

Mona2

Do I look like they who shall not be named to you?

elmco

i'm not fucking talking about you

Mona2

Shut the fuck up Mona is neutered and nothing disproves this

Korudo

i'm not fucking talking about you Wait does that mean you are talking about me? That would be a disappointing result

(edited by Korudo)

elmco

yes obviously

Labrys_

It's spreading! Futaba was right!

Futaba_45

Ofcourse I was. I'm me

Mona2

Ofcourse I was. I'm meOfcourse I was. I'm me Shut up and put this collar on https://i.imgur.com/TTnBZdc.jpg

Korudo

yes obviously You are obviously wrong then I am not 3 of them.

elmco

doubt

Korudo

give me the evidence

Futaba_45

Ofcourse I was. I'm meOfcourse I was. I'm me Shut up and put this collar on https://i.imgur.com/TTnBZdc.jpg I have no idea what this means but I think I should be afraid

elmco

today i learned that lou albano is dead and i don't know what to do with all this sadness

Kazuya

bitconnect

JustAMimikip

Elm hes been dead for a while how did you never know

elmco

bro anime tiddies are the best

Korudo

No,elm practicing is the best. https://i.imgur.com/wR8iT3I.jpg There goes your daily dose of cursed memes.

(edited by Korudo)

Futaba_45

You can't "finish" practice whatever that means. Practice is something you must always do lest you long for death by the hands of Daisuke and probably Akihiko.

Labrys_

But that's the best way to die in my opinion

elmco

just saying, no way to die is good

Raptor

lethal league

Kuzenbo_Moroki

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN INACTIVE FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS! RAPTOR CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO WIN THIS CONTEST! AS SUCH I, KUZENBO MOROKI, SON OF THE OCEAN, SHALL REVIVE THIS THREAD! YOU ARE WELCOME, PHANSITE USERS!

Shihiro_Tamashi

tbf lethal league is kinda cool tho

Kuzenbo_Moroki

I DO NOT AGREE WITH YOUR OPINION BUT NEVERTHELESS RESPECT IT!

Shihiro_Tamashi

thanks i only like it because of Latch

Raptor

this thread has been active for too long. i’m putting an end to this shit.

Korudo

You will need to put an end to me first.

Futaba_45

The battle of the ancients and also some other things of unidentified origin

elmco

if my plan works it'll end soon enough

Korudo

If that's the case,I might need to end you before you put your plan on action,elm. https://i.imgur.com/uu2edID.jpg

Raptor

prepare to die motherfucker! https://youtu.be/GgTx9luDQ-o

JustAMimikip

no.

Futaba_45

Take up arms and fight to keep the thread going!

elmco

are chicken nuggets vegetables?

Labrys_

It depends if they come from the leg or the wing

Rom_Dolos

It also counts if it's from the gizzard

Labrys_

Sorry I forgot that one

pixie

The nugg zone

TinyTerd10

Oh my god yes! They have one of these back on my favorite forum

Aphoria

Is Ketchup a Drink?

Labrys_

A sports drink yes

TinyTerd10

Imma just leave this here https://youtu.be/XYAcingRDbE

Aphoria

but what if i wanted to eat food while D R I N K I N G ketchup?

Kazuya

https://i.imgur.com/tTK7tCQ.jpg

Labrys_

Is this dead?

elmco

long

elmco

long

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/HGpMW7I.jpg Let's fix that.

Futaba_45

I leave for one day and the flex tape memes are shoved in people's faces

Aphoria

people like Flex Tape Memes, it's not a new phenomenon

Futaba_45

I just don't know what's going on anymore

Ally_of_justice

did we ever really know what's going on?

JustAMimikip

https://i.imgur.com/cRJ1zi5.jpg

Kazuya

Girls are overrated kissing your homies good night is what's in rn, uplift your kings

TinyTerd10

https://youtu.be/Matdc7cDdcU

Kazuya

i would simp for at username bgammax, he's my favorite female human being, i love him

TinyTerd10

https://youtu.be/NyM16rLYtEc

(edited by TinyTerd10)

elmco

why is beef jerky so expensive

Futaba_45

Because it's good

Kazuya

moneYYYY it's cash

TinyTerd10

https://youtu.be/KFa1LmrOmWU

elmco

what the fuck

Korudo

Ducks

Futaba_45

Why do I even come here anymore

Labrys_

Because you like it?

Futaba_45

God no not that. Definitely not that

Korudo

Because you hate it?

elmco

Korudo

I shall now proceed and revive this thread for no apparent reason.

elmco

i hate you

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/9JoEBsl.jpg

TinyTerd10

https://youtu.be/gp09VT9ByfU

HibkiKuze

So, when we making this thread an anime?

elmco

fuck adults

Korudo

All adults?

elmco

i could go for some kd

TinyTerd10

So, when we making this thread an anime? Nice pfp

elmco

who here has been born like and subscribe for more crazy content

Labrys_

This will be at least a manga with a Netflix adaptation

Futaba_45

Please no

Mona-not_korudo-

Yes

Kazuya

If this post gets 10 upvotes I'm going to punch Elm until he deletes his MySpace account

Korudo

Does Elm has a Myspace account to begin with?

Kazuya

Would I ever lie to my benefit?

Futaba_45

Who would?

Korudo

Would I ever lie to my benefit? No?yes?dunno?

elmco

https://myspace.com/elmco

Korudo

Then 8 more votes and Elm is getting punched,Yay

elmco

if only i still remembered the passwords to my alts

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/boyW92b.png

elmco

guess what time it is https://i.imgur.com/Xz0JpOu.jpg

Yaso_Magatsuhi

YASO MAGATSUHI

elmco

why? did you think that was funny? jesus fucking christ the lowbrow humour on this site is almost toxic

Mona2

Elm I have to tell you something this urgent I have to tell you immediately please respond as soon as you see this I need you to know something as soon as you can