Last Post Wins: New Year Edition

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

elmco

this thread is almost 2 years old what the fuck

(edited by elmco)

Mona2

I'm the son of a fisherman but i'm afraid of fish!

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/7b0jvEK.jpg I was supposed to post this at 3902 put this is ok too I guess

elmco

wow that's just ugly

Korudo

I know,that's the point of it.

elmco

get a better

Korudo

Better? https://i.imgur.com/ZYssLnc.jpg

elmco

wow, you have a terrible sense of humour

Korudo

didn't make them,just found them and thought of sharing the pain And I do actually have a terrible sense of humour,thanks for reminding me Elm.

elmco

that's what i'm here for

Korudo

Sharing pain or reminding people of their terrible sense of humour?

Kazuya

and getting meme'd on

elmco

all of the above

Guzzlord

*At the fact it's not winning this thread game, a Guzzlord can be heard screaming in the distance.*

TinyTerd10

Man Jonah was way more of a dick then I remember

TinyTerd10

I guess that was kind of the point of the story though

Yukapuyo

How's everyone at no simp September?

elmco

Man Jonah was way more of a dick then I remember are you talking about the story of jonah and the really big fish

Kazuya

How's everyone at no simp September? i lost by virtue of gf

elmco

SIMP

Rom_Dolos

I'm waiting for Spritetober, so I can procrastinate on finishing a piece of pixel art

elmco

maybe i should make art

Kazuya

song so Fred Durst

(edited by Kazuya)

Shihiro_Tamashi

Amazing soundtrack from famous video game character Fred Durst

elmco

i jive

Korudo

And I live

elmco

die

Rom_Dolos

The IRS is repossessing your right to live

MiiWii23

weee

Cait_Sith

Why is fish a noun and a verb we can say we fish fish that's only somewhat less wack than the sentence composed entirely of the word buffalo

Mona2

aight wise guy what else you wanna call fishing?

Rom_Dolos

I love word avalanches like this and the buffalo one

elmco

what's the buffalo one

Rom_Dolos

I think it's just "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

elmco

is that supposed to mean something? edit: just googled it, and i somehow now understand it, but jesus christ that is the most complicated sentence i think i've ever read

(edited by elmco)

Korudo

die Someday elm someday

elmco

that day better be today or i'll spot mish $20 to destroy you

Korudo

Be it,let him destroy me.

Chie-san

Whoa, I cant believe even after my long inactiveness this is still alive

elmco

it's almost 2 years old older than me

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/u0c3q3I.jpg Don't ask why

(edited by Korudo)

elmco

i'm not angry, i'm disappointed and angry

Korudo

Why?

Mona2

You said not to ask why

Korudo

Then let me rephrase that: What is the cause of your disappointment and anger,elm?

elmco

your existence

Rom_Dolos

I see nothing has changed

Korudo

Mona2

your existence Oh! It's delightful to know that I am the cause of your disappointment,although I am not quite fond with the idea that I cause anger to someone but fear not,for I shall cease to exist within this realm soon enough (or will visit the forum less often). Elm has no right to be angry or disappointed at someone so pitiful enough as to actually take his elm brain stances into account.

Korudo

"...take his elm brain stances into account." When did I do that?

elmco

i do not feel

Mona-not_korudo-

i'm not angry, i'm disappointed and angryi do not feel Makes sense

(edited by Mona-not_korudo-)

elmco

i am a living(?) contradiction

Mona-not_korudo-

Ok I suppose???

Mona2

Last post loses

Fayth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTqyGIfS570

Rom_Dolos

Last post loses what?

JustAMimikip

their soul

TinyTerd10

But I don't have soul

EternalThrylos

Hey guys TinyTerd10 again and I figured out how to change my username

Korudo

their soul Yay https://i.imgur.com/In2gxgE.png

EternalThrylos

https://i.imgur.com/QURQAeX.jpg

elmco

shushu suruga appreciation checkpoint

Queef

Yo what the fuck, this is still alive????

(edited by Queef)

elmco

do you appreciate shushu suruga

Kazuo_Takahara

french

elmco

that doesn't answer my question, get the fuck out of here

Moana

This is post number 3969, nice

Rom_Dolos

Arbitrary funny number

Corwinzero

uwu

elmco

sex is comedy

Korudo

get the duck out of here

elmco

congrats, you figured out how to edit quotes

Aphoria

how is this still going-

Korudo

congrats, you figured out how to edit quoteshttps://i.imgur.com/Dyo8nfQ.png What are you talking about Elm? I figured that out last episode. What I meant was get out of here because you said sex is comedy.

Corwinzero

I want to die-

Jiyu-Hatanaka

https://i.imgur.com/0fcxju0.jpg fear me

elmco

and the oscar goes to anime women

Korudo

Imagine someone posting in this (delightful) thread.

