I’ll admit it: Kuku was lurking on the site ever since she “officially†left me here. We've been reading up on some RP's that have recently gained popularity, and there are some talk threads in which she could have said her peace (but that's a Luchador match for another time).
However, a newcomer (?) to the forums caught my attention… in a bad way. I understand that the claims I'm about to make may render me an expert badass cat warrior in the eyes of Kuku, but Kuku feels it's necessary to call out these shithead. So I said I would do it.
The offender has made a group of Phantom Thief rip offs that are trying to steal the dreams of future Luchadors everywhere. On top of that, their assumed stupidity on all fronts makes Kuku both laugh at them and think they are Archer
The other over the top thing they did was make a stupid now banned group account that caused stupid stuff to happen over the last few hours. Thus, their comments were regarded as shitposts and subsequently ignored by other users in the thread, making them seem really not very smart cats.
I’m looking at you, Psyche, Nyah!
Now, I don't know if you're alts of other Phansite users or are new to the site, but I have proof that your attempts to role-play on this site are absolute shit.
Here's my proposition: I’ll give you not very good Luchadors a chance to explain yourselves. Fight Kuku in a Luchador wrestling match and give me a good reason why I shouldn't embarrass you any further.
You have 1 week to Wrestle me and Kuku. I'm not playing around.
And I’m only gonna say this once: If you even DARE to try and hold a fight with her during a wrestling match while in character, Kuku will eviscerate you.
Yours Nyahfully, Kuku's bestie and master of Rosie based copy pastas, JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! *Air horns*