(edited by Korudo)

Corwinzero

I certainly can't

elmco

fuck people all my homies hate people

Corwinzero

fuck Homies all my People hate Homies What a strange man

Rom_Dolos

Fuck. All my

Corwinzero

all Fuck my

Youdontevenknow

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

elmco

damn, editing quotes, what a mad lad

Rom_Dolos

What will the maniac do next? I see inspect element in my near future

Mona2

Rom, why is this the only place you post? You're actually a semi-decent person to talk to. Hmu fr sometime.

Shihiro_Tamashi

Mona, why is this the only place where I’m not blocked? You’re actually a semi-decent person to see when Discord reminds me I can’t send you messages. Block me fr sometime.

Mona2

It's too easy to make alts on phansite. It's not like you have a main I can block.

Shihiro_Tamashi

oh ok thanks for the explanation have a nice rest of the night

Mona2

I'm just gonna tell it to you straight, I don't actually like bad girls.

Shihiro_Tamashi

im am good

Rom_Dolos

Rom, why is this the only place you post? You're actually a semi-decent person to talk to. Hmu fr sometime. Because I sometimes forget about the Discord server, and my shitty RPs are no more. Regardless, I'd be down to talk sometime

(edited by Rom_Dolos)

Mona2

Cool, cool. Just to warn you, though, i'm a lolicon.

Korudo

What about me,am I a semi horrible person to talk to? If not can I be that now?

Kazuya

brap

elmco

just wanna grill my brand new copy of Shin Megami Tensei (1992) for the Super Family Computer

Mona-not_korudo-

A quick reminder I still exist. https://i.imgur.com/2sXJ9vM.jpg

elmco

i don't think anyone cares

Moana

i am also still here

Mona-not_korudo-

i don't think anyone cares https://i.imgur.com/SzmdSo0.gif

Labrys_

Why did I ever leave this place

elmco

moana make way make way you made the cursed quote tower post so i care about your existence

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/sXh7Yra.jpg

pixie

tumbling down

elmco

so i guess there will actually be a winner huh sucks it won’t make it to 2 years

Mona-not_korudo-

Sucks it won't make it to the funny arbitrary number 6969.

elmco

4200 isn’t that far off though

Mona2

Talk less

pixie

Korudo

4200 isn’t that far off though What's special about that number?

elmco

too bad i don't give a shit what you think mona

Rom_Dolos

> Talk Less > On the Phansite Sounds like an oxymoron

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

frog https://i.imgur.com/fOaMIE2.jpg

elmco

amphibians are weak, the true powerhouses are the rodents

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

silence boomer

Korudo

This thread ain't gonna die under my watch. https://i.imgur.com/YTpmS3N.jpg

Kazuya

pain

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

whoever posts after me has a -6 inch pp

Korudo

Do I now? https://i.imgur.com/uiV3zXy.jpg

elmco

funny munny

Joemomma40

I’m supposed to be surprised this hasn’t died after I forgot about this website but I really am not

elmco

good

Korudo

bad

Rom_Dolos

Yes, no, maybe. I don’t know. Can you repeat the question?

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

alright guys listen i don't have much time if the PMs shut down on the 1st of november we should all shitpost our hearts out on halloween

Korudo

But don't we do that like every other day?

elmco

canada

Korudo

Canada*

(edited by Korudo)

Rom_Dolos

Canada

Kazuya

Canadon't

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

well yeah we do anyways but what can they do? ban us from the site when it's shutting down? we are above the law join my cause, brothers, sisters and all other points on the spectrum. we must unite.

pixie

Can'tada

elmco

can’t add

Korudo

Imagine letting elm win. https://i.imgur.com/L4lfF5Y.jpg

Sarinman

gamning

Rom_Dolos

Mom says it's my turn on the thread

pixie

wrong

Rom_Dolos

Cool cool

elmco

daryl the pony of love

Mona-not_korudo-

eww love

Mona2

Dude Love

elmco

dude perfect

Mona-not_korudo-

https://i.imgur.com/NzGhYVi.jpg

pixie

drinkign my sprite cranberry

elmco

dude wheres my car 2 starring adam sandler

pixie

Sip

elmco

fcujk you

Last_Suprise

>:3

elmco

the power went out on my street

Korudo

>:3 ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Jiyu-Hatanaka

How in the absolute fuck is this still alive?

elmco

t u u u n n e l v i s i o o o n

Korudo

Are ya winning,son?

Last_Suprise

https://i.imgur.com/LPLp46C.png

elmco

guacamoleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Last_Suprise

Rom_Dolos

Nikocole Guacamole

elmco

terrance

Last_Suprise

feel the power of love

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/2kxZLcd.jpg

elmco

don't use kaguya caps if you're not gonna time them appropriately

Korudo

No https://i.imgur.com/0PmABN8.jpg

Inari

what the hell, this thread is still going

Last_Suprise

egg

Luigi

That's not an egg, it's a football. I chiselled it!

Last_Suprise

Well, what're you waiting for? Throw me a pass!

elmco

egg helms https://i.imgur.com/ZMt2QIN.png

Mona-not_korudo-

https://i.imgur.com/zaQOOLF.jpg

elmco

that's a really funny reaction image, you should use more of them

Mona-not_korudo-

Noted,I shouldn't use reactions images.

Gin

https://i.imgur.com/EQKJ5Ik.jpg

Korudo

Thanks Gin,now it is mine. https://i.imgur.com/c2Hb98t.jpg

Last_Suprise

Mona-not_korudo-

https://i.imgur.com/EQKJ5Ik.jpg Cuz elm asked me to use them

elmco

this place is a cesspool for the criminally unfunny

Queef

My thread dies with this site

elmco

I BIT MY FINGER

Gin

Smart

Rom_Dolos

DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR

Queef

What a fucking smartass On an unrelated note to Elm's stupidity, thie end of the site will finally determine the winner of this cursed thread.

elmco

and it'll be meeeeeeee

Rom_Dolos

I beg to differ

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

Let me win.. LET ME WINNNNNN!

Rom_Dolos

No.

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

Yes.

Korudo

and it'll be meeeeeeee Hah! In your dreams.

elmco

everyone should die

pixie

yeah

Haken_Browning

I shall now commence my winning power move

Gin

Not Smart

Korudo

everyone should die No https://i.imgur.com/BYd72pD.jpg

elmco

once upon a time

Naoya-Naorin-Toudou

In a galaxy far far away...

Korudo

Korudo won and went away

Queef

It's here guys, the dawn of The End™

Korudo

Imagine losing

Edgelord_Guy

Not last.

Mona2

I wonder if I will get the last post it would be so haha funny if I did Ok Hifumi you can lock the thread now

Edgelord_Guy

333

Mona2

Shut the fuck up Android_Guy no woman will ever love you

Edgelord_Guy

No one will ever love me and I don't want them to, love is for emotional people.

Mona2

I have an nsfw avatar

Edgelord_Guy

I'm the best at getting account banned and IP banned, just accept it.

Mona2

I'm the best at women

Korudo

I wonder if I will get the last post it would be so haha funny if I did Ok Hifumi you can lock the thread now This

Edgelord_Guy

333

Korudo

What does that mean?

Mona2

I think it means like fuck jews or something

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/4lYGfpL.jpg

Queef

Imb4 nish swoops in a second before the site goes offline XD

Queef

Fuck I'm walking and I'm late and I didn't read that oh well

Queef

Wish me good luck on my exams please please I'm going to cry if I fail

Mona2

I wish Luna bad luck on her exams but also I don't mean that and i'm rooting for her to succeed

Korudo

I wish Luna bad luck on her exams but also I don't mean that and i'm rooting for her to succeed This

Edgelord_Guy

Good luck Queef... on failing.

Edgelord_Guy

Obligatory edgy post.

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/OtMbpXl.jpg

Edgelord_Guy

The only one who can beat me is my dad.

Queef

THANKS ELM, NOW FOR THE SECOND ONE XD XD XD also fuck you edgelord, this is why no one likes you (also my name isn't queef so it was rendered useless)

Edgelord_Guy

Post.

Edgelord_Guy

Queef bullies me. Likes I said 3 years ago.

Korudo

??? Second one?

(edited by Korudo)

Edgelord_Guy

Korudo bullies me.

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/HouSKEK.jpg

Edgelord_Guy

Not funny. Only Mona2, Maximos and I are funny.

Korudo

That's wasn't a joke it was a question.

Edgelord_Guy

Jokes can be questions.

Edgelord_Guy

This thread was locked by a moderator

Korudo

This thread was locked by a moderator

Edgelord_Guy

I love Android_Guy, he's so funny and a stud.

Edgelord_Guy

This thread was unlocked by a moderator

Edgelord_Guy

This thread is unlocked due to activity

Korudo

يخي اتخارج Talking Arabic>>>>

Edgelord_Guy

The password to ZXCV12 is ZXCV12, same with this account.

Gin

-This message marks the end of this thread. Any posts after this post are invalid and will not be counted to the forum game. Thank you for your understanding-

Korudo

لااااااااااااااا (Btw mods don't ban me plz since those are the last days)

(edited by Korudo)

Edgelord_Guy

Thanks Gin for saying any message after mine is invalid.

Korudo

and the winner is korudo! Yay

Edgelord_Guy

Edgelord_Guy wins.

Gin

Your all idiots.

Korudo

Mishima called me an idiot,wahh wahhh https://i.imgur.com/FhMNi57.jpg

Edgelord_Guy

The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true.

pixie

stinky

Kotone Shiomi

Its been a ride yall.

Edgelord_Guy

Only about 8 hours left. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edgelord_Guy

stinky

Gin

-This is the system. Stop posting. I win. Thank you.-

elmco

i'd be willing to pay off a mod to lock it i just don't want someone new to win i've been in this for 2 fucking years man

Edgelord_Guy

Pay off a mod then. Exactly you're too poor. You couldn't afford a free account, so you had to ask the mods to make it.

(edited by Edgelord_Guy)

Korudo

i'd be willing to pay off a mod to lock it i just don't want someone new to win i've been in this for 2 fucking years man Although I think understand how you feel,life was never fair elm.

elmco

Pay off a mod then. Exactly you're too poor. You couldn't afford a free account, so you had to ask the mods to make it.what?

Edgelord_Guy

The last post and first post should be the same for closure. I'll do the honors.

Edgelord_Guy

test

elmco

you know the first post on this thread wasn't "test" right

Edgelord_Guy

What was it then?

elmco

go to page 1

Edgelord_Guy

I thought you'd say that but that makes you dumb. Page 1 contains the 437th thread, not the 1st, to access threads before this you must type it into the URL. Typing 1 into the URL gives the 1st thread which has the first message of Mishima typing test. https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=1

(edited by Edgelord_Guy)

elmco

i know what the first thread was, dipshit i'm saying, if you're ending this thread, you should be finishing with what started this thread. page 1 of the thread, not the site dumbass

Edgelord_Guy

Someone is salty and stupid. The first post is by Mishima and it's test.

Korudo

So as the rightful winner of the last one (and the sudden idea to revive this,) I'm gonna host the first one of these of 2019! Same rules apply (if there even are any, don't ask me, my memory is 10 seconds long please help my brain) and uhh, let the battle begin..? As a starter, how are y'all and what did you do for the new year? Also, any resolutions? (using it as a talk post too, sue me b)

elmco

i don't even know how to get this through your head this thread isn't the last thread, so it won't be how it started anyway if you're ending this thread the way it started, you would be copy-pasting luna's post from 2 years ago

Edgelord_Guy

Also I never said the first post of this thread was test, I said the first post. Dipshit.

Korudo

Lock the thread already،mods

Edgelord_Guy

The latest thread is thread 18120 and this thread is 15765, no where did I say this is the last thread. Dipshit.

Edgelord_Guy

How stupid is elmco? Unquantifiably negative IQ.

Korudo

https://i.imgur.com/tvPTUlf.jpg Apparently my name is now K the noise

-Light-

I guess this will go on until this place gets deleted.

Edgelord_Guy

But only for the 3rd post, the 2nd post it's Ko r udo.

elmco

https://i.imgur.com/kIjmKmc.png

Korudo

I guess this will go on until this place gets deleted. Yes,why don't you join us in wasting time trying to win a useless game?

Edgelord_Guy

We won't even know who wins unless it gets locked.

Edgelord_Guy

gaise haw du eye goin L'Dick's chord sir vur?

elmco

sombody

Edgelord_Guy

once told me

Korudo

اخرس كي أستطيع الفوز

Edgelord_Guy

I sometimes find Corn Flakes with all Arabic on for some reason.

Edgelord_Guy

People hype Hifumi_Mod but my waifu's way better and she's not 3D.

BonafideMonafide04

Peepee

Edgelord_Guy

Today I've posted 24% of my total comments on the Phorum of all time.

pixie

Poopoo

Korudo

Peepee

Edgelord_Guy

France List is a great composer.

Korudo

France=Poopoo

Edgelord_Guy

Fred-duh-rick Show-Pan is a great composer.

Rom_Dolos

Cool cool

Korudo

Imagine rom won with that

Edgelord_Guy

At what time does the site die?

Korudo

Nobody knows

Edgelord_Guy

Mishima?

Korudo

Well nobody other than him I guess

Edgelord_Guy

The longer I live the more alienated and lost I feel, I don't only feel distant from others but myself.

Gin

*clears throat.* BEAN

pixie

https://files.catbox.moe/94nqcb.png

(edited by pixie)

Mona2

Fuck

Mona2

https://i.imgur.com/jOLZHXT.jpg You're so fucking precious when you smile

Queef

Who lol

Mona2

Who lol Well, on the left is Hinata Hoshino, sister of Miyako Hoshino of Watashi No Tenshi Ga Maiorita fame, and on the right is Noa Himesaka, her gf and best girl.

Queef

